' The Canadian Princess ' Trish Stratus

Achievements	Been Dethroned
1. XWF Womens Champion (3x) 2. 3.	Singles 1. ?? 2. ?? 3. ??	Tag Team 1. ?? & ?? 2. ?? & ?? 3. ?? & ?? 4. ?? & ?? 5. ?? & ??
Disclaimer
Banner made by Tina at Demented-Visions.net. Layout by Margaret. Thanks a million for letting me use this layout chica. Side image courtesy of trishstratus.8k.com. The roleplay itself was made by me..like it and learn to live with it. I am in no way affiliated with World Wrestling Entertainment, nor do I claim to know Trish Stratus. I simply play her in this federation..

SCENE ONE
' M i s c h i e f & M a y h e m R e s u m e'

*~*Our scene opens up in the positively frightening town of Haddonfield, Illinois, where the latest XWF pay per view spectacular, or in this case, SPOOKtacular, Halloween Havoc, will be taking place. Right now, it's the day before the big event, and already, the XWF ring crew is hard at work getting the stage and ring all set up for the pay per view spectacular. Panning around the outdoor set, the cameras find the large area that is set up and decorated for the annual XWF Halloween shindig. Off a ways away are the tents and trailers that the different XWF superstars are using to change into their costumes for the party. These will also be used as their mock dressing rooms for the pay per view tomorrow. As the cameras approach one of the tents, the see a gold star on the flap. Getting in closer, they see that the star reads 'Trish Stratus.' Pushing open the flap, they walk in and find the diva herself seated at a large vanity mirror. Trish looks nothing short of stunning in her costume, which is a fairly short, intricately designed pirate costume. It consists of a deep purple corset-style overdress, and underneath it is a black petticoat. Black nylons are worn on her legs, and on her feet are matching purple high heeled ankle boots with a strip of purple fabric on the tops. Plopped next to her on the table is a purple three point pirate hat. Trish is shown putting the last of her makeup on as she doesn't even bother to look up as she begins to speak.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}You know, people will never stop ceasing to amaze me. I mean, I have been waiting practically all week to hear something from someone OTHER than Dawn Marie's constant whining, and the moment FINALLY comes where we hear from the elusive, yet oh so misguided Melina Perez. So, Melina, you fancy yourself to be some sort of evil, maniacal, sadistic bitch, do you? Well, I hate to burst your little bubble, but Rheia has a corner on that market, so find yourself another niche to carve, k? The thing I find most amusing about you is you project an inate sense of inexperience that many of us can't help but laugh. So, the tough little girl has decided that she is big enough to graduate from the sandbox to the ring and step up against the tougest of the tough, does she? *fakes smile* Aww....how sweet. Well sugar, hate to tell you, but that's just the first of your mistakes you've made around here. Your first mistake was when you went and pissed me off by not showing up until the last minute. But, thanks to my little friend here, *gestures to a flute of Cristal next to her pirate hat* I've learned to keep the emotions in check. Which, again, is a bad thing for you, because this match....this Hardcore match, it's mine to win, no if's, and's, or but's need be said. So Melina, while you can go to the dingiest gyms possible and speak your thoughts there, I prefer to let my actions inside of the ring do all the talking.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Now Dawn, don't go and think I've forgotten about you, because that is SO not the case, darlin'. You can come out and say everything you want about me. Hell, it's never stopped you before, so why quit now? But I just want you to remember one little thing before we head out and try and kill each other. No matter what stunts you try and pull, no matter how much shit you talk about me, I will have the mental edge over you. Not that it's saying much, because Big Bird has the mental edge over you, but go with me here. So try it, Dawn. Try and hit me with everything you've got. It will just come back tenfold and bite you in the ass.

*~*Trish smiles as she takes a sip of her Cristal and goes back to fixing her makeup. No sooner had she turned back to her mirror than her apprentice, Ashley Massaro comes into the tent, dressed in her punk fairy costume, looking none too happy. Trish turns around and looks at Ashley.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Whats the matter with you?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}I'm just NOW getting here.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}I was wondering where you were. What happened?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}I had my first run-in with Dawn Marie.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Oh Lord. What did she attempt to do/tell you?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}I remember she had me in this room and had me tied to this chair. She and I had these words, and she had me watch this tape.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}What tape? And what did you two say?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Well, she had a lot of bad things to say about you, and I of course defended you. Then she brought up this apparent incident of when you had her in a boiler room? Anyway.....she showed me the tape.......

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Lemme guess. And now she's trying to make you think I'm some curel bitch who delights in sexually torturing other women?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}Thats basically what she wants, yeah.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}And what do you think?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}I want to know the truth. Is what Dawn told me true?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}First off, yes there was a tape. Second, nothing happened between us. A- I don't swing that way and B- It's not my kind of thing.

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}So she was just lying to get to you? And used me in the process?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}In short.....yes. See, thats how that bitch's mind works. She thinks she has someone figured out, but she's proven wrong WAY too fast.

*~*Trish drains her flute of Cristal and stands up.*~*

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}I do know one thing, though.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}What's that?

{The Rebellious Bombshell Ashley Massaro}She does something like that again.......I'll beat her ass.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}That's the spirit!

*~*Trish grabs her hat and places it on her head.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Now come on. There's a party to get to.

*~*Trish and Ashley head out of the tent as the scene fades to black.*~*

SCENE ONE
' H a p p y H a l l o w e e n !'

*~*About twenty minutes later, the scene opens up in the large area set aside for the annual XWF Halloween party. The party seems to be in full swing, with the superstars spread throughout, dressed in an ecclectic mix of costumes. Off at the buffet table stands Ashley and Trish's Problem Solver, Tyson Tomko, who is dressed up as a prison inmate. Trish, meanwhile is standing near a tree, sipping on yet another glass of Cristal. Off in the distance, something catches her eye. Taking her glass, she walks over to where she spots fellow XWF superstar Jenna Jameson standing. Jenna is dressed up in a costume that is almost an exact duplicate of Trish's, with the difference being Jenna's costume is pink and she has a plastic sword. In Jenna's free hand is an almost empty bottle of Budweiser, which she polishes off and hands to her assistant Joy Giovanni, who is dressed in a sweet looking white angel costume. Jenna whispers something to Joy, who nods. Looking at Trish, Jenna can't help but glare.*~*

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Nice costume.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Yeah it is. I wonder....where did you get yours?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Why do you want to know?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}I'm wondering if we got them at the same place.

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}I got it at this place back in Vegas a while ago.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Oh...I got mine.....

*~*Trish looks over Jenna's shoulder and scowls.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Oh WHAT the hell?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}What?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}*points* Look. Madison and Rheia.

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}*looks over her shoulder* Oh, those costumes are ni........HEY! They copied me!

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}They copied you who copied me.

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}So not cool. Fiends!

*~*Jenna's security team of Dallas and Batista walk over, and the duo are dressed as police officers. Dave hands Jenna another Budweiser and the two look at Trish, then back at Jenna. Jenna just shakes her head a bit as she takes a sip and the guys walk back off.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Whats with Hightower and Tackleberry?{OOC: "Police Academy" reference there}

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}They're still jetlagged, thats all. Wait.........

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}What?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}We're standing here, talking to each other, and I'm not overcome with the sudden urge to gouge your eyes out. Whats up with that?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Well.*points to the bottle of Budweiser in Jenna's hand* That may have something to do with it. How many have you had?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Truth be told.......I lost count after three. What about you? *points to the flute of Cristal in Trish's hand*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}This is my third.no...fourth.......no wait....yeah. Fourth glass. It's good stuff.

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Never really got into it.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Try it. You'll like it.

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Maybe later.

*~*Jenna rolls her eyes slightly as she takes another sip out of her Budweiser. Trish brushes a piece of lint off of her dress as she looks up and spots fellow XWF diva Dawn Marie coming up to her and Jenna. Dawn is shown dressed in a cute little nurse costume.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Should I hide now or later?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}*smacks Trish across the arm* Shut it.

*~*Trish rubs her arm where Jenna smacked it and, begrudgingly, doesn't move when Dawn reaches the duo.*~*

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Hey Jenna, do you have a minute?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Umm....I guess. Whats up?

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}*looks at Trish before looking back at Jenna* Ted Turner is working on a new movie and wanted me to ask you if you would be willing to be the lead.

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Are you serious? You're not pulling my leg here, are you?

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}Why would I do that? *hands her Ted's card* Here is his card, give him a call. *looks at Trish* Ok this is just to weird, I feel like I just stepped into the Twlight Zone.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}*shrugs* Maybe you did.....maybe you didn't. Who knows?

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}*gives a smile* So how is Ashley?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}*gives a just as fake smile* Oh she's fine. In fact, she's right over there in case you want to go say hi when you're done here. Although, she's quite ticked off about what you did and I do see a margarita in her hand, so better be careful.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}What? Ticked off at little old me, what did I do?

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Gee.......clean the crap out of your ears and think for a minute, will you?

*~*Jenna, meanwhile, takes the card Dawn handed her and slips it in a safe place in the bodice of her costume. Taking a final sip of her Bud, she puts the empty bottle onto the tray of a passing by waiter.*~*

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}*interrupting* Dawn....love the costume.

{The Deadly Diva Dawn Marie}*gives a fake smile to Trish* I have no idea what you are talking about. *turns to Jenna* Thanks, it cost alot. Did you two shop at the same store?

{The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}I bet it did.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}It's a coincidence, really.

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