{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}I know what you all are thinking. Right now, those of you who are sitting here in the arena and watching this on XWF Neo are thinking..."Thank GOD Trish Stratus Is Back." Judging from your reaction, I proved my theory to be right. So, Wrestling's TRUE Goddess has officially returned to action. So you can start the celebrations now. Hell, my return to the squared circle is the greatest thing to happen to professional sports since they brought back hockey. *fans cheer* Yeah, I know. Go Leafs! But anyway, as thrilling as it is to be back, especially in front of my hometown fans, there is something that has been bugging me. No, it's not the one who was responsible for putting me on the shelf three months ago. Don't think I haven't forgotten about you Jenna. We're not finished yet. But, the thing that has been bothering me has been bothering me all week. This person goes by the name of Easi. Now, I'll tell you just what kind of problems I have with this.....this THING, and trust me, there are a bunch of them. The biggest problem I have with her is her whole "Greater Than Thou" attitude. *snickers* Oh for the love of Gretsky. Honey, your whole attitude....I invented AND perfected it. So anything you do is imitating me. In my opinion, you are not worthy enough to carry the polish to shine my boots, let alone be in the same ring as me. You come out here and expect the fans and fellow wrestlers to jump everytime you snap your fingers. Again...this is something you picked up by watching me, like it or not. You don't even realize what you're doing. You can come at me with every insult your circus peanut sized brain can muster, and guess what? It STILL won't phase me. I have been called every single name in the book at LEAST five times over, maybe more. Another thing you need to learn Easi is you need to learn how to get your facts straight. You had the Babe of the Year parts right, but Diva Search reject? Pft! Please! Why would I need to stopp so low as to enter some Diva Search when I am the top diva around? It doesn't make sense to me, but oh well. C'est la vie. You forgot to mention the two times I made the cover of the XWF Divas magazine. Not to mention the three,....count them if you can...THREE times I reigned as Women's champion. Still not convinced what kind of wrestler I am? Still convinced that I'm just an airheaded bimbo? Just ask the "great" Jenna Jameson what kind of wrestler I am. You are looking at the only SUPERSTAR, male or female, that came the closest to ending her career. Still think I'm a bimbo? Just ask Dawn Marie how sadistic my mind is. She's still feeling the emotional scars of the ordeal I put her through, all in the name of revenge. Just ask her about what I did to her son, and to her. I'm sure she'd LOVE to tell you everything. See, thats one thing you rookies have a problem grasping is the facts about your opponents. I know I speak for the veterans in the back when I say.....enough is enough.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Easi....wait a second, what in the hell kind of name is that? Are you implying that you are indeed easy? *snickers* Please. You claiming to be easy is like the Maple Leafs saying they suck. It simply is not possible. Your claims of being a slut is yet ANOTHER thing I have a problem with. Normally I'd come out here and say something about how it is embarassing for a woman to proclaim herself to be a slut, but seeing as how that is something I'm not ashamed of saying, I'm not gonna do it. If you really are that needy and want to compare records, fine, lets compare. If you go WAAAAY back to the time when I first came into the XWF, I have ammased more men that I've slept with than Gretsky has NHL records. Triple H, Christian, Shane McMahon WAY before he married Dawn, Mike Young, Alex Wilkins, just to name a few. They've all been heartily Stratusfied. Hell, there are more names on the list, but it's hard to remember everyone. So you coming out and saying your the slut is not making sense with me, and that is why.

*~*Trish lowers the mic a bit and begins to pace the ring, looking out over her hometown fans. The fans keep cheering Trish, who can't help but smirk. Shaking her head slightly, Trish returns to the center of the ring.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Problem number three I have with Easi.....simple. She claims to be the biggest bitch to ever set foot in an XWF ring. *rolls eyes* Again with the lying. Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not good to lie? Assuming you actually HAVE a mother, that is. Honey, you may have been the biggest bitch in whatever minor league federation you were with, but this is the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. This is the biggest ocean of all. Here....you are a small fish, a Nemo if you will. You are a Nemo in an ocean that is ruled by the Great White Shark named Bruce, which is me. Unlike the movie, you, little Nemo, won't be going home anytime soon. You're going to be chum for this shark. You want to make yourself out to be the biggest, baddest bitch around? You are small potatoes comapared to me, sweetheart. In fact, let me give you a little lesson, ok? Throughout the years, many a woman has come around on television that have claimed to be the biggest bith, but they all pale in comparission to moi. Alexis Carrington-Colby-Dexter on 'Dynasty?' Wuss. Amanda Woodward on 'Melrose Place?' Pansy. Brenda Walsh on 'Beverly Hills 90210?' Sissy. Julie Cooper-Nichol on 'The OC?' Brainless. Hell, even Omarosa from 'The Apprentice' would be scared shitless to come face to face with me. If you want to add your name to the list, be my guest. It's your funeral.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Easi, I want you to do something for me. I want you to go find yourself a mirror, preferably one that hasn't already been broken by you. I want you to take that mirror and stare into it. If the reflection doesn't either laugh at you or run away screaming, you're making progress. I want you to take a long look at yourself and then ask yourself these questions. Is Trish Stratus the woman that I want to be facing? Is Trish Stratus the right person to prove myself against? Do I really hate myself that much that I'd allow myself to be destroyed in front of millions by Trish Stratus? After you have done that, put on your wrestling gear, do your warmups or whatever it is you do to get ready for a match, and I want you to walk down to the ring. Consider it walking the green mile, if you will. Because once you take that walk down the ring, you may as well be walking the mile to the electric chair. Because after all, this match is your execution, and I'm the one in control of the switch.

*~* 'Time To Rock And Roll' plays again as Trish grins evily and tosses the mic back at Lillian. Sliding out of the ring, Trish slaps hands with a couple of hometown fans before heading up the ramp. Turning around, Trish poses for the crowd one more time before heading backstage as the scene fades to black.*~*

SCENE ONE
' E n e m i e s & N e w F r i e n d s'

*~*The scene opens up about five minutes later in the backstage area. Trish is shown walking the halls, having just finished up her address to her hometown crowd. Sipping on a bottle of Dasani water flavored with raspberry, Trish rounds the corner nearest her dressing room. As she does, she almost collides with fellow XWF diva Dawn Marie, who has her Apple IPod playing. Aggitated, Trish glares.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Oh for the LOVE of Gretsky. Watch where you're going.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}*not listening at all but is humming Be Youself by Audioslave but looks at Trish* Oh it's you, I see your hair is back, or is that a wig?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Cute....real cute. Natural hair thank you very little.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Too bad. *shuts off her music* Would have loved to see you with short hair.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Yeah I BET you would have.

*~*Trish takes a sip out of her water before speaking again.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}So tell me someyhing. After last week's THRILLER, hwo do you plan on topping yourself again? I mean, two losses in a row is surely something to be proud of.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Who says I am going to lose?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Hmm...gee....me. I mean, you and Celeste have the odds stacked impossibly high against you.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Yeah well didn't you do the same and I am still here right.

*~*Trish feigns a look of shock and makes a stabbing motion at her heart.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Ow...damn....cuts RIGHT to the heart. Newsflash....we're BOTH still here.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Look, I got it under control and I won't lose again.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Whatever you say. Whatever helps you sleep at night is fine by me.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Oh did I strike a nerve? Are you still mad that I got one up on you?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}One up on me? You're joking right?

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}No, I'm not. I did cut your hair after all. I could have done worse and shaved it all off but I decided to leave those two morons you call bodyguards stunned.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}If you call that one upping me, then you need to lay off the sauce. Besides.....

*~*Trish moves in closer to Dawn, getting up in her face. Slowly reaching out, Trish glides a perfectly manicured finger down Dawn's cheek.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}No one, and I mean no one, outdoes me when it comes to mind games. You above all people should know that.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}*throw Trish's finger off of her* Don't.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}*stepping back just slightly and grins* Funny, I don't remember you EVER having to use that word. Whats the matter? Did I strike a nerve?

*~*Dawn snaps and just attacks Trish out of no where. Trish is taken by surprise as her water bottle is knocked out of her hand as she is taken down to the ground. Dawn grabs Trish by the hair and starts to smack her around. As she goes to slam Trish's head into the concrete floor, the figure of another blonde woman can be seen running into the picture. The woman smacks Dawn in the back of the head, causing her to fall off Trish. Celeste runs up and attacks the other girl from behind and waits for her to get up before giving her the chick kick as Dawn gets up and attacks Trish again before Celeste pulls her off. Trish stands up and moves near the mystery woman before glaring at the two.*~*

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Come on bitch!!!

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}So this is how you want it, huh? If I were you during your match this week....watch your freaking back....BOTH of you!

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}I've heard that before and it never get's on. Bring it Trish and bring that bitch with you.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Don't be so concerned about me, Dawn. You and your Asian hooker be careful.

*~*Trish manages to flip both Celeste and Dawn Marie off before they walk off around the other corner. Watching them leave, Trish turns around in time to see the other woman standing up, holding her head.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Umm....thanks, I guess.

{The Mystery Woman}It's no problem. I was just coming around the corner and saw what she was doing to you.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Unfortunately she's like that. So.....whats your name?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Ashley.....Ashley Massaro.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Nice to meet.........wait, you're the one who won the 2005 XWF Diva Search contest aren't you?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Yeah, thats me.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}So....why did you help me?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Well, you were being attacked, so I just jumped in and tried to help.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Instinct......I like it.

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Y....you do?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Yeah. Plus you put your body on the line as well. I like that.

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Well........thanks.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}No problem. You know.....there is a LOT I could teach you. That is, if you're interested.

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}You mean....you'd be willing to teach me?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Teach...train...take under my wing....however you want to slice it, sure. You have potential.

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Wow. I.....I don't know what to say other than thank you!

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}No thanks needed. Walk with me. You have much to learn.

*~*Walking towards her locker room, Trish walks with Ashley, talking all the way as the scene fades to black.*~*