| MOVIE/TV QUOTES |
| Revenge is a dish best served with laughter and giggles. - MST3K |
| I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow! - Ever After |
| Thank God I wore underwear today... - Zoolander |
| You put the emPHAsis on the wrong syLAble. - View From the Top |
| You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck! - The Tick |
| SPOOOOOON! - The Tick |
| My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride |
| Three is the number and the number shall be three. No more, no less. Thou shalt not count to four, neither shalt thou count to two unless it is immediately followed by three. Five is right out. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| I have short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least...I think it does. Hmm...where are they? - Finding Nemo |
| I'm in pain! And I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical! - The Producers |
| These friends of Baloo's are useless. They have no money, bad breath, and their mothers dress them in silly clothes! - Talespin |
| Oh, a dove. The sign of peace. I should feed it...to a CAT! - Darkwing Duck |
| "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" "You eat shit for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore |
| I want to be a denist! - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |
| Let's be independent together! - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |
| Yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it, or learn from it. - The Lion King |
| Life's not fair, is it? - The Lion King |
| I want an Oompa Loompa now! - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory |
| I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grand, to have someone understand, I want so much more than they've got planned. - Beauty and the Beast |
| Didst thou ever want to be a pirate? - Peter Pan |
| "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me." - Pirates of the Caribbean |
| "That's when I became bulimic." "You can read minds?!" - Zoolander |
| Cows make milk! Milk goes bad! The coffee is bad! Bushroot is bad! You see?! It all connects! - Darkwing Duck |
| Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| Uh, please don't correct me. It sickens me. - Mystery Men |
| This little sucker just saved your life! - Mystery Men |
| The cows are not what they seem... - Darkwing Duck |
| In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. - The Truman Show |
| "You're so weird!" "You have no idea." - The Lion King |
| I do not see nothing either. And that is why we must shoot everything not in sight! - Talespin |
| You see? He lives in you. - The Lion King |
| Ha, ya know it's springtime when the executioners start getting in the house! - MST3K |
| Pretend it's a seed! - A Bugs Life |
| I love you, even if you are pretty! - The Mirror Has Two Faces |
| Don't call me 'Banana Brain'! - Darkwing Duck |
| Congratulations! You have not done a terrible job! Meet be back at the base. Bring donuts and cappuchino. Karnage out. - Talespin |
| Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - Braveheart |
| One girl is worth twenty boys. - Peter Pan |
| I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! - LOTR: Return of the King |