{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}You know, I'm beginning to wonder just why I even fucking bother anymore. I mean, here I am trying to offer some VERY sound advice to my tag team partner who is obviously going through a lot right now, and I get shot down. Some people are just so ungreatful it's not even funny. But hey, sooner or later, Jenna will see what Alex and myself have been trying to tell her for weeks. Shane Turner and Dawn Marie are just using her to satisfy their own egos. But for right now, the main question that I have is, how much can one person take before they just snap? I bet you've asked yourself that for months, haven't you Dawn? I bet you've been whining and crying ever since...well, for now lets just call it "The Incident"....took place. I guess thats why you allegedly pay Dr. Valentine the big bucks. That would be the ONLY way you'd get someone to actually listen to you without wanting to claw their eyes out or throw you out the window. You have that unique gift of putting people to sleep everytime you open your mouth. I guess one of the other things that hasn't changed about you is you still are downright delusional. It will only be a matter of time before the men with the white coats come to take you back to Rose Lawn Sanitarium where you escaped from. Honestly Dawn, how many times are we going to go through this? You can try all you want, but you and I both know that the chances of you beating me are slim to none. Why should this week be any different? Is it because you've got your husband and the rest of the WCW lameasses backing you up that has given you that edge? Please. I have something that you don't and that you wish you had. I have the two time XWF World Champion, not to mention your alleged "best friend" Jenna Jameson in my corner. Oh and trust me. After seeing what you two have said, something tells me that she is going to do the right thing. Now Shane McMahon, let me just tell you one thing. If you couldn't protect your little wife during The Incident, then what in God's name thinks you can do the same this week? It just boggles my mind the way you think things out sometimes. *shakes head* Whatever. You can think whatever you want, but it's not going to change the inevitable. After you and your wife taste defeat for the nine thousandth time, do us all a favor. Take her back to whatever hole in New Jersey she crawled out from because quite frankly, I'm sick of dealing with her. But for now, I want to make sure that you know that Jenna and I both wish you the BEST of luck. You sure as hell are going to need it.