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' The Canadian Princess ' |
' Trish Stratus ' |
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Achievements |
Been Dethroned | |
1. XWF Womens Champion (3x) |
Singles |
1. ?? & ?? 2. ?? & ?? 3. ?? & ?? 4. ?? & ?? 5. ?? & ?? |
SCENE ONE *~*The scene opens up inside of the locker room of the United Center in Chicago, Illinois where the superstars of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation have just finished their weekly smash, Bloodloss. Seeing as how the television show went over well in this arena, the staff have decided to stay an extra day to put on a house show for the fans. Not only are they giving the fans an extra day of action, but they are also giving them a preview of the stars before the next pay per view extravaganza, Halloween Havoc. As the cameras pan around, they spot the gorgeous, yet VERY devious XWF diva, Trish Stratus. Walking alone, without Tyson Tomko or Ashley Massaro, Trish is dressed in her street clothes, seeing as how she has the night off from competition. As she rounds the corner, something up ahead catches her attention and causes her to grin. The cameras follow her gaze as they spot fellow XWF diva Jenna Jameson walking back from the ring, having just finished her houseshow match. Jenna starts to take her elbow pads off as she spots Trish standing in front of her.*~* {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}*sighs* What do you want? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Aww, what's the matter? You don't sound happy to see me. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Is anyone ever happy to see you? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Well, I can name a handfull of people, really. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}*sighs* Is there a point to all of this? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Now really, whats the matter with me stopping an old friend in the halls just to say hello? I see no harm in that. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Friends? Thats a load of crap, Trish. We haven't been friends for a while. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}And thats SUCH a shame, really. I mean, think of the possibilities as far as marketing would be. But, as usual, you let your ego get in the way. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Oh, so I'M the one with the ego? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Did I stutter? I'm just glad that SOME of us around here know how to keep it in check. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}You sure as hell aren't one of them, thats for sure. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Yeah, you're probably right. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Great, so we're in agreement. Now, if this time killing moment is through, I have more important things to be doing than standing around talking to you. *~*Slipping her elbow pads off, Jenna brushes past Trish and starts to walk off down the hall. Trish watches her walk and gets an evil sort of grin on her face as she calls out after Jenna.*~* {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}You know, it must be weird. *~*Jenna stops in her tracks and turns around and walks back towards Trish.*~* {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Whats weird? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}It must be weird for you having to watch this week at the pay per view, your best friend take on your most hated rival. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Trish, you don't know how bad Dawn wants to get her hands on you after what you put her through. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Yeah, I figured you'd say that. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}I'm her best friend. What would you expect me to say? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Well, I just find it funny that here I am, getting another crack at becoming Womens champion, while you were overlooked. I guess Mr.McMahon must have something major hanging over your head. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}You have no idea what he's got over me. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Given time, I can find out. Wouldn't that just make your day? {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Whatever. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}But, Vince isn't the only McMahon with something over you. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}What are you talking about? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}It appears that one-upsmanship runs deep in that family. I mean, Shane McMahon taking what many believe is rightfully yours right out from underneath you? That has to hurt. I know you wanted your shot at the Intercontinental title, but I guess it's not meant to be. {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}I'll get my shot, don't worry. You should be worrying about what Dawn has in store for you. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}You know, funny you should mention her. That begs me to ask the question.....how good of a friend is she really? {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}She's a better friend than you could imagine. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}She's a good friend, huh? Tell me, if she was such a good friend, then how come she never came to visit you in tehe hospital after Souled Out? Or, if she were such a good friend, don't you think she'd offer to be there for you if you needed it instead of her whining to you every time she gets kidnapped or something? {The Heartbreaker Jenna Jameson}Is there a point to all of this? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Oh, one more thing. *~*Trish grins as she walks in closer to Jenna.*~* {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}If she were such a good friend......how come you let her get impregnated by your boyfriend? Not that I could blame him for not wanting the same for you. I mean, we all know he doesn't want to marry you. *~*Trish just stands there laughing as Jenna's facial expression goes blank. Backing up slowly, Jenna turns around and walks off towards her dressing room, leaving a triumphant Trish standing there, grinning.*~* {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}I love my job! *~*Still gloating to herself, Trish walks further on down the hall. As she is walking, she spots XWF interviewer Todd Grisham walking towards her with a microphone. Sighing, Trish folds her arms across her chest and glares as Todd walks up to her.*~* {The Michael Cole Clone Todd Grisham}Trish...glad I caught up with you. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}I'm sure you are. What do you want? {The Michael Cole Clone Todd Grisham}Well, I was wondering if I could have a few minutes of your time. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}*rolls eyes* You've got three minutes. Go. {The Michael Cole Clone Todd Grisham}Ok, now this week at Halloween Havoc, you are basically starting the show off when you face three other women in a Hardcore match to determine the number one contender to the XWF Womens Championship. It must be comforting to you to know that you're back in the title hunt. {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}My only question about this is.......what took the XWF so frickin long to make this match? I mean, are they getting that tired of having a champion that doesn't have the courtesy to defend her title? I don't blame them for making a match to determine a challenger. But in reality, this match isn't going to be that difficult. Hardcore rules or not, I am going to show those three other women just why I am the best. {The Michael Cole Clone Todd Grisham}First off we have a rookie who may look to take your 'Biggest Witch Around' crown....Shayne. {The Michael Cole Clone Todd Grisham}Now, after your match on Bloodloss, we saw Melina Perez come out of nowhere and attack you for no reason, but you would later get your revenge. Why do you think she did what she did and what are your plans for her? {The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Why did Melina attack me after the match? Simple. She's jealous. Melina is jealous at the career that I have. She's jealous that I am the top diva around here, and it's eating her up inside. So, she has to resort to jumping people from behind. I'm here to tell her that she has picked the wrong woman to mess with. She'll learn, like others before her, that there is no getting away from me, especially when you've crossed me. Bad things happen. {The Michael Cole Clone Todd Grisham}Finally, we come to one of the two biggest targets of your.....wrath, so to speak, Dawn Marie. *~*Giving a cocky little smirk, Trish gives a wave to the cameras as she walks past Todd and walks down the hall. Todd just stands there dumbfounded as the scene fades out to black.*~*
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{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}*chuckles a bit* So....the new chick who is basically making herself out to be a rookie version of myself is getting her shot at the bigtimes. Well, allow me to be the first one to congratulate her on getting this far. But unfortunately for her, this joyride is going to come to a screeching hault. She's had it pretty easy so far, but her luck has JUST about run out. I mean, if she couldn't even beat our loopier-than-thou Womens champion, how in the hell is she even going to be able to compete with me? It boggles my mind, it really does. But, kudos to you, Shayne, kudos. You have just been assigned the most imposible task imagineable. If you want your shot at the Womens title, then you have to not only overcome the brutal Hardcore match, but you have to get through me to do it. That is something that you aren't going to be able to overcome. But, I applaud your gutsyness, I really do. That proves that you have NO clue about the way things work around here. Oh well.....your funeral.
{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}You know, I wonder about Dawn sometimes. I wonder just what kind of person she is. Time and time again she keeps coming back for what I give out, and I'm more than happy to oblige her. If thats her thing, then whatever floats her boat. But Dawn, sooner or later, the time will come where you will reach your breaking point and you'll just crumble and blow away. Who knows? The breaking point may come as soon as Halloween Havoc. I wonder.....how are you going to make it through such a brutal match against the one woman that you know holds the key to your sanity. I find it funny that all I have to mention is....well, your ability to resist saying the word 'NO' and you freak out. Some may find that wrong, but I find it funny. All I know is this Sunday, once again, I will be getting what it is I want and I'll be using you to get it. Kind of like old times, isn't it? Oh, but instead of you using your "good friend" Jenna Jameson, and you know how you did, I use you to get points across. Why? Well, I guess it's because it's SO damn easy and you fall for it everytime. So Dawn, prepare yourself however you want to. All the training in the world won't make a damn bit of difference, because in the end, I will walk away with the win. Good luck and....be sure to give Mikhel a hug for me.