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Santa after a long night...
In retrospect, Rudolph really should have warned St. Nick about the "special" candy-canes they picked up in Amsterdam.
Now don't worry folks, Santa will be back next year. We'll make ure that he's in a good mood the next time around too.

The elves and Mrs. Clause convinced Santa (after a hair raising intervention) to join a 12 step program and we feel he is making great progress.

Please send all get well cards and donations in a SASE to:

Drunken Santa Relef Fund
111 Christmas Lane
The North Pole

Thank you for your support.
By this point, Santa wasn't even aware of the Ewok stealing his cap. Note the glassy stare.
We have taken extra special care to never add Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits to the CD player playlist for the sleigh, again.
Has anyone seen my beard?
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