| Rich Key - Rotund 'all-rounder', the poor mans Colin Milburn. Stu Hall -Aggressive 'all-rounder', always eager to annoy the opposition in any way possible. He is looking forward to the Ilston Abbey fixtures this year as an opportunity to extend a walm welcome to our guests from Sri Lanka. Chris Hall -Psychopathic crazed horse, teams are simply confused by everything he does Pete Hall - Aging evergreen veteran, still manages some runs despite loss slick manoevarability Chris Armitage - 'strike' bowler, known for ploughing fields with chin when depressed Neil Whitmore - Mr Reliable, still going strong despite age taking their effects slowly but surely on the 'assassin's' football career Simon Francis - top order batsman, keeper and 100 club promotor. Enjoys batting on lively green tracks. Neil Armstrong - 'STRETCH' all-rounder known for competitive desire but also for niggling injuries . Neil Young - top order batsman and part-time 'steady' bowling. Also has tendancy to know all sport trivia from 1880 onwards Carl Bateman - batsman and son of the the famous 'bump-ball' Bateman. Never given out LBW by his dad (yet) Mick Dunne - the Ginger ninja, assured left hander. Making his long awaite full comeback in 2001. Bob Childs - aging spinner. Not as agile as he used to be, demands respect from all opposition teams. 'THE MOOSE OF PUDSEY' Roger Key - 'muffage' or 'the coach'. Has put on weight over the winter (for the 10th consecutive year). The chairman of selectors, and chairman of the club. Dedicated to the club as much as his food - ie total. Tony Rogers - Mr N&LCC, club secretary for 67rd Year ,Captain of Lutterworth Golf Club in 2001. Watch out for his glazed eyes after a couple of shandies, normally means trouble. Dick Headley - 'Dickster'. Now infamous for his singing exploits, to the amazement of a packed clubhouse. The 3rd member of the ground trio, provided expert tuition for both Claude and Alan Alan Wenlock - doesn't have much luck with cars. Past bowler and captain of the club.Treasures Mick Biggs as his last victim in a Presidents day game Claude Whitmore - known for his tutting when armo and crazy have been bowling on his prized wickets. He is the pitch guru at Narborough for creating flat batting tracks. Paul Julian - unelegant but yet effective left hander and former keeper. Has had a no of injuries in past years. Reliable when playing. Half of the 'would I lie to you' opening batting partnership. Sean Young - the prodigal son has returned to the club, starting to remember how to bat. Renowned for 'Spaghetti arm'. Paul Thompson- seam bowler and stylish yet uneffective left hand bat. Another ginga ninja Frank Pickles - the veteran bowling coach. Only plays with the help of him 'gimp-costume'. Eddie Crouch - promising left hander, now putting promise into action with a number of fine displays. 'alleged star of adult movies'. Half of the 'would I lie to you' opening batting partnership. Filth Byland - everkeen to impress, effective fielder with various spectacular catches in his short career. Hoping to improve in the bowling department this season. Rich Bray - the new treasurer, and grower of large sideburns. Improving mid-order swashbuckling batsman. Matt Francis - The Gentlemens Player & Now Mr 'Fine Wines', in the 2nd part of his career. Refinding past glories - and once again enjoying his cricket Andy Jackson - ' THE DUKE', known for cavalier attitude with bat, but wayward seam bowling. A former bezza in the early 1990's. Given the freedom of the village after Game of his life in 1999 season. Andy Law (bush) - A player who seems to get better with age, finally seeing sense and reverting away from the role of wicketkeeping and concentrating on his batting. Darren Hill - stock bowler of slow seam variety. Loves to verbally abuse cheating oppositions and rightfully so. Stephen Wenlock - middle order batsman, known for the famous 'one shot' and skyiers dreaded by opposition fielders. Graham Wenlock - veteran keeper. Eyes not perhaps as quick as they were but still sharp behind the stumps. David Alonsoe - 'The European Wrist' Young up and coming overseas batsmen with a whippy coverdrive Lee Wooloff - Whippet Figured all rounder with a pirates earing. Karl Eddington - Kiwi Allrounder known for destroying bowling attacks and fielders hands. Ps: his quicker ball is always a bouncer. M Turner - Aka Paul Calf - just keep saying 'Bagoshite' to confise him. Kristian Dunley - When he's not avinitlarge as a Dj/bouncer he is ubiquitous Allrounder for every occassion. Sam Hall - Veteren sideliner. Always positioned firmly in the sun. Interesting bowler. More of an observer than a player, although has a completely diferent perspective on the game than anyone else. Cricket Teas - PAH! |
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