Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.


Doctor to Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai .....


Kounsi devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai 
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Rabridevi ka laloo prasad


Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever -
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!