2. Remove Headers
3. Remove the forward quote marks.
4. Embed rather than attach photos.
5. Send links and not files when possible.
6. Always type a subject line.
7. Always sign your name to what you type.
8. Don't send anything you've read two times before.
9. Check out the potential hoax mails and don't foreward them.
10. Think twice about sending the send to 7 people in an hour mails.
11. Don't believe everything you read.
12. Send a personal letter to your recipients at least once a month.
13. When sending hyperlinks to those that don't have AOL, cut and paste the url into the mail. Not everyone has HTML enabled mail.
14. Consider uploading photos to an online photo album and send the link instead of the actual files.
15. Tag offensive mail "not for kids" or "mature content".
Signing on AOL sometimes seems so slow.
I click on my mail and low and behold.
There's 104 letters with a story to be told.
Bill Gates is going to send me money, whoo hoo...yippe.
I now know where I can get Viagra for free,
Another missing child, but really she was found.
I wonder how many times, this mail has been around.
There's been a paypal fraud on my name.
And I didn't pay for an ebay auction, what a shame.
Someone from Africa wants to make me their heir.
And most of my friends hit Fw..and don't even care.
I have to look out for the danger that lurks.
For now I know the world is full of jerks.
Perfume at the gas station, needles in the phone.
Spiders on the airplane, contaminates in our home.
Handicapped men, stalking the innocent one.
Ice in the bathtub, kidneys gone, after a night of fun.
Women driver jokes, and men who drink beer.
My licence is online, but I'm looking rather queer.
Jokes about old people, and kids talking about sex in school.
Mails about God, and if you forward them, all will be cool.
Stories of service men, and the sacrafices they make.
Putting down Democrats, and how Bill Clinton made a mistake.
Talk about gas prices and how it's more expensive to buy water.
Stories about the mad cows that the meat lovers slaughter.
Angels and Butterflies, the world is such a lovely place.
Tribute to the flag, still talking about 911, lock your doors just in case.
Well now that I have been informed about a thousand times.
Just check your mail.....because I am out of rhymes.