Never trust a dog to watch your food.
-Patrick, age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your Grandparents.
-Matthew, age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
-Andrew, age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
-Rocky, age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
-Stephanie, age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Rosemary, age 7

Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.
-Lamar, age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.
-Carol, age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.
-Nicholas, age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.
-Kelly, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
-Heather, age 16

Never tell your mom her diets not working.
-Michael, age 14

Don't peek on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
-Joel, age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
-Alyesha, age 13

Never try to baptise a cat.
-Laura, age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.
-Scott, age 11

Never do pranks at a police station.
-Sam, age 10

Be ware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
-Rob, age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.
-Hank, age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your fathers hand.
-Molly, age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
-Chelsey, age 7

Stay away from prunes.
-Randy, age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
-Phillip, age 13

Remember the two places you're always welcome - church and Grandma's house.
-Joanne, age 11

Forget the cake, go for the icing.
-Cynthia, age 8

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