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They say that it takes a devastating event in one�s life for someone to really sit down and re-evaluate themselves. Once something bad has happened, what is a person to do but to sit by themselves in a dark room and stare at the wall until inspiration hits them like a semi truck? As emo as it may sound, being alone in a room forces you to think of what went wrong and how can you make it better. Once you have your plan in mind, the only option left is to get up and start to put it into motion. It�s not always easy, but for those who have their hearts set on making a change, they are willing to do just about anything, and to go through just about anyone, to get what they want. The current scene is the crowded backstage portion of the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, which is set to play host to the GDW�s latest pay-per-view spectacular, Resurrection. As is the custom with ALL wrestling shows, the scene is chaos, with people running around in all directions trying to get things in order before the show kicks off. As we move along, we come across the familiar GDW backdrop, complete with interviewer Dexter Russell standing with his trusty microphone. {The Interviewer Dexter Russell}Ladies and gentlemen, we are only a couple of hours away from the start of GDW Resurrection. Joining me at this time is one of tonight�s participants, she is Faith DeLuca! Dexter stands back and allows Faith to come onto the set. Faith is dressed in her normal pink and black wrestling attire and she is carrying what looks to be a piece of paper in her left hand. Dexter stands back next to her and clears his throat. {The Interviewer Dexter Russell} Thank you for joining me, Faith {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca}The pleasure is ALL yours, Dorkster. {The Interviewer Dexter Russell} Now, last week�.. {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} *cutting him off* Save it, ok? We are not going to even MENTION last week. {The Interviewer Dexter Russell} But I was��.. {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} I said we are NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT! {The Interviewer Dexter Russell} Alright then, we don�t have to. This week, we see you facing an entirely different sort of challenger in one Synful Diamond. Any thoughts? {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} My thoughts? You want my thoughts on some cheap, second rate knockoff of me? What kind of question is that? Ok, you want to know how I feel facing her. Quite frankly, I am insulted. I�m insulted that the GDW higher ups would DARE put someone like me up against someone like her. I mean, look at her for Christ�s sake! I challenge you to point out ANY part of her body that isn�t artificial. This isn�t even a fair match, Dorkster. They have me, an Italian-American goddess, going up against Pornstar Barbie. {The Interviewer Dexter Russell} Now what makes you call her that? {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} It�s simple, really. Take a look at this picture. Faith turns the paper around to reveal an eight by ten photo of Synful Diamond.  {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} Look at this, Dorkster. Look long and hard. What do you see? {The Interviewer Dexter Russell} I see a beautiful woman. {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} Of course you would. I�ll tell you what I see. I see a silicone filled, bleached out whore. Look at this picture! It has Hustler magazine written all over it. Women like this are better suited for another type of activity on camera, only this activity requires representatives from Vivid Video to be present when filming. This girl probably hasn�t worked hard in a match a day in her life, and the only time she has actually broken a sweat was when���well, I think you can figure it out. Faith takes the photo and tosses it onto the floor before speaking in a more serious tone of voice. {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} All joking aside, I want you to understand something. What happened last week has not only gotten under my skin, but it�s made me hungry for retribution. While I can�t go out and seemingly end Jason Talbot once and for all, at least not right now, the GDW brass has given me no choice but to start with you. While I know and everyone else knows that you are nothing more than Barbie playing with the real women, you still seem to think you�re hot shit. I�ll let you keep on thinking that for the time being. But once that bell rings, there�s no turning back. You are going to be forced into battle with a cornered rat, who will fight to the bitter end and take down everyone along with them. Buckle up, Syn. It�s going to be a long night. Not even waiting for Dexter to respond, Faith starts to walk off the set, but not before asking for the mic one final time. {The Full Bodied Italian Faith DeLuca} Oh yeah, almost forgot. Syn, for future references, it�s pronounced fillet mignon. Smirking, Faith finally walks off, leaving Dexter to stand there, somewhat slackjawed as he waits for the next superstar. |