• Remove film from box and load camera
  
• Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
  
• Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
  
• Choose a suitable background for photo
  
• Mount camera on tripod and focus
  
• Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
  
• Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
  
• Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knee
  
• Forget about photo and hug your chow
  
• Let him take a photo of you
  

Based on an e-mail by Christine Cameron