| Santa after a long night... |
| In retrospect, Rudolph really should have warned St. Nick about the "special" candy-canes they picked up in Amsterdam. |
| Now don't worry folks, Santa will be back next year. We'll make ure that he's in a good mood the next time around too. The elves and Mrs. Clause convinced Santa (after a hair raising intervention) to join a 12 step program and we feel he is making great progress. Please send all get well cards and donations in a SASE to: Drunken Santa Relef Fund 111 Christmas Lane The North Pole Thank you for your support. |
| By this point, Santa wasn't even aware of the Ewok stealing his cap. Note the glassy stare. |
| We have taken extra special care to never add Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits to the CD player playlist for the sleigh, again. |
| Has anyone seen my beard? |
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