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*~*Toronto, Ontario, Canada is positively ripe with electricity as it has been all week. No, the Maple Leafs and Raptors haven�t been on recent winning streaks. The cause for the excitement in Toronto is because the superstars of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation are in town for their fall pay per view spectacular, Holy War. Right now in the Air Canada Center, where our scene opens, a house show is going on as a way to get the fans warmed up for the pay per view. The match inside of the ring has just come to a conclusion, and the fans give the wrestlers a fair amount of applause as they head to the backstage area. Ring announcer Lillian Garcia has climbed back inside the ring, ready to start the introductions for the next match.*~*

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. First�..

*~*However, before Lillian has a chance to finish her introduction, she is cut off by an all too familiar sounding music. The fans immediately leap to their feet and erupt in the loudest amount of cheers as �Just Close Your Eyes� by Waterproof Blonde kicks in, which can only mean one thing. The fans reaction gets even louder as the woman herself, Jenna Jameson, makes her way out onto the stage. With her blonde locks pulled up into a ponytail on top of her head, a sapphire blue short sleeved half shirt, a matching wrap skirt that falls to just above her knees, a sapphire blue necklace that goes down to her stomach and a pair of delicate silver heels with wrap around straps, Jenna looks every bit the diva that she is. Walking down the aisle, Jenna climbs up the steps and climbs through the ropes that the referee is holding open for her. Once inside the ring, Jenna does a quick pose for the fans before walking over to Lillian and taking the mic. Walking to the center of the ring, Jenna looks around at the fans, the majority of which are chanting her name. Smiling, Jenna makes a quieting motion with her hands as she waits for things to settle down before she begins to speak.*~*

Jenna Jameson: History. It has a funny way of repeating itself. For some, this can be a good thing. But for many, it�s something worth forgetting. In recent weeks, everyone with a pulse who has watched XWF television has seen the same damn thing happen week in and week out. I get stuck going against people that I consider friends, and for what reason, exactly? Is it because Vince McMahon gets some sort of joy out of causing misery to someone else? Or is it because he wants to see shit hit the fan? Whatever Vince�s reason is, as much as I can�t stand it, I�m going to do the job at hand. Like it or not Vince, when I win this Sunday, I will be THAT much closer to immortality, and there won�t be a DAMN thing that you�ll be able to do to stop me.

Jenna Jameson: Now, speaking of this Sunday and the latest cobblestone on my pathway towards history, that brings me to Shane Turner. Shane, you are somewhat of an enigma to me. One minute, you are FULL of energy and are on top of the world, like when you became Intercontinental Champion for example. But it�s like the second WCW came back into the picture, you lost that edge you had. Suddenly, you became a less- anal retentive version of the man who everyone thought was your father. *shakes head* It�s almost a shame, Shane. A real shame. But even thought that edge is gone, that doesn�t deny the fact that you possess an ENOURMOUS amount of talent. I have to say. When this match was announced, I was looking forward to it. I am looking forward to facing you because I believe that this is going to be a match that features two people who are similar in their in-ring performances. I mean lets face the facts here Shane. You and I have both done some outrageous things on television, and we both know that the best is yet to come. But, I can�t help but think deep down if you�re really ready for this. I mean, as far as experience in the XWF goes, the ball is in my court. As far as hunger and wanting this match more, again, advantage goes to me. And not to mention the match that we�re in. A Ladder match. See Shane, I don�t know if you�re aware of this or not, but when it comes to the ladder matches around here, I�m the Queen. I am undefeated in ladder matches, and that streak will continue on after Holy War.

*~*Jenna stops to brush a stray strand of hair out of her eyes as she starts to slowly pace around the ring.*~*

Jenna Jameson: Keep in mind Shane, that I don�t mean any disrespect. You just need to see where it is that I am coming from. I am heading into this match with a HELL of a lot more than you realize. I have momentum on my side as a result of the past two consecutive weeks. I�ve got historic aspirations, and you just happen to be standing in the way of those aspirations. I am at the point right now where I don�t care who it is I have to go through to get what I want. I am getting it. The proverbial icing on the cake is the fact that this match is my specialty match. Make no mistake about it. This match will deliver ratings the likes of which you have never seen before. Shane, if you are within the sound of my voice, I want you to pay close attention. This match is yours to lose. I have everything going in my favor, and I am not about to drop the ball simply because you�re my best friends husband. You do not know what it is like to stare across the ring at a focused and determined Italian. Trust me. If you thought that your wife was something else when she�s got something on her mind, I make her look like a walk in Central Park my friend. I don�t want you to think that just because I�m a friend of Dawns that this is going to be easy. You are going to have to give this match more than one hundred percent if you want to take me down. Judging from the last couple of weeks, that task seems almost insurmountable.

*~*Jenna stops her pacing and walks slowly back to the center of the ring, seemingly soaking in the cheers from the fans. Once back in the center, Jenna breaths in somewhat sharply as she continues to speak.*~*

Jenna Jameson: There is, however, one more thing I have to touch on, and it�s been brewing for about a week now. I guess you could say that I�ve done some soul searching as of late. Anyone who has seen the XWF over the past��two or more weeks has seen that I have had a lot thrown at me by more than one source. I�ve had some people telling me not to trust certain people, and I�ve had people telling me not to believe everything I hear. All of what people have been saying has given me a lot of sleepless nights. But it�s also given me a lot to think about. That is where Dawn Marie comes into play. Dawn, I have to say that you have been one of the people that has given me a lot to think about. Some of it is good, and some of it is bad. You�ve had me thinking about just who is important to me in this business as well as life. You�ve also had me thinking about whom I can trust and who to count on as far as friends go. One thing that stuck out was our conversation we had last week. You remember that? That conversation actually gave me a lot to think about. And the thing that sticks out most�.

*~*Jenna gets a slight smirk on her face as she chuckles a bit, but her face goes dead serious as she looks into the nearby camera.*~*

Jenna Jameson: Is that you are absolutely right. I mean, I should have seen this coming for MONTHS now! You may as well call CNN because Christmas has come early for you Dawn! Because��.you just got your fucking wish. The friendship that I worked at to make sure stayed stable and important��.it�s over. Consider this my present to you, Dawn. You and I�.we�re through. Done. Finito. No longer am I going to allow myself to be fooled again, especially by someone who I THOUGHT was supposed to be like a sister to me. Congratulations Dawn. Wish fulfilled.

*~*Jenna tosses the mic back at Lillian as �Just Close Your Eyes� plays again. The once lively crowd is now sitting in stunned silence after what they just witnessed. Jenna climbs out of the ring and walks back up the aisle with her hands on her hips as she heads to the back as the scene fades to black.*~*

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