| Nancy Quotes TheDIVISION |
| Jinny: If you Pinch my ass one more time, I'll kick yours Magda: What would you do if a guy didnt call? Jinny: Oh, they always call me. They want to get to know me they want to be part of my life. They want to share. Magda: But if they didnt? Jinny: I'd breathe a big sigh of relif, unless, unless of course, i liked them. Then i'd hunt them down and slash they're tires. Angela: Maybe he's not calling because he killed her. C.D: Well lets just find him and ask him. Jinny: Sex couldn't have been that bad. Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You' re gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: {Looks at Magda} What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters in here today?! Raise your hand! |
| Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he's got a point. Jinny:Captain,May I speak freely? Captain: When haven't you? Jinny: When are you going to get off my ass? |
| Ben: Tell me a story Magda: Grandma's Going to be here and Jinny has to take me to work. Jinny: Oh come on there's always time for a quickie...How about little red riding hood? Ben: That's for babies. Jinny: Oh, hush up and listen. Once apon a time there was a cop name Little Red. Little Red did patrol in the hood which was a real funky part of town. Ben: What's funky? Jinny:Uh umm..Nasty! Anyway, Little Red was lookin' for this real ugly dude named Big Bad Wolf cause he was robbing elderly ladies in the park,he was stealing their social security checks! Ben: Why? Jinny: Can I just tell the story,please? Thank You...okay, So one day Little Red decides to set a trap. So she disguises herself as an elderly lady. We're talkin' cane , orthepedic shoes ,Everything! Magda: Oh,Grandma's here. Ben: Come on ,Mom. Jinny: Uh, okay that night Little Red is walking through the park. When who should appear ,but the big bad wolf!...My my said the wolf. What a large heavy purse you have with lots of lovely cash,Hand over!........... I'm ready to arrest you"said Little Red and instead of cash she pulls out her 9mm service automatic. Magda: JINNY!!! Ben: What happens? Magda: Little Red arrests the Big Bad Wolf and he goes to jail. Jinny: Right! Magda: Come on. Jinny: But not before the Big Bad Wolf goes for his peice,luckly, Little Red was quicker and she blew the Big Bad Wolf's butt to smitherienes Magda: Thanks a lot ,Jin. Jinny: Then They all lived happily ever after. |
| Magda: I was thinking of having mine done. Jinny: Oh Please!! Magda: Seriously! Jinny: Oh come on this is just another male advertising ploy to make woman feel badly about themselves. Our breasts aren't big enough so we have to insert plastic into our chests or buy wonder bras? Angela: I don't think it is sexist. Jinny: Of course it is. When was the last time you saw a padded jock strap?....(guy walks by) Course now some men are naturally endowed!! Magda: Jinny! You are so sick. Jinny: I am so single just like you my friend. You need to stop being a soccer mom long enough to think about getting some. CD: And how long has it been since you got some Jinny? 24 hours? Jinny: Yes Mom but I routinely practice safe sex. Magda: Wow,that's a beautiful ring! Angela: Thank You. Magda: Is your husband a cop? Angela: No an emergency room physician. Magda: Oh a doctor does he have any single friends? Jinny: There ya go! CD: You're gonna find someone Magda. Magda: That's easy for you to say Ms Husbands a hunk. Always buying her expensive stuff. CD: You know what they say beware of men baring gifts. Jinny: Well I think I am going to give up men. Magda: You give up sex? Jinny: No not sex,Men! I can be satisfied by having machinery. In fact I kinda like the idea of being intimate with something that comes with a money Back guarantee **Laughs** Magda: Oh God. |