{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Now, seeing as how I�m a busy woman and have about a thousand things to do before tomorrow, I�ll make this as painless as possible. You people get the pleasure of watching the Canadian Goddess in action tomorrow night. It�s a treat, really. I mean, I�m a week removed from taking care of three other women to become the number one contender to the XWF Womens championship, and I�m fighting again. Now, the normal female wrestler would whine and bitch about having to do this, but as you can tell, I am no ordinary diva, oh no. Now, it just so happens to be that one of the women I am facing this week is the same woman that I will be fighting at our next pay per view in the Womens Championship match, Rheia. Now Rheia, I will say this, and considering what I�m about to say is out of the ordinary, just consider the source. What you�ve done inside of the ring, it�s impressive. I mean, beating people like Torrie Wilson, Dawn Marie, Jenna Jameson, to name a few���.WOW. That must have taken a LOT out of you to have beaten the likes of those impressive names *rolls eyes* Ok, back to reality and more importantly, back to me. Rheia, you were right about one thing. You�re not as dumb as I think you are. Hell, for you to think that, it would imply that I came out and said it. Because believe it or not, I actually think you have a shred of intelligence hidden somewhere inside that circus peanut you call a brain. I wouldn�t expect you to fall for anything I throw down. Hell, only those who want to hurt themselves do that. Just ask Dawn Marie. She�s the prime example. But Rheia, you might as well consider this a mild warm up for the title match we have down the road. Just know that whatever stipulations you want to throw at me, I�m willing to accept them. Why? Because I freaking can, that�s why.

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Now, Alex Wilkins is a different story all together. He is what some might view as my mentor. He�s the Obi-Wan Kenobi to my Luke Skywalker. Or to be more accurate for this situation, he is the Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious to my Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. So really, this can boil down to a messed up version of the age old student versus teacher saga. Now, there are only really a microscopic handful of people that I care enough about in this place, with the obvious one being Christian in case you Brits haven�t already figured that out, to have some reservations about facing. But, that thought went through my head for, oh about a minute, before reality set in. The reality is, once the bell rings, any lingering feelings of doubt fly out the window faster than you can imagine. However, Alex, you did bring up a good and interesting point. Can I trust Chris Arcadia? Well, after pondering that for a bit, I came to the conclusion that��I believe I can. After all, if you can�t trust a fellow countryman, then who is left to trust? Us Canadian superstars have to stick together, and not just during the hockey season. So Alex, Rheia, prepare yourselves. Canadian dominance is on it�s way.

*~*Trish goes to hand Coach the mic back, but stops, as if she�s just thought of something else.*~*

{The Canadian Princess Trish Stratus}Before I go�*fans cheer*�Oh shut up Its not THAT exciting. Anyway, before I go, I just want to touch on one thing, something else that Rheia said that is sticking with me. She said something about one Dawn Marie that I can�t help but feel mixed emotions over. That picture that she had��the one where it is CLEAR that Dawn is forcing herself on me, it has me thinking. Dawn, you have quite the set of cajones on you to make bold accusations about me. You come out here; you call me a sexual predator and say I�m nothing more than a whore. Which granted in some cases may be true, but in this case, it�s far from it. Dawn, how DARE you say that about me when it�s clear you are doing the EXACT same thing you preach against. That picture that Rheia has, which I want to know just HOW she got it, by the way, is all the proof that I need to show the world that you are nothing more than a gold-digging slut. Oh, if you don�t believe me, then maybe I should just go ask your supposed best friend Jenna Jameson. You know, the same woman who you stabbed in the back when you became pregnant with Keith�s child. God, some woman you are. You monopolized his time so he would spend it all with you, completely neglecting the woman he loves more than his life. Maybe I should ask Jenna just what kind of a woman lies beneath the surface of what you project whenever the cameras are there. Maybe I should ask her just what kind of friend you are. *laughs to herself* Rheia, thank you. You�ve just given me yet another edge of Dawn. And Dawn, remember what I said. I know what buttons to push, and if necessary, I will ask Jenna about what I just said. Mark my words.

*~*Trish laughs as the crowd continues to jeer, this time with more passion. Tossing the mic back at Coach, Trish�s theme strikes back up as she just gives a little wave to the Diva Search girls and climbs out of the ring. Ignoring the chants and boos from the fans, Trish makes her way up the ramp and backstage as the scene fades to black.*~*