T H E  C A R E E R  K I L L E R LIVE  AND  LET  DIE J  E  N  N  A     J  A  M  E  S  O  N
*~*Well, another edition of XWF Bloodloss is done and in the books. This week is a new horizon in the wrestling community, as a brand new pay per view is set to debut. No, it's not a new production from the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. This time, it's the first pay per view courtesy of.......World Championship Wrestling. Thats right. A new WCW pay per view. In the ongoing war between the federations, this is a chance from Shane Turner to assemble his troops and have them prove to the world that they are here to stay. Now, when the card was announced, there were some noteable names from the Xtreme Wrestling Federation placed in matches. This is obviously a show of force by Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon. So, this is why the XWF cameras are situated in the city of Orlando, Florida, which is where the premiere WCW pay per view, End Of Days, is taking place. Inside of Universal Studios, te ring crew has already arrived to get the set all put together, per orders of Shane Turner. While that is going on out in the main portion of the arena, backstage is a different story. The backstage area is being used as an interview area for the WCW stars and the select XWF stars to discuss their matches. About three quarters of the WCW roster is already there, but the representatives from the XWF are not there. WCW Interviewer Pamela Paulshock is standing around the back entrance of the arena, hoping to approach one of the wrestlers as they arrive from the parking lot. She stands there, staring off into space as usual, and almost misses the door opening. The cameras spot the massive duo of Dallas and Batista walking through, which can only mean one thing. Following right behind them is none other than the reiging XWF Intercontinental champion Jenna Jameson, followed by her personal assistant Joy Giovanni. The foursome starts to walk into the backstage area, but not before Pamela snaps out of her daydream and looks at them going by.*~*
Pamela Paulshock: Oh! Hey! Hey you!
*~*Jenna stops in her tracks and turns towards the sound of Pamela's voice.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Can I help you?
Pamela Paulshock: Well I hope so. I'm like looking for someone.
Jenna Jameson: Isn't that nice? Who is it you're looking for and why are you asking for my help?
Pamela Paulshock: Because you walked through the door first. Anyway, I'm looking for a woman. She's supposed to be a pretty important woman. Matter of fact, she's a champion. Carries around a big shiny gold belt with her. Kind of like yours.
Jenna Jameson: Uh-huh. And whats her name?
Pamela Paulshock: Jenna Jameson.
*~*Jenna looks back at Dallas, Batista and Joy and just rolls her eyes as she looks back at Pamela.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Oh My God! You're looking for Jenna?
Pamela Paulshock: Yeah! So have you like seen her or something?
Jenna Jameson: Well, as a matter of fact, I have. I even know her.
Pamela Paulshock: You know Jenna?!?!
Jenna Jameson: I sure do.
Pamela Paulshock: So like, where did she go?
Jenna Jameson: Well....
*~*She looks around with a curious expression, then looks back at Pamela, this time with a more serious expression.*~*
Jenna Jameson: You're talking to her.
Pamela Paulshock: Nuh-uh! No way! Really?!?
Jenna Jameson: *sighs* Yes.
Pamela Paulshock: Oh my God! Cool! But wait.....I thought you were blonde.
Jenna Jameson: Does it look like I'm a blonde now?
Pamela Paulshock: Well....no.
Jenna Jameson: Now, is there any reason why we are still talking? Unless you actually have something that is worth my time.
Pamela Paulshock: Seeing as how you're the first XWF star to show up for the media day, I was hoping to get a few words with you about the show.
Jenna Jameson: Fine, but make it quick. I have other interviews to do today.
Pamela Paulshock: Ok. Now, my first question is, how does it feel to be one of the select XWF stars competiting on the first WCW pay per view?
Jenna Jameson: I feel about as well as expected. This is enemy territory here. And lets face it, I'm one of the more higher ranking enemies of WCW. I feel about as welcome as Derek Jeter in Cheers in Boston. How else would you expect me to feel, Pamela? It's a completely different environemnt for me. Different officials. Different commentators. Hell, even a different set of fans who maybe aren't used to see me outside of their local video stores. But, I'm used to overcoming stuff, and this is just something else I'll overcome in pursuit of retaining my Intercontinental title.
Pamela Paulshock: Now, this coming week at WCW End Of Days, you are in the Main Event, defending your Intercontinental title against the man that beat you last week, Mike Sanders.
Jenna Jameson: Oh, WAY to state the obvious there, Pamela. And I bet your WCW's ace reporter, aren't you?
Pamela Paulshock: I am! Thanks for noticing!
Jenna Jameson: *rolling her eyes* Anyway, as I was saying. Mike Sanders seems to think that he is a bonafied god in the wrestling ring. He seems to think that he is superior and everyone else, male or female, is below him. What a crock. Mike Sanders couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag with a map and compass.
Pamela Paulshock: But.....he beat you last week.
*~*Joy, Dallas, and Batista all try to cover up their expressions as Jenna glares at Pamela, who looks about as innocent as a three year old.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Pamela, if you value your job at ALL, you'd just keep your fucking mouth shut, ok?
Pamela Paulshock: What? What did I do?
Jenna Jameson: Just stand there, ok?
Pamela Paulshock: Fine.
Jenna Jameson: Matter of fact.....
*~*Jenna grabs the mic out of Pamela's hands and moves her out of the way. With the mic in her hand, she looks dead on into the cameras standing before her.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Mike Sanders. We meet again. What, last week wasn;t enough for you? You just had to sign up for some more? I mean, granted, I am one of the most desireable women on the planet, but I'm also one of the most lethal. Maybe you don't see that. Maybe you are lost in your own little world where the rules don't apply to you and you have no knowledge of the pecking order in the business. Then again, you are employed by WCW, so that says a lot about you. But the way things work in the locker room, whether you are in a WCW locker room or in an XWF locker room, is quite simple. You stay out of the way of the superstars, such as myself, and keep to yourself. You do not go NEAR the main event stars. Even if you find yourself blessed to be in a match with one of us, you just lay down because there is no way you will win. Absolutly no way. I don't know what you must be thinking if you think you can beat me twice in a row. Shane must be paying you a hefty sum to appear in the main event against the true Main Event Icon. Speaking of Shane, I bet he must not think too highly of himself, as he is known to do, if he didn't want to feed his ego anymore and book himself in the main event and put me there instead. Maybe he realizes the truth, that he just can't cut it in the pressure cooker known as a pay per view main event. I have main evented more television boradcasts and more pay per views than he can shake a fist at. But, enough about Shane.
Jenna Jameson: So Mike, let me ask you something. Are you feeling lucky? Are you riding high after last week's fluke? Oh yeah. Your win last week is nothing more than a fluke. You got lucky. VERY lucky. But I'm afraid that lightening won't strike twice for you. There is a reason why I am one step away from being the second female Grandslam champion in XWF history, and there is a reason why I am a first ballot Hall of Famer. That reason is I built my entire professional wrestling career upon beating people like you. You know what type I'm talking about. Overzealous and egotistical. Thinks it's their world and the rest of us just live in it. Hell, you're the poster child for them, Mike. You are what we in the human world call a pretender. Face it. You know you'll never win the Intercontinental title away from me, so you build yourself up into some superficial creation that thinks he can. Come on, Mike. Quit fooling yourself. Do you REALLY think you can take down a legend and an icon? I don't think so. You can try to do it again, but like I said before. Lightening won't be striking twice.
*~*Jenna tosses the mic back at Pamela, who looks on in shock, as the foursome walks off down the hall towards the area of the backstage specially designated for the visiting XWF stars. Walking down the halls, Jenna can't help but notice the looks she is recieving from the WCW stars standing around.*~*
Jenna Jameson: I'm already hating this place.
Dallas: Not the friendliest of people.
Batista: Just ignore them. They're nothing to worry about.
Jenna Jameson: I guess I'm just used to being in an XWF locker room. Now I really feel like an outsider.
Joy Giovanni: It's just for one event. Whats the worst that could happen?
Jenna Jameson: I could think of a few things. And, on top of my match this week, I've got another thing to worry about.
Dallas: Whats that?
Jenna Jameson: Come to find out, my contract is set to expire on the sixteenth, the day after the pay per view.
Joy Giovanni: Really?
Jenna Jameson: Yes ma'am.
Batista: What are you so worried about?
Jenna Jameson: Dave, if you think that Shane Turner is going to overlook this and that he won't pass up a chance to one-up the XWF, you are dead wrong.
Batista: Good point. But what about the issues you two, and Dawn for that matter, have had?
Jenna Jameson: I think that he'll overlook that. I mean, if he really wants to do damage to Vince and Eric, then signing me will do it.
Joy Giovanni: So what are you going to decide?
Jenna Jameson: I haven't really thought about it yet. I'm just focusing on retaining my title.
*~*The foursome continues to walk down the halls, amid the stares and not-so-nice looks from the WCW wrestlers as the scene fades to black.*~*