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*~*Dawn gives a small smile as she leaves with Kronik following her. They give a bad look to Batista and Dallas before leaving as cameras follow them. One of the other cameras stays behind as both Dallas and Batista look at Kronik and at each other and collectively shake their heads as they reach the table where Jenna is and they pull up chairs.*~*

Batista: Wow. Great welcoming committee.

Dallas: I really feel the love.

Jenna Jameson: It comes with the territory of being with WCW, I guess. You guys thirsty?

Dallas: I'm all set.

Batista: I had a Red Bull earlier, so I'm good to go.

Jenna Jameson: Alright.

Batista: So what was that whole conversation about?

Jenna Jameson: We were just trying to iron out some things.

Dallas: The whole Trish and Alex thing?

Jenna Jameson: That and a couple other things. It's just been a crazy couple of weeks that I haven't had time to think of a lot. And the funeral the other day didn't make it any easier.

Batista: It wasn't easy for everyone there, beleive me. I still have a hard time talking about Eddie in the past tense.

Jenna Jameson: How are you holding up?

Batista: I'm doing better. It's going to be a while before all of us are somewhat over the shock. I feel like I lost a brother.

Jenna Jameson: I hear you. I could bring myself to stay for the graveside services. I just wanted to get the heck out of there. Besides, I've got other things to worry about.

Dallas: Not to sound biased or anything, but I seriously doubt you have anything to worry about.

Jenna Jameson: Thanks for the reassurance Dallas, but thats my problem. I know I should have all the confidence in the world going into this match, but I'm wondering if my partners will do their parts to help out.

Batista: I trust those two about as far as I can through them.

Jenna Jameson: Yeah, but I can't help but think that somehow, they may be right.

Dallas: Oh don't tell me you're actually buying into this crap.

Batista: You're smarter than that. They are just trying to play mind games with you.

Jenna Jameson: Yeah, I suppose you guys are right.

Dallas: Of course we're right. Thats what we get paid for.

Jenna Jameson: No comment.

*~*The three share a laugh as Jenna takes one last sip of her latte.*~*

Jenna Jameson: Something did strike me as weird.

Batista: Whats that?

Jenna Jameson: Well, while we were talking, Dawn kept trying over and over to seemingly cut all ties with me.

Dallas: For real?

Jenna Jameson: Yeah. I tried to get through to her, but I don't think it did any good.

Batista: That doesn't sound like Dawn at all.

Jenna Jameson: The whole meeting was odd. Tense at times, even. I just wasn't getting the normal, friendly vibe from her.

Batista: Maybe what Alex and Trish have been saying got to her.

Dallas: Or maybe someone totally different is influencing her.

Jenna Jameson: I don't know.

*~*Jenna stands up and takes her empty coffe cup in her hand.*~*

Jenna Jameson: I'll be right back you guys. I just have to go throw this out.

*~*Jenna walks away from the table to the trashcan, which is located near the counter, at the other end of the store. Jenna walks up and dumps her empty cup in the trash and is about to turn around when she is met by a younger blonde woman, this being Trish Stratus' apprentice, Ashley Massaro.*~*

Jenna Jameson: I'm sorry. I can't sign an autograph now. I'm getting ready to leave.

Ashley Massaro: Oh like I want an autograph from you.

Jenna Jameson: Then why don't you please step aside and........oh wait. I know who you are. You're the little chick that Trish is paying to be her little sidekick. Ashley, right?

Ashley Massaro: You CAN be taught! I'm amazed.

Jenna Jameson: Is there any particular reason that you're preventing me from leaving?

Ashley Massaro: Well, I could make a list, but I'm sure you're a busy woman, much like your tag team partner. But there was one thing I wanted to ask you. As a matter of fact, I've wanted to ask you this since the funeral in Phoenix.

Jenna Jameson: I can hardly imagine what you have to say. But, for the sake of time, I'll bite. What is it you are DYING to ask me?

Ashley Massaro: I just want to know how it must feel.

Jenna Jameson: How what must feel?

Ashley Massaro: How does it feel to be the only one in the entire XWF locker room who fails to see the truth?

Jenna Jameson: Oh Christ, not you too. Then again, I should have expected this.

Ashley Massaro: I mean, everyone knows that Dawn Marie is only keeping you around to feed your own ego. It's just a shame that you're the only one who can't see that the truth is right in front of you. Has been the whole time. Matter of fact, I believe it's been there ever since the night of that infamous three way. And I'm not talking about in the ring either.

Jenna Jameson: You know, I'm not even going to waste my time with you, Ashley. Just make sure to tell Trish to be ready for the match.

Ashley Massaro: Oh I will. And I must say, it was a PLEASURE to finally talk to you. Made my job easier of asking you in person rather than trying to ask Dawn. Toodles!

*~*Ashley gives a fake little smile as she turns and walks off. Jenna just stands there for a second, then shakes her head and walks back to her table, where Dallas and Batista have both stood up.*~*

Batista: Everything alright?

Jenna Jameson: Yeah. Lets go.

*~*Pushing in their chairs, the trio heads for the door as the scene fades out to commercial.*~*

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