The Heartbreakers Love Land; N/A
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Our scene today opens up on a gorgeous February afternoon in Phoenix, Arizona. In a matter of just a few days, the superstars of the UPW will take to the air in the weekly smash hit, X-treme X-fire. Right now, our cameras are located in an outdoor cafe in downtown Phoenix, hoping to film something of interest, something relating to the ultra-hot men and women that make the UPW worth watching. As the cameras scan down the rows of tables, they focus in on a pair of blonde women seated at a table sort of away from the rest of them. As the cameras focus in, trying to get a better look at these two striking women, their identities are becoming more clear. Dressed in a pale pink cowl neck halter top, white capri pants, and white wrap-around sandals with a two inch heel is one of the hottest divas in the UPW, Jenna Jameson. Seated across from her, dressed in a simple royal purple spaghetti strap tank top, a faded blue jean mini skirt, and royal purple slip-on sandals is one of the sexiest women to ever grace the adult film industry, Briana Banks. The two women have a couple of Cosmopolitans sitting in front of them on the table as Jenna takes a sip out of hers.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Ugh.......I almost don't want to go to work this week.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Why's that?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Because I don't really have the patience to deal with people this week. Not after the pay per view.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Oooo......good point. And if you ask me.......you were SO robbed.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Thank you. At least you understand that.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Well, why wouldn't I? I know how hard you were working, so it seems kinda not right to see you lose like that. Plus, I'm ONLY one of your best friends.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Good point.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
I know. Thats why I made it.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Brat.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Why thank you.
The two share a laugh as Jenna takes another sip of her drink. Setting it back down on the table, Jenna heaves a slight sigh.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Uh-oh.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
What?
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
You just did the little sigh and eye rolling thing, which means something else is up. Spill.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Ok, ok......you got me.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
So....what gives? Is it last week or this week?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Ok, ok......you got me.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
So....what has you not looking forward to this week?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Just the chick I have to face.....Lizzy Borden.
Briana gives Jenna a quizical look before setting down her own Cosmo.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
I think I've heard of her. Wasn't she the chick who killed her mother and father with an ax?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
That's the other one. This one has something in common with the both of us.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Blonde and big-boobed?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Aside from that. She's been involved in the adult industry before.
Briana's eyes light up somewhat, almost as if the name rings a bell.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Now I remember. Her stuff..........wow. And not the good kind of wow either.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Tell me about it. You'd think those were foreign films or something. And you want to know the kicker?
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Sure.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
She's now claiming to be the better porn star out of the two of us.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
You.......you're joking right?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
'Fraid not.
Briana can only shake her head as laughter escapes her lips. Pretty soon, Jenna is following suit. Maybe it's the heat, the alcohol, or the fact that it's two friends spending time together that has caused this outburst of laughter. Or maybe it's the fact that they are enjoying hearing the Lizzy story. Smart money is on the latter. After about a minute, both Jenna and Briana's laughter dies down and they quickly compose themselves.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
Oh wow.........I needed a good laugh.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
You and me both.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
What I don't get is.............where does she get off saying that?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Honestly, I have no idea.
Briana goes to answer, but the sound of her cellphone ringing quickly changes her attention. She looks at Jenna with an apologetic look.
porn's next superstar|| Briana Banks
That's probably the director. Do you mind?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Go.....have fun.....send me Polaroids.
Jenna stands up and gives Briana a small hug, who reaches into her purse and pulls out her cellphone. She flips it open as she walks away from the table, leaving Jenna there alone. Jenna sits back down in her chair and turns her attention back to her Cosmopolitan. Picking up the glass, she takes a sip, feeling content about things this week. As she goes to take another sip, she sees someone coming up to her. Turning fully around, Jenna groans as she spots UPW interviewer Josh Matthews nervously standing there next to her.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
What do you want?
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Um.....well........
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Well......are you going to say something or stand there like a dolt?
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Well, I was kinda hoping to get a few words with you for this week.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
I thought so. That's all you people seem to want. Tell you what, Josh. You can ask anything you want about this week.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Really?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Yeah. I'm in a good enough mood today. You lucked out.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Oh wow. Uh....cool. Ok, first question. How do you feel knowing you've been given a second chance at another shot at the Divas Intercontinental championship?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Considering that I shouldn't even have to be IN this tournament Josh, I'm not too terribly thrilled with it. Everyone who bought St. Valentine's Day Massacre saw that I shouldn't have lost the damn match. I should be sitting here in front of you with the Intercontinental championship in my possesion. But, do you see it anywhere? No, you don't. And now I have to compete in a tournament with women who shouldn't even be considered for this chance. It's not fair at all.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
That wouldn't have anything to do with you facing Lizzy Borden this week, would it?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Oh it has a lot to do with that. If anyone doesn't deserve a chance like this.......it is definately Lizzy.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
What exactly is it about her that you don't like?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
I could sit here and make a list of what it is about Lizzy Borden that I don't like.......but I actually have a life. I could go on and on about just why I can not stand Lizzy Borden, but then that would require me talking to you for longer than I already am. We can't have that. The one thing that sticks out above everything else is how she ic calling herself better than me. She was quoted as saying that she is better looking than I am, and the most hillarious thing.......she thinks she is a better porn star than I am.
With a final sip of her Cosmo, Jenna stands up and plunks her bag on top of the table.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Well, everyone has their own opinion............
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
*cutting him off* Opinion yes, but that doesn't mean it's the right one. Let me ask you something. You enjoy the adult movies like the next guy, right?
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Well, yeah I do.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
And in your viewing of said movies, can you think back and tell me the name of at least one of her so-called movies?
Josh stands there for a minute, as if in thought.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Come to think of it......I can't.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Exactly. I don't think anyone can. Now, I could go on about Lizzy, or should I say Janet Romano, and her exploits into the adult industry, but why bore people to death? She has done absolutly nothing in that world, so how can she come out and say she is the better porn star? It's.......it's unfathomable is what it is. It's an insult to me, hands down the best and most successful actress in porn.....ever. Don't believe me?
Jenna reaches into her bag and pulls out what looks like a DVD. Holding it up in front of the cameras, we find it is indeed a DVD, one of her most popular films, Briana Loves Jenna.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
This right here is a film I did with my good friend Briana Banks. This movie, Briana Loves Jenna, broke every single record imagineable for an adult movie and won just about every award as well. This baby right here has made me a HELL of a lot of money, so for someone like Lizzy to come out and say that I am nothing compared to her........thats a load of crap.
Jenna puts the DVD back in her bag and turns her attention to Josh once more.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
But this isn't about DVD sales, awards, or who can outperform who on camera. This is about wrestling. Last week, Lizzy may have won her debut match and may have tried to get in my face, but let's be reasonable here. She is playing with fire. Her win last week was about as easy as, well, she is. She hasn't done anything to warrante even being under contract to the UPW, let alone being placed into the Intercontinental title tournament. That is just one of the many reasons why I am going to go through this tournament on cruise control.
not quite tough enough || Josh Matthews
Well, the road to a rematch with Becky Bayless and her title won't be an easy one, and I doubt that someone as seemingly unstable as Lizzy is going to........
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Going to....what? Beat me up? Be pissed off at me? Big freaking deal. It's not the first time that another woman has found something to hold over my head, and it won't be the least I'm sure. What Lizzy's problem is......she has not got a firm grip on reality. Her version of reality is so screwed up that she will believe her own mind. That right there......that is a dangerous thing. Her perception of reality and mine are two totally different things, and it's my side of things that is going to lead me to the Intercontinental championship. Now if you'll excuse me.
With that, Jenna slings her bag over her shoulder and walks past Josh, who is standing there with his usual, somewhat goofy expression, watching her leave. As Jenna rounds the corner, far enough away from the cameras, someone sitting at a corner table catches her eye. As she scoots up to the table, the person that caught her attention is none other than UFC superstar Tito Ortiz.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Well this is a surprise, considering I haven't talked to you in almost two weeks.
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
*looking up* Yeah, about that......
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
You were busy in training, right?
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
Yeah. It got pretty hectic for a while. Luckily I've got the next three weeks off.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Awww, and you decided to come and see me?
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
I've been meaning to check you out..........in the ring, that is.
Jenna laughs softly as Tito invites her to sit down.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Ahhh, I see how it is. I show up for your fight with Liddell........and you just now come to see me in the ring? I'm just kidding. I'm actually glad you came. I've missed talking to you.
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
Me too. I was just finishing up here........
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
So was I.
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
But, seeing as how we're both in town.......are you free later on?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
You mean, like, for dinner?
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
Yeah.
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
It just so happens that this is your lucky night. I am free.
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
Nice. So.....you want me to call you later on?
the heartbreaker || Jenna Jameson
Actually, you can talk with me on my way back to my hotel. How 'bout that?
the huntington beach bad boy || Tito Ortiz
Sounds like a plan.
The pair stands up and pushes their chairs underneath the table and start to walk in the same direction that Jenna was originally heading as the scene fades out to black.
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>(J)< UPW MATCH INFORMATION
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- match number -
006
- match -
vs. Lizzy Borden
- stipulation -
Divas IC Title Tournament- 1st Round
- show -
X-Treme X-Fire
- w/l/d -
03/02/00
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