Insanity (after  a beer)
	by: Nanu107

Disclaimers:  I don't own the characters, anything, only the miserable plot
of this fanfic. 
Summary:  Drunk people can be very dangerous.  So can Sephiroth, Aeris
and other characters after a few beers.
Author's note:  I was high in tic tac when I wrote this.  Nothing further.

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All he knew was that his head was poundig.  Opening his eyes from the
light from the windows of his huge apartment hitted his eyes, entering
painfully in his brain.  Covering his eyes with an arm he turned around.
His head hurt, extending his arm over the king side bed, he felt the rays
of sun hitting his bare back.  The sun was a little chilly, outside snow 
had fallen all night and the sun was trying to break through the crystal
windows.  

Feeling warmer now he smiled and returned to the world of dreams.  
Suddenly something moved under his arms.  Letting it pass, he snuggled
against the bed.  It moved again.  Opening his eyes he looked into a blur of
brown and golden hair.  Frowning and raising from the bed, he looked
down at the bed.  He could make out the form of a female under the sheet.
Frowning even deeper he took the edge of the bed and pulling it softly he
saw the face of Aeris in deep sleep.  

She was naked.

And so was he.

'Oh boy.'

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Sitting on the edge of the bed Sephiroth looked at the sleeping Aeris and
moaned in dispare.  'Gods what have I done?'  Unable to remember a thing
from the night before, Sephiroth leaned on his hands showing the
Saddest look on the planet™.  Looking at her again he saw how she 
glowed under the sun rays.  'What have I done?'
Yeah, what have he done?  He couldn't remember anything after he had
found Aeris alone in the bar, drinking sake, tequila and the gods know what
else all together (I don't recomend such drink).  He drank a beer or two
and she told him Zack left her for bigger tits.  Whatever that meant.
Yes they left the bar, he'd paid everything.  They came to his apartment
and kept drinking.  Well that was about it.

Aeris turned to her side and her face lighted up with a smile.  Even in her
sleep she had that annoying smile didn't she?
Leaning to touch her face he felt something hard under his arm.
What the hell is a boot doing in my bed?  (Inspired in true events).
Pulling his sweatpants he put them on.

Aeris eyes opened and she was blinded by the sun light.  Groaning she
couldn't get her arms out of the sheet, because after all she was wrapped
in sheet, she could only roll over the bed!  Sephiroth covered her eyes with
one hand and looked down at her.  
'Goodmorning sweety,' she said softly.  "Sweety"?
'Uhm, you want some breakfast?'  He asked standing from the bed and
away from her.  'I can make something really fast!'  Sephiroth was babbling
now.  Aeris followed him with her eyes and smirked.  
'No.  I want you!'  She stood naked in front of him.  Sephiroth's eyes fell
to the floor.  Giggling Aeris watched him putting them back on.
'Oh, I love you too, sweety.'  She walked to him and cupping his face
kissed his lips.  He froze as she did that.
She noted this and steped back from him.  He looked scare, smiling dumbly
at her he sweatdropped.
'Sephy-chan?'
'Aeris-san?'
'You remember everything, right?'  His smile widened as he shook his
head, chibi style.
SD Seph: 'No.'
Mad Aeris: 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!'  
Chibi Seph is moving his arms and legs wildly.
Sitting back down, Sephiroth leaned once again on his hands.  His elbows
on his thigs.  'Please don't kill me.  Last night I was so drunk I forgot 
everything we did.  I'm so sorry!'  

As Aeris calmed down, Sephiroth began a mantra of 'Please don't kill me's'
that drove her insane.  
'Quiet!'  She said looking down at him.  Her hands were on her hips as she
leaned to scream at him.  Sephiroth covered his eyes with both hands and
she looked down at herself.  Sweatdropping she took the sheet from the
floor and wrapped around herself.  Even though he was in a big problem
he couldn't help to notice how beautiful she looked the 'morning after'.
He couldn't help but imagine her in his arms, the 'morning after' without
hangover or worries to confront her.  His eyes turned very shinny and she
looked at him, blowing the little bubble of thoughts that had appear above
his head.
'Are you sure you don't remember a thing?!'
'Well...'  He put his finger over his lips and thought for a second before 
hitting his fist against his open palm.  'We were drinking!'
Falling over her own feet Aeris' groaned 'Why me?'
'But we are in my apartment so you seduced me!'
'I seduce you because we are in your apartment?!'
'Yes!'
'What if this wasn't your apartment?"
'It isn't?'
'Of course it is you idiot!'  She said hitting him on the head.  He fell to the
floor babbling about being 'seduced, confused and them injured' by her.
'What happened last night anyway?'  Asked Sephiroth standing up.
'Well...'  She sweatdropped.  Sephiroth stared at her.
'We...you know...did it.'
'Ahh.  Honto?'
'Yeah.'  She smiled at him with a fake smile that he knew she made when
she was nervous.  He sweatdropped.

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'..And then we fell asleep.'  Wide eyed Sephiroth stared at her.  She was
being way too sincere to be lying.  Taking a deep breath, Sephiroth looked
down at his hands. 'I never knew you were so talented with your hands
in other aspects than the sword Sephiroth.'  He remembered her saying.
As she spoke everything came back to him, but only as she spoke.
'I guess we should take this more seriously, shouldn't we?'  (Since when?)
Aeris nodden, and taking his hands she smiled.  Sephiroth looked up at her
and saw her smile.
He knealed and dragged himself closer to her.  'A...Ai...shiteru, Aeris.'
With her smile turning even wider Aeris jumped on his arms and hugged
him tightly.  Sephiroth froze for a second and returned the hug.  
Aeris pulled away a little and leaned to capture his lips on hers.  They
kissed tenderly for a few seconds and their kiss turned deeper and before
Sephiroth realized he back was flat in the bed, he was pulling at the knot
she had made in the sheets to cover herself.  "Wow we are going to fast!"
Pulling away Sephiroth chuckled and leaned his forhead to touch hers.
'I love you so much.'  He whispered.  
(The plot is getting musshy and sad, and I'm running out of ideas.)
Aeris caressed his neck and smiled.  'I love you back.'
Kissing her once again, his stomach grumbled.
'Time for breakfast!'  He jumped out of bed and ran to the kitchen.

Chuckling Aeris watched him go. Finally they were together.

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