金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡可用.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部.