如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．

如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．

以上的故事告訴我們：快轉寄這郵件給男生吧！轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑 ！

Men Are Hard To Pleased

男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:

男人的問題是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果跟他理論，他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

如果不，他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！