Technology for Country Folk


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via email and I HAD to make them into a webpage! ENJOY.
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LOG ON:

Making a wood stove hot

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LOG OFF:

Too much wood on fire

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MONITOR:

Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

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DOWN LOAD:

Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

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MEGA HERTZ:

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood.

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FLOPPY DISC:

Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

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RAM:

That thar thang what splits the farwood

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HARD DRIVE:

Gitten home in the winter time

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WINDOWS:

Whut to shut when its cold outside

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SCREEN:

Whut to shut when its black fly season

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BYTE:

Whut dem ol' flys do

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CHIP:

Munchies fer the TV

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MICRO CHIP:

Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

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MODEM:

Whatcha do to the hay fields

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DOT MATRIX:

Ole Dan Matrix's wife

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LAP TOP:

Whar the kitty sleeps

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KEYBOARD:

Whar ya hang yar truck keys

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SOFTWARE:

Dats dem plastic forks and knifes

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MOUSE:

What eats the grain in the barn

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MOUSE PAD:

That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

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MAINFRAME:

Holds up the barn roof

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ENTER:

Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

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CLICK:

Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

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DOUBLE CLICK:

When you cock the double barrel

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REBOOT:

Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse

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