T H E C A R E E R K I L L E R IF YOU'RE NOT CHEATING, YOU'RE NOT TRYING! J E N N A J A M E S O N
*~*The scene today opens up inside of the Don Haskins Center in El Paso, Texas, the site of this week's edition of XWF Bloodloss. As always, the stadium is at maximum capacity due largely in part to the XWF house show that is taking place as a warm up to the hottest ticket in wrestling. Scanning the crowd, it is glaringly obvious to see the show of support for their fallen hometown hero Eddie Guererro. The vast majority of the signs are dedicated to him, and many of the fans are wearing different Eddie t-shirts. In fact, his image is even put up on the XWF's XtremeTron.*~*
*~*Inside of the ring, two of the more popular wrestlers from Mexico are putting on a match that is pleasing the crowd. As always, Jim Ross and The King are there to call the action.*~*
Jim Ross: What a shot there by Villano IV.
Jerry Lawler: Are you sure that's Villano IV? I thought it was Villano V.
Jim Ross: No King, it was Villano IV.
Jerry Lawler: How can you tell?
Jim Ross: Because it says so right on his trunks.
Jerry Lawler: Oh yeah! Too many Villanos! There are almost as many of them as there are Dudleys! There must be some secret Villano farm in Mexico.
*~*While the two commentators are in discussion, Villano V takes down Villano IV with a hurracanrana and gets the pinfall. The ref raises his hand in victory as both Villanos roll out of the ring. The fans give them a healthy round of applause as they head up the aisle and to the back.*~*
Jim Ross: Congratulations to Villano V. Speaking of great matches, we have our second match featuring the superstars of the AAA promotion in Mexico, with Electroshock taking on La Parka.
Jerry Lawler: JR, why are we having so many of these Mexican wrestlers at our show? Does Mr. McMahon know about this?
Jim Ross: Yes he does, King. This is his way of paying tribute to the career of Eddie Guererro, is by treating these fans to some standout wrestling action.
*~*Before Jerry can reply, he is cut off by the all too familiar opening notes of "Just Close Your Eyes" by Waterproof Blonde filling the arena. The fans leap to their feet and erupt into a MASSIVE amount of cheers for the one and only female icon of professional wrestling, Jenna Jameson.*~*
Jerry Lawler: Speaking of standout wrestling.....PUPPIES!!>/font> Jim Ross: This place is going absolutly nuts for that young lady! They love her! *~*Jenna walks out from behind the curtains and stops at the top of the aisle. Dressed in a pair of black heeled boots, a pair of faded blue jeans with a black belt with a heart shaped silver buckle, and a black t-shirt with a picture of Eddie Guererro on the front with "Eddie Guererro: 1967-2005" on the front and "Viva La Raza" on the back, Jenna walks down the aisle, shaking hands with a few people at ringside. Walking up the steel steps, Jenna climbs between the middle and bottom ropes and steps to the center of the ring. Raising her arms above her head, Jenna gives a little smirk to the fans, who upon seeing her shirt, break out into an "Eddie" chant. Signaling for Lillian, Jenna takes the mic. Looking around at the fans, she just smiles as she waits for things to die down a bit before speaking.*~* Jenna Jameson: Before I get on with the reason I came out here, I just want to say a few words about Eddie Guererro. Eddie was one of those people you just couldn't help but like. He could be the most annoying person you have ever met in your entire life, and yet there was something about him people just loved and admired. He was able to overcome a lot of personal demons, and that is something to be truely admired. Hid dedication to his family and friends is another thing that he will always be remembered for. I think I can speak for the rest of the XWF when I say that my prayers are with the entire Guererro family. Eddie, you were a true icon in this business and you will always be remembered and NEVER forgotten. May you always continue to lie, cheat and steal up in Heaven with Jesus Christ, because you have definately stolen our hearts. Rest in piece, essa. *~*Jenna lowers the mic and wipes at the corner of her eyes as the fans break out into another massive "Eddie! Eddie!" chant. Jenna smiles as she slowly paces around the ring. After a few seconds, Jenna makes sure that the fans have calmed down slightly before she begins to speak.*~* Jenna Jameson: Now, like all things, the show must go on! You know, if there is one thing I get sick of after a while, it's repetition. And the one thing I hate more than repetition is if the repetition involves fighting friends. You know, I know Vince McMahon doesn't really like me all that much, and trust me when I say the feeling is more than mutual, but he REALLY must have it in for me. I mean, come on Vince. How many times are we going to go through this? How many times can you possibly have me up against Shane and Dawn, not to mention teaming with Trish? You and I are the only two people who know what is really your motivation behind this crap, and sooner or later, it's going to come out and people are going to know what it is you've been holding over my head. Wouldn't that just BURST your bubble? Jenna Jameson: But in all seriousness, this is another match I am NOT looking forward to, but have to go through with. Shane, Dawn, you've got to understand something. If I had a choice between going through with this match and not going through with it, you for damn sure know which route I would take. But, being the competitive person I am, this match is going to happen, like it or not. You two think that this is hard for you? Have you even stopped to consider how this is for me? You don't think this is hard for me as well? How do you think I'm feeling right now, knowing that I have to go up against you two while teaming with perhaps my two least favorite people on the planet again? In case you haven't already figured it out, I've got a lot on my plate right now. I have to worry about what my two unfortunate tag team partners have been filling my head with and worrying about what my friends think of it all. Which, by the looks of things, isn't much at all. But hey, who am I to dwell on things, right? Look, the bottom line is, certain things have a way of repeating themselves. Like a football team winning back to back Superbowls, things in this business are repeated quite often. This week, in the MAIN EVENT, things will go down exactly as they did last week, with my team coming out on top. *~*Taking a sharp breath, Jenna runs a hand through her hair as she speaks again.*~* Jenna Jameson: But wait, theres more. It seems that Shane and Dawn have what many would consider to be the ultimate tag team partner, Hulk Hogan. *fans give a cheer as Jenna sort of rolls her eyes* Yeah, the people love him. I on the other hand.....am not particuarly fond of him. So...Hulk, I gotta ask you. How does it feel? How does it feel knowing that you are days away from stepping into the ring with who many people view as the female version of yourself? How does it feel knowing that you have to come face to face with the biggest icon in this industry since Shawn Michaels? I know you must be thinking SOMETHING about it. I mean, after some of the legends youve been up against, I have to rank right up there. But Hulk, I want you to get one thing through that balding head of yours. Just becasue I am a woman doesn't mean I will be any less of a threat than someone like Andre The Giant or Randy Savage. Hell, I put those guys to frickin shame. Just remember one thing, Hulk, just one TEENY thing. Sooner or later, everyone eventually falls in defeat by my hands. Your time is up this Bloodloss. Buena suerte, amigo. *~*Chuckling, Jenna tosses the mic back at Lillian as "Just Close Your Eyes" plays again. Sliding out of the ring, Jenna slaps hands with some of the fans before heading up the aisle and back through the curtains as the scene fades to black.*~*
Jim Ross: This place is going absolutly nuts for that young lady! They love her!
*~*Jenna walks out from behind the curtains and stops at the top of the aisle. Dressed in a pair of black heeled boots, a pair of faded blue jeans with a black belt with a heart shaped silver buckle, and a black t-shirt with a picture of Eddie Guererro on the front with "Eddie Guererro: 1967-2005" on the front and "Viva La Raza" on the back, Jenna walks down the aisle, shaking hands with a few people at ringside. Walking up the steel steps, Jenna climbs between the middle and bottom ropes and steps to the center of the ring. Raising her arms above her head, Jenna gives a little smirk to the fans, who upon seeing her shirt, break out into an "Eddie" chant. Signaling for Lillian, Jenna takes the mic. Looking around at the fans, she just smiles as she waits for things to die down a bit before speaking.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Before I get on with the reason I came out here, I just want to say a few words about Eddie Guererro. Eddie was one of those people you just couldn't help but like. He could be the most annoying person you have ever met in your entire life, and yet there was something about him people just loved and admired. He was able to overcome a lot of personal demons, and that is something to be truely admired. Hid dedication to his family and friends is another thing that he will always be remembered for. I think I can speak for the rest of the XWF when I say that my prayers are with the entire Guererro family. Eddie, you were a true icon in this business and you will always be remembered and NEVER forgotten. May you always continue to lie, cheat and steal up in Heaven with Jesus Christ, because you have definately stolen our hearts. Rest in piece, essa.
*~*Jenna lowers the mic and wipes at the corner of her eyes as the fans break out into another massive "Eddie! Eddie!" chant. Jenna smiles as she slowly paces around the ring. After a few seconds, Jenna makes sure that the fans have calmed down slightly before she begins to speak.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Now, like all things, the show must go on! You know, if there is one thing I get sick of after a while, it's repetition. And the one thing I hate more than repetition is if the repetition involves fighting friends. You know, I know Vince McMahon doesn't really like me all that much, and trust me when I say the feeling is more than mutual, but he REALLY must have it in for me. I mean, come on Vince. How many times are we going to go through this? How many times can you possibly have me up against Shane and Dawn, not to mention teaming with Trish? You and I are the only two people who know what is really your motivation behind this crap, and sooner or later, it's going to come out and people are going to know what it is you've been holding over my head. Wouldn't that just BURST your bubble?
Jenna Jameson: But in all seriousness, this is another match I am NOT looking forward to, but have to go through with. Shane, Dawn, you've got to understand something. If I had a choice between going through with this match and not going through with it, you for damn sure know which route I would take. But, being the competitive person I am, this match is going to happen, like it or not. You two think that this is hard for you? Have you even stopped to consider how this is for me? You don't think this is hard for me as well? How do you think I'm feeling right now, knowing that I have to go up against you two while teaming with perhaps my two least favorite people on the planet again? In case you haven't already figured it out, I've got a lot on my plate right now. I have to worry about what my two unfortunate tag team partners have been filling my head with and worrying about what my friends think of it all. Which, by the looks of things, isn't much at all. But hey, who am I to dwell on things, right? Look, the bottom line is, certain things have a way of repeating themselves. Like a football team winning back to back Superbowls, things in this business are repeated quite often. This week, in the MAIN EVENT, things will go down exactly as they did last week, with my team coming out on top.
*~*Taking a sharp breath, Jenna runs a hand through her hair as she speaks again.*~*
Jenna Jameson: But wait, theres more. It seems that Shane and Dawn have what many would consider to be the ultimate tag team partner, Hulk Hogan. *fans give a cheer as Jenna sort of rolls her eyes* Yeah, the people love him. I on the other hand.....am not particuarly fond of him. So...Hulk, I gotta ask you. How does it feel? How does it feel knowing that you are days away from stepping into the ring with who many people view as the female version of yourself? How does it feel knowing that you have to come face to face with the biggest icon in this industry since Shawn Michaels? I know you must be thinking SOMETHING about it. I mean, after some of the legends youve been up against, I have to rank right up there. But Hulk, I want you to get one thing through that balding head of yours. Just becasue I am a woman doesn't mean I will be any less of a threat than someone like Andre The Giant or Randy Savage. Hell, I put those guys to frickin shame. Just remember one thing, Hulk, just one TEENY thing. Sooner or later, everyone eventually falls in defeat by my hands. Your time is up this Bloodloss. Buena suerte, amigo.
*~*Chuckling, Jenna tosses the mic back at Lillian as "Just Close Your Eyes" plays again. Sliding out of the ring, Jenna slaps hands with some of the fans before heading up the aisle and back through the curtains as the scene fades to black.*~*
