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Chad Williams (your narrator and author) is a website-designer / tv show producer / cartoonist / Eagle Scout / college student (with a 3.5 GPA!) in his early twenties.
To elaborate, Chad is currently enrolled in his junior year of college as a Media Arts major at SUNY Fredonia (NY). When I say 'enrolled', I mean he's 'up to his ears in work', because not only do all of his classes require projects (that he spends 20+ hours in the Media Arts Lab every week cooking up), but he is also the newest Executive Producer of WNYF (the campus tv station), writes a weekly comic for the local paper, and co-directs/edits/appears alongside Juese Cutler in their original show, the GIGANTIC PAPER PILE MYSTERY POWER HOUR.
DUMBEST THING EVER DONE:
Talk about himself in 3rd person on a resume website
'PROBABLY' SMARTEST THING EVER DONE:
Asked permission to film inside a Quality Markets (and got it, too!)