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*~*The scene today opens up today out in the Starbucks capital of the world, Seattle Washington. It is a sunny and breezy fall afternoon, and we are amid a city that is excited beyond belief, and not just because of the Seattle Seahawks making the playoffs. No, the reason why the city is in an unusual state of excitement is because the superstars of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation are in town for Christmas Carnage. It is about twenty four hours away from showtime, and all of the last minute adjustments are being made to the incredible set that has just been completed. In a special section of the bagstage area, the interviews for the XWF, not WCW, superstars has been set up so they can give their opinions on their big matches. The Christmas Carnage backdrop takes center stage, with a glass coffee table in between two large black leather armchairs. Seated in one of the chairs is the Voice of the XWF, Jim Ross. However, there is no one sitting in the other chair. Standing behind it is the security duo of the reigning XWF Intercontinental champion Jenna Jameson, Dallas and Batista. Jim looks at his watch, and back at the duo.*~*
Jim Ross: Do you know where she could be?
Batista: No idea, Jim.
Dallas: All she told us was to go ahead, that she would catch up with us in a minute. That was about five minutes ago.
Jim Ross: I'm sure things are fine.
Batista: She did mention that when she got here, she had a surprise she wanted to show us.
*~*Jim raises his eyebrows a bit and then looks back down at his watch. Another minute passes, and much to everyone's delight, Jenna herself breezes in. Right off the bat, something is different about her. Her normal, trademark blonde locks have been replaced by a deep amber shade of brown, which really looks stuning with her crystal blue eyes. Dressed in a low cut blue and yellow knee length Versace dress and a pair of silver wrap around heels, Jenna walks over to her seat and sits down.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Sorry I'm late. I had to drop something off in my dressing room. I hope I didn't keep you waiting long.
Jim Ross: It's no big deal. I have to say.....you look absolutly stunning. Your hair color looks....wow.
Jenna Jameson: *smiles* Thanks.
Jim Ross: What made you decide to go from blonde to brunette?
Jenna Jameson: Well, I wanted to go for a whole new look, really. I was looking for something that would cause heads to turn and people to talk. But mainly, I wanted to start the new year off with a new look, and I'll be damned if this isn't the right thing.
Jim Ross: I think I can speak for the rest of the locker room when I say it looks great.
Dallas: Amen to that.
Jenna Jameson: I appreciate it.
Jim Ross: Now, lets get down to business. This week.....Christmas Carnage. And with every XWF pay per view, you are in a high profile match for a title. Does it seem like repetition to you when the pay per view cards come out?
Jenna Jameson: Actually it doesn't, Jim. It just tells me that the front office has faith in me and in my abilities to carry whatever kind of match they decide to throw my way. So it speaks volumes, really. It's a feather in my cap to know that I can not only carry these matches, but I am also responsible for some of the most insane and highest rated matches in XWF history. It's a pride thing more than anything.
Jim Ross: Your Intercontinental Title will be decided in a first for the XWF, an Ultimate X match. I've only seen tapes of this match from other federations and I must say, it takes a special kind of superstar to be able to pull this off. How much are you looking forward to this match?
Jenna Jameson: It's going to be huge, and I personally am looking forward to this. It's a new type of match for the fans of the XWF to watch and enjoy, and it doesn't hurt that I'm in it. It's something new and I think it's going to work perfectly with the extreme attitude that surrounds the XWF. Hopefully, if things go well, we'll be seeing more of these matches in the near future.
Jim Ross: Your first title defense since winning, and it's against the very man you won it from, Shane Turner. Your thoughts.
Jenna Jameson: A lot can be said about Shane Turner. I can sit here and say that he's a great businessman. I can sit here and say that he's a talent in the ring. I can even sit here and say he's nice to everyone around him. But I'm afraid I can't do that, because then I'd be called a hypocrate and a liar. Shane Turner is about as low a human as you can get. Hell, he's even lower than Vince McMahon, and you know thats saying something if he's lower than Vince.
Jim Ross: Call me naive, but I guess I don't follow.
Jenna Jameson: Oh I'd be more than happy to explain it to you, Jim. How can you justify a man manupulating the woman he claims to love more than anything into getting a procedure done so she basically forgets everyone around her? And for what? Your own personal thrills? Here's another thing. What kind of man all but turns his back and allows someone as twisted as Trish Stratus to take his wife and put her through hell? It's people like Shane Turner that confirm my lack of faith in people these days. People like Shane are the reason people like Dawn need therapy.
Jim Ross: With all do respect Jenna, I don't see how you are concerned with Dawn Marie's well being, seeing as how you are the one who broke things off with her.
Jenna Jameson: And I stand by everything I said regarding that incident. I'm just looking out for the welfare of my fellow XWF workers, whether I like them or not. Shane Turner is nothing more than a cold hearted bastard, and I for one can't wait to put him out of his misery. Matter of fact, that chance is coming up in the Ultimate X match. I'm not doing this match for my own personal gain, although that has a great deal to do with things. I'm doing this for the XWF and to prove to each and every alleged WCW superstar that they can try, but they will never be able to outdo the success that is the XWF.
Jim Ross: Shane does have the knack for getting things done inside of the ring.
Jenna Jameson: Shane may have certain skills that have helped him against lesser opponents, but lets face it. I'm about as tough an opponent as they come. You name the match, and I've won it. Hell In A Cell. Steel Cage. Ladder. Street Fight. Two out of Three Falls. Even Bra and Panties matches. There isn't a match out there that I haven't conquered. So why should Ultimate X be any different? By Shane saying he's going to make an example out of me and he's going to restore pride not only to the title I have but to his already D.O.A company, it's just digging the hole even deeper. Deep down in places that he's too afraid to bring up at parties and other public places, he's afraid of facing me in this match. He's afraid of facing me in an extreme type of match, which really is my element. When I'm in my element, I am unstopable. Shane is going to find that out the hard way when I walk out of this very arena with my Intercontinental Title STILL around my waist.
Jim Ross: Well Jenna, that about does it for me. I want to wish you the best of luck this Sunday and again, the hair looks fantastic.
Jenna Jameson: Thanks, and I'll be sure to tell my stylist in L.A.
*~*Jenna stands up and shakes hands with Jim as she, Dallas and Batista walk off the set and step out into the hallway. Jenna flicks a strand of her auburn hair over her shoulder as the trio keeps walkingdown the hall. Jenna has her head down slightly as they round the corner. She looks up right as she literally bumps into the woman who used to be her best friend, Dawn Marie, who is without her own security, Kronik. Jenna just looks at Dawn with a slightly ticked look on her face.*~*
Jenna Jameson: *somewhat sarcastically* Excuse me.
Dawn Marie: Watch where your going?
Jenna Jameson: Yeah, I'd say the same to you, but who knows what exactly is sticking inside that head of yours these days.
Dawn Marie: Listen ok, if your pissed because I didn't make it known that I remember our friendship then so be it.
Jenna Jameson: So you told your new lapdog Celeste all about it. It's kind of sad that I have to find out from someone that I'm never really going to be able to trust again that my one time friend all of a sudden remembers everything that was special about us being friends.
Dawn Marie: First off I didn't say anything to Celeste, she asked me about it cause she must of overheard me talking about you to Mikhel.
Jenna Jameson: And I wonder what he would think about what his mother and his non-biological father were doing to get rid of Mommy's memories of his godmother.
Dawn Marie: Fine tell him Jenna, I don't care anymore. I didn't let it known because Trish and Ashley bugging you. They stopped the second after the friendship ended. You got what you wanted, you got the IC Title. What else do you want Jenna?
Jenna Jameson: Ok first of all, I don't care if you were my friend or not. DO NOT take that tone of voice with me. Second....yeah, it's true I wanted the Intercontinental title. I got it and took it home because lets face it. Shane never really wanted it. All he wanted was something to rub in the face of the XWF. And I did what I did because I was sick and tired of coming in second all the fucking time. You happy now? You happy that the truth is coming out?
Dawn Marie: Second...you think you were coming in second...all I heard when we were friends was Trish is telling Jenna this and Trish is telling Jenna that. Face it Jenna, you were always the talk of the town and now that I have moved on with my life along with Shane you got no one to blame for holding you back. If I do one thing then your mad, if I do another thing you get pissed off. Make up your fucking mind already will you.
*~*Jenna just places her hands on her hips and looks down at the ground, then looks back up at Dawn, shooting daggers.*~*
Jenna Jameson: If you were anyone else, Dawn, then the shit thats coming out of your God damn mouth would have you sent through that wall. But seeing as how you're the mother of my fiancee's child and were my one time best friend, thats whats saving you. It's not my fault that I became the superstar that I am today and you somehow never caught on. It's not my fault that everyone kept hyping me up and had you second fiddle. You say you've moved on with your life. Great. Fantastic. I'll make a footnote of that in my book. The thing is, like it or not, when it comes right down to it, you are always going to be a step below me.
Dawn Marie: Fine Jenna whatever. Oh and seeing as you did mention Keith, tell him he can pick up Mikhel for the weekend at 1.
Jenna Jameson: I'd be happy to pass along the message. Of course, you could do it yourself, but that requires common sense and acting adult. Clearly you have yet to showcase either.
*~*Jenna looks at Dawn before she, Dallas and Batista start to walk off. Stopping, Jenna turns around towards Dawn.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Oh and as far as your match goes this weekend, I seriously want to wish you good luck. If you're not careful, someone like Trish could sneak up on you and eliminate your ass. It could happen.
Dawn Marie: That won't happen and as far as me calling Keith, I didn't want you to think I was sleeping with him again since you take everything you hear as the truth now a days.
Jenna Jameson: Well with you now a days, one can never tell.
Dawn Marie: *looks rather hurt and leans against the wall* I wish this never happened.
Jenna Jameson: I wish a lot of things never happend. We get over it. You have a nice day now, you hear?
Dawn Marie: Jenna!
Jenna Jameson: What do you want?
Dawn Marie: Be careful in the Ultimate X..as much as I love Shane, I hate the fact that he tried to make me forget about our friendship.
Jenna Jameson: Don't worry about me. I'll be perfectly alright. I'm used to matches this insane by now.
Dawn Marie: Right. *looks down*
Jenna Jameson: On that note.....I've got things to be doing, so I'm out.
*~*With that, Jenna turns around and she and the guys walk down the hall towards her dressing room as the scene fades out to black.*~*