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Announcer: Live from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida�.this is Celebrity Jeopardy!!
*~* The scene first shows the outside of Universal Studios, then cuts to the inside, where we see a filled audience and up on stage, the three contestants booths, Alex�s booth, and the Jeopardy board.*~*
Announcer: Please meet our three celebrity contestants. First, he is one of Hollywood�s leading action stars, having been in movies such as � Judge Dredd� and �Spy Kids 3D,� but is most famous for his role as Rocky Balboa. Please welcome Sylvester Stallone!
*~* The audience members cheer as Stallone comes out, wearing a red robe with gold trim and �Italian Stallion� written on the back. He runs out, pumping his fists in the air as he jogs over to his booth, still pumping his hands in the air.*~*
Announcer: Next, she is one of the best and brightest stars in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. She made history recently by becoming the Women�s champion for a record six times. Please welcome Jenna Jameson!
*~* The audience members erupt in a loud chorus of cheers as Jenna makes her way out, dressed in a pair of black denim hip huggers, matching black boots, a pastel green halter top and black leather blazer. Jenna waves to the fans as she takes her place next to Stallone.*~*
Announcer: Finally, he is one of the most dominant drivers in NASCAR�s modern era. He has won four Winston Cup titles and is looking to become the first Nextel Cup champion. Please welcome Jeff Gordon!
*~* Jeff makes his way out onto the stage, dressed in his DuPont Racing uniform, to dead silence. A cricket can be heard chirping as the cameras pan over to the other contestants to see Jenna standing there with her hands on her hips rolling her eyes, and Stallone now shadow boxing. Jeff just shrugs as he takes his place next to Jenna, who looks ready to puke at the thought of being near Jeff.*~*
Announcer: And now, the host of Jeopardy�Alex Trebek!
*~* The fans come back to life as the man of the hour walks out, dressed in his usual snappy suit. He waves and shuffles his cards as he makes his way to behind his stand.*~*
Alex Trebek: Thank you Johnny. Hello everyone and welcome to a special celebrity edition of Jeopardy. This promises to be a great evening, with Jenna, Jeff, and Sylvester all playing for their favorite charities.
Sylvester Stallone: Actually, my name is Rocky �The Italian Stallion� Balboa. Not Stallone.
Alex Trebek: *sighs* O�k. Now, what charity are you playing for?
Sylvester Stallone: I�m playing for the Action Stars in Politics fund. It helps get stars into office. ADRIAN!!!!!!
Alex Trebek: No need to shout Mr. Stal�Mr. Balboa. Now, moving on. Jenna, what charity are you playing for?
*~* Before Jenna has a chance to answer, the cameras pick up the sound of a commotion in the audience. Panning around, they spot none other than Morgan Steel, dressed in jeans, a DuPont Racing pit crew jacket and a Jeff Gordon t-shirt underneath.*~*
Morgan Steel: BOOOOO! You suck! Jeff Gordon for Nextel Cup champion!!
Jeff Gordon: See? I DO have a fan in this world!
*~* Jenna just rolls her eyes.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Yeah, but how much did you have to pay her?
Jeff Gordon: Well�ummm�.
Jenna Jameson: Exactly my point. Look, could someone PLEASE find her flea collar before she gets even more out of hand? PLEASE?
Morgan Steel: Hey!
Alex Trebek: About that charity you�re playing for, Jenna.
Jenna Jameson: I�m playing for Ignorance Alliance of America. It helps provide funding for those people out there *coughs*Morgan*coughs* who can�t see straight and need to be shown the way.
Alex Trebek: Jeff, what about you?
Jeff Gordon: I�m playing for the Make-A-Wish Foundtation.
Alex Trebek: Fascinating. You must be eager to meet the little tyke out there who is a fan.
Jeff Gordon: Actually, Alex, it�s more for me. See, I know that I don�t stand a chance of winning the Nextel Cup title this year, so this is my only shot.
Jenna Jameson: *laughs* That�s the truth.
*~*Morgan can be heard up in the audience, yelling.*~*
Morgan Steel: Jenna sucks! Jenna sucks! Jenna sucks!
*~* Jenna just laughs as she notices that Morgan is the only one chanting.*~*
Jenna Jameson: *sarcastically* Yeah, Damien sure as hell knows how to pick them.
Alex Trebek: OK! How about we move into the Jeopardy round, shall we?
Sylvester Stallone: ADRIAN!!!!!!!
*~* Alex turns back to the Jeopardy board, which lights up with the dollar amounts.*~*
Alex Trebek: The categories are; World War II, Potpourri, Rainbows, Politics, and finally, Philadelphia. Jeff, you won the coin toss, you get to select first.
Jeff Gordon: I�ll take Rainbows for $400, Alex.
Jenna Jameson: *snickers* Not gonna comment.
Alex Trebek: First clue. These mythical creatures are said to have pots of gold at the ends of rainbows.
*~* Jeff buzzes in.*~*
Alex Trebek: Jeff.
Jeff Gordon: What are Lucky Charms?
Alex Trebek: No. Jenna.
Jenna Jameson: What are leprechauns?
Sylvester Stallone: They�re those little green dudes who jump around and stuff. They got gold too. I had gold when I fought Apollo for the title.
Jenna Jameson: I was answering the question, nimrod.
Alex Trebek: Correct. Jenna, next selection please.
Jenna Jameson: I�ll take Politics for $800.
Alex Trebek: This action superstar recently found success away from the big screen to ruling the state of California.
*~*This time, Stallone beats the other two to the punch as he buzzes in first.*~*
Sylvester Stallone: Who is..*yells* THE GOVENATOR!!!
Alex Trebek: Judges�.yes, we will accept that. Next category.
Sylvester Stallone: I�ll take Philadelphia for $1000.
Alex Trebek: This former home of the Eagles was torn down after last season.
*~*Jenna buzzes in.*~*
Jenna Jameson: What is Veterans Stadium?
Alex Trebek: Correct.
Jeff Gordon: Hey, how come she gets all the answers right.
Jenna Jameson: Because I�m smarter than you, dumbass.
*~* Suddenly, a bell sounds.*~*
Alex Trebek: That sound means that this is the end of the Jeopardy round. Taking a look at our score, Jenna is in the lead with $1400. Next is Sylves�.
Sylvester Stallone: It�s Rocky��ADRIAN!!!!!!
Alex Trebek: Right�ROCKY is in second place with $800, and Jeff is in the red with negative $400.
Jeff Gordon: I am not! I�m only 232 out of the lead!
Jenna Jameson: *smacks forhead and shakes head* He means in THIS game, not in the points race, you numbskull.
Alex Trebek: Anyway, we�ll be right back with Double Jopardy after a word from our sponsors.
Jeff Gordon: WOOO! I just want to thank the boys at DuPont for sticking with me this season�.
*~* Alex can be seen shaking his head as the scene cuts out to a commercial break.*~*
*~*Stacker 2 YJ Stinger�the Extreme energy drink.*~*
*~*UPS�We want to race the truck. People love the truck.*~*
*~*Lowes�.Improving home improvement.*~*
*~*The show comes back on after the commercial break.*~*
Alex Trebek: We�ve got a tough game going. How will our contestants do in Double Jeopardy? We�re about to find out. The categories are; Chemistry, Mythology, The National Football League, Overcelebrated People, and finally, The Heart. Jeff, you make the selection.
Jeff Gordon: I�ll take Mythology for $400.
Alex Trebek: In Greek mythology, he is the God of the Sun.
Sylvester Stallone: Oh, I got this. Who�s Apollo?
Alex Trebek: That is correct. Next pick.
Sylvester Stallone: I�ll take the National Football League for $1200.
Alex Trebek: This Florida team has the record for most games won in a single season, 17 wins, no losses.
*~*Jenna is the only one to buzz in.*~*
Alex Trebek: Jenna.
Jenna Jameson: Who are the Miami Dolphins?
Alex Trebek: Correct.
Jenna Jameson: I�ll take Overcelebrated People for $1600.
Alex Trebek: This racing superstar is said to be one of the more aggressive, and most annoying drivers in the Nextel Cup circuit.
Jeff Gordon: OOO!!!! I know!!!! Who is Dale Earnhardt Jr.?????
*~*Jenna proceeds to smack Jeff upside the head.*~*
Jenna Jameson: Shut up, Rainbow Retard!
Alex Trebek: No, I�m sorry. Jenna.
Jenna Jameson: Who is Jeff Gordon?
Alex Trebek: That is correct.
Jeff Gordon: Hey! That�s no way to talk to me! I�m a four time Winston Cup champion, damnit!
Jenna Jameson: Do I look like I give a damn?
Sylvester Stallone: YO ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
*~* From up in the audience, Morgan can be heard yelling.*~*
Morgan Steel: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Jenna sucks! Jenna sucks! BOOOOOO!!!!
*~* Once again, Morgan is the only one chanting.*~*
Morgan Steel: Oh forget it! Jeff is still going to win the championship!
*~* Morgan sits down as Alex is show with his hands on his hips, sighing.*~*
Alex Trebek: Ok, know what? We�re just going to go straight to Final Jeopardy. The category is Soda Shop Favorites. And the answer is This creamy drink is a staple in any soda shop, made of milk and ice cream. You have thirty seconds, good luck!
*~*The ever present Jeopardy theme starts playing as each of the three contestants think about their answers and their wagers. Panning around, the cameras spot Sylvester jumping around with his fists in the air, shadowboxing, while Jeff is shown peering over the barrier trying to look at what Jenna is writing, who smacks him upside the head again. The thirty seconds pass as the lights come back on.*~*
Alex Trebek: Ok players, pens down. Lets see what you wrote down. Jeff, what did you write?
*~* Jeff�s answer is revealed.*~*
Alex Trebek: And you wrote down�what is �Little House On The Prarie?� No, I�m sorry, that is incorrect. And you wagered, nothing. So you leave with nothing. Syl..I mean, Rocky, what did you write down?
*~* Sylvester�s answer is then shown.*~*
Alex Trebek: You wrote down�.what is Adrian? And you wagered $1199, leaving you with a dollar.
Sylvester Stallone: YO ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex Trebek: Finally, we come to our leader Jenna, who has be so dominant all day. You wrote�.�What are milkshakes?� That is the correct answer and you wagered nothing, so you are our champion today with $3000.
Jeff Gordon: Milkshakes? I LOVE that song!!
*~* Jeff� jumps over his stand and stands in the middle of the stage, singing at the top of his lungs and dancing.*~*
Jeff Gordon: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge.
*~*Frustrated, Alex tears up his cards and starts to storm off stage.*~*
Alex Trebek: I�m Alex Trebek and I QUIT! Call me when Ken Jennings is ready to come back!
*~* He storms off stage as Jeff is still singing and dancing, Jenna is looking for a place to leave, and Sylvester is running around the stage punching the air. The cameras fade out as the end credits roll.*~*
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