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*~*Moscow, Russia is the scene today as the superstars of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation invade the former Communist stronghold for their weekly show, Bloodloss. Right now, the backstage area of Olympic Stadium is relatively calm, as only a select number of superstars have to report to the arena for the ritual of pre-show interviews. Among those slated to be interviewed by the XWF media, as well as the other usual wrestling media outlets from around the wrestling world, are WCW owner Shane Turner, XWF womens championship number one contender Melina, Dean Darkfire, and last but not least, the reigning XWF Intercontinental champion Jenna Jameson. Being that Jenna is the marquee name on the list, it's only natural that the big interviews are given to her. So that is where the XWF cameras are located, inside of Jenna's locker room, where a satellite crew from ESPN News is getting set up. Jenna is shown sitting in a large black leather chair, her Intercontinental title on the arm next to her, looking comfortable dressed in a pair of faded blue denim capri pants, black heeled knee high boots, and a black baby t-shirt with a white number three outlined in red. With one final adjustment, Jenna has her portable microphone clipped to the collar of her shirt and her earpiece in place so she is able to hear the interviewer. The cameraman then goes behind the camera and gives Jenna the signal that the interviewer, Steve Berthiaume, is ready.*~*
Steve Berthiaume: Alright, joining us live on The Hotlist all the way from Moscow, Russia is none other than the reigning XWF Intercontinental champion, Jenna Jameson. Jenna, thanks for joining us.
Jenna Jameson: Not a problem. Thanks for having me.
Steve Berthiaume: So how goes the world tour?
Jenna Jameson: It's going pretty well. We've been ehre for the past three days, making sure everything is in place for the show on Saturday. It's crazy as always, but I love it.
Steve Berthiaume: You're a pro at the whole world tour thing, thats for sure. How many world tours would you say you've been on?
Jenna Jameson: Oh God. Thats a hard one to answer. I'm guessing, since I started here in XWF.....about ten to twelve different ones. I could be wrong. I've wrestled pretty much everywhere.
Steve Berthiaume: Wow. That is a lot. Now, lets talk about this Saturday. Your once again in the main event, which is a triple threat match against the current World Heavyweight Champion Alex Wilkins and the owner of the resurging World Championship Wrestling, Shane Turner. How do you think your chances are this week?
Jenna Jameson: My chances are pretty good. I've faced both of these guys before and have defeated them more than once, so I'm feeling pretty good. Shane is the one who I beat to win the Intercontinental title, and Alex is the one who I beat to claim my second World title, so it's almost a win-win situation. I know that both Alex and Shane are probably going to be looking for some measure of revenge, and thats fine. It's one of those things that I'm expecting, so I'm prepared for it.
Steve Berthiaume: Lets talk about Shane Turner for a bit. Now here's a guy that appears to be as manipulative as they come. I mean, he's done some stuff that is downright shady. Everything from making his wife forget that she was ever friends with you to buying a rival company and stealing it's top stars. What are your thoughgts on what he has done?
Jenna Jameson: My personal thoughts on Shane.....lets just say can't be aired here, Steve. But what I can say, without the risk of a five second delay, is this. Shane Turner thinks he knows how to play all of these mind games. Shane Turner thinks he knows what he is doing. All he is doing is digging a hole so deep that he won't be able to crawl out of. The hypnosis was just the start. Shane was jealous of my success and of my friendship with his wife, so he allowed himself to be manipulated by his secretary into erasing his wife's memory of her ever being friends with me. Now granted, I was just as guily in the sense of allowing myself to be manipulated by outside sources trying to influence my descision, but what Shane did was worse than anything I could have done. He basically took his wife, who was already in a somewhat fragile state of mind, and made her even worse. It's an unforgivable sin, if you ask me, and this Saturday is going to be payday for him.
Steve Berthiaume: Well said. Now, tell me about Alex Wilkins. He seems like an interesting guy.
Jenna Jameson: Alex is......out there, shall we say. He's got one of those enigmatic personalities that is hard to figure out. One thing I will say about him is he is talented. He's got that kind of talent that you don't find in everyone. But thats as far as I'll go with the pleasentries with him. While he's not on the same level as Shane is on my hit list, he's getting up there. He's done some shady things prior to our in-ring meetings that are, and I'm going out on a limb here, worse than anything Shane has ever done. Kidnapping my former best friend is just one of those things that makes him, in my eyes, not worthy of holding the most prized title in wrestling. He, as well as Shane Turner, are going to find out why my name is, or should be, at the top of the lost when the Hall of Fame ballots come around.
Steve Berthiaume: Now this match is a pretty crazy-sounding match, an Ultimate X match. I've seen clips of what this match is and I'll tell you, it's pretty insane looking. How are you mentally preparing for this match? This has to be one of the craziest matches you've ever been in.
Jenna Jameson: It's not THE craziest, but it ranks pretty high up there. As far as the mental preparation goes, I just tell myself that this is just like any other match I've been in, only with a slight twist. I'm pretty fortunate to have been in just about every single type of match that has been thrown at me, and nintey percent of those matches, I've won. I just look at this as a high wire Ladder match. It's the same principle of a ladder match, without the actual ladder. And when it comes to ladder matches, I don't like to BRAG, but I'm undefeated. We'll see how Ultimate X goes for me. Hopefully it goes as well as all the others.
Steve Berthiaume: Ok, lets shift gears here. I notice your Dale Earnhardt shirt and with the five year anniversary of his tragic death coming up, are you going to be watching any of the remaining Speedweeks coverage? More importantly, are you going to be tuning in for the 500?
Jenna Jameson: Let me first say that it doesn't even seem possible that it's been five years since that day. But time likes to play tricks on people and before we know it, events like the five year anniversary creep up faster than we would like. As far as your question about me watching the rest of Speedweeks, as soon as I get done with interviews here at the arena, I'm going back to my hotel and tuning into thr IROC race. As for the Daytona 500, I'm not going to be watching it on television.
Steve Berthiaume: You're not? How come?
Jenna Jameson: Because as soon as the main event is over on Saturday, I'm on the first place out of Russia to Florida. I'll be live at the race, watching it from the stands.
Steve Berthiaume: Excellent. Hey, any picks on who is going to win? I know you're a Dale Junior fan.
Jenna Jameson: Naturally, my first pick is Junior. His car during the Shootout and the first duel race was phenomenal. Elliot Sadler is another car I think could be up there and challenge for the win. And it's stupid to bet against the Hendrick cars. Both Jeff and Jimmie have freaking awesome cars. But I think that te Daytona 500 is going to come down to Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., and Tony Stewart......with Dale Junior winning.
Steve Berthiaume: Certainly no favoritism there.
Jenna Jameson:*laughing* Me play favorites? Never.
Steve Berthiaume: No, never you. Well listen, I know you're pretty busy, but I thank you for stopping by. Best of luck this week.
Jenna Jameson: It was my pleasure. Thanks for having me.
Steve Berthiaume: Alright, Jenna Jameson everyone. Coming up next on The Hot List, NBA All Star team selection LeBron James joins us from Houston and live from Daytona International Speedway, we have NASCAR Nextel Cup Raybestos Rookie of the Year candidate David Stremme on his upcoming Cup season. Thats next, so don't go away.
*~*The cameraman gives the signal that it's a wrap, and Jenna stretches out her legs a bit before carefully removing her earpiece and unhooking and unwinding the portable mic. Setting those down on the table, she picks up her title and waves to the cameramen and walks out of the room. With her Intercontinental firmly over her shoulder, Jenna walks down the halls, her heels clicking on the cement floors as she walks. As she walks out of the dressing room area and out into the main part of the backstage, she groans slightly when she looks over at the television where, watching the live interview she just wrapped, was none other than Trish Stratus. Dressed in black leather pants, black knee high boots, and a tight white tank top with the Canadian flag on the chest, Trish turns and laughs softly when she hears the reaction from her one-time friend.*~*
Trish Stratus: Oh come on. The interview wasn't THAT bad. Then again, theres no accounting for taste as far as ESPN goes.
Jenna Jameson: And here I was having a good day, too.
Trish Stratus: I'll take that tone of voice as sarcasm.
Jenna Jameson: What exactly do you want, Trish?
Trish Stratus: I want to ask you about your little run in earlier with a certain blonde leech named Stephanie Bellars.
Jenna Jameson: What about it?
Trish Stratus: I just thought it was so touching how you said you would rather be friends with me than hang around her. It made me smile, Jenna. It shows you DO care.
*~*Trish mocks choking up as if she's crying for a few seconds before laughing. Jenna, meanwhile, rolls her eyes and just stares at Trish.*~*
Trish Stratus: Seriously. The way you almost gave me of all people a backhanded compliment.....nice touch.
Jenna Jameson: Well, while you aren't the lesser of the two evils by FAR.....you just happen to be the less annoying one.
Trish Stratus: Thanks...I think. And what in the hell is up with Stephanie saying I'm an amateur compared to her? Thats crap!
Jenna Jameson: I hate doing this.....but I'm going to have to agree with you. All she's done is prove she's a golddigger. That doesn't take much talent. But you......the shit you've done is hall of fame material.
*~*Jenna shudders a bit at the thought of agreeing with Trish.*~*
Trish Stratus: Yeah it is pretty impressive, the list of so-called dastardly deeds I've done. Breaking up an engagement, kidnapping Dawn's son, then Dawn, nearly ending you're career........
Jenna Jameson: *mutters* Running down my boyfriend.....
Trish Stratus: Running down your boyfriend. Thanks for the reminder. And to think....there is so much more I could do. So many new people to torment. I almost don't know where to begin.
Jenna Jameson: Oh yippee. And you've got your minions working for you too.
Trish Stratus: Hey, thats no way to talk about my fellow countrymen like that. Team Canada is there to make sure no one tries to get to me. Scott D'Amore is the man who will lead me to the top again. Carmella and Ashley take care of stuff behind the scenes.
Jenna Jameson: In other words, they do your dirty work.
Trish Stratus: If you want to look at it that way, then fine. No harm there. And another thing that annoys me about Stephanie......she's taking credit for ruining your precious little friendship with Dawn. Hello, what am I, chopped liver or something? MAN!
Jenna Jameson: Stephanie probably was too busy putting her mouth to other uses when she convinced Shane to hypnotize Dawn.
Trish Stratus: She must have learned from you then.
Jenna Jameson: You know, if it weren't for the fact that your goons are probably lurking around somewhere, I'd smash this belt right upside your head.
Trish Stratus: Oh their around, trust me. And that new brunette look you have is doing WONDERS for your brain. You're getting smarter by the day.
Jenna Jameson: *rolls eyes* ANYWAY....if you're looking for trouble to stir up, here's a bit of information. Dawn's pregnant again.
*~*Trish's eyes go slightly wide as she starts to laugh. Composing herself, she looks at her fellow diva.*~*
Trish Stratus: Are you serious? Dawn Marie......pregnant for a second time. But I thought Keith was home in Kentucky.
*~*Trish gives her trademark evil grin as Jenna stands there, glaring, trying her best not to lay Trish flat out right in plain view.*~*
Trish Stratus: But seriously, does Shane know? I mean, it might be useful, seeing as how he could very well be the baby's father this time around.
Jenna Jameson: He knows. And he is the father.
Trish Stratus: You know, if you hold onto that dream, one day it might come true. Believe what you want, Jenna.
Jenna Jameson: I've got other places to be right now. Have a fucking great day.
Trish Stratus: I always do.
*~*Jenna just shakes her head and turns on her heel, heading for the arena exit as the scene fades out to commercial.*~*