(Warning! Take everything said with a grain of salt.)
Name: It's not really important but just for kicks. Jeremy.
Alias (Nicknames/Labels): Oh so many to choose from. Satan, Prince of Darkness, Lucifer (it translates back to Satan but she was having fun with her splendidly limited vocabulary.) and Diablo, which is Spanish for Satan. Is any one noticing a common trend with the nicknames? Yes? You're smarter then I thought. Now here is my favorite, simply because it breaks from the norm "Waldo". Yes, some one had the balls to call me Waldo, I kind of like Waldo myself. Satan is flattering and all, but it's not something I can use in mixed company. (After all I wouldn't want to scare the little ankle bitters... they might not be potty trained yet.) So, Waldo it is.
Height: As if that's important, 5'10"
Weight: 135-140 Light weight for your traveling convenience I'm sure.
Age: 19
Expiration date: Oh I fancy around 35-40 if I'm lucky.
Description: I write these almost every day for a community that pretends to care like a dead man pretending to breath. In short, I'm not in the mood to waist the effort.
Hobbies: Being the contrairean I am, I like to think, and for myself. Some of you don't understand what that means, it is okay, go back to your little groups. I'll be here contently conforming to myself. Brooding is another good one; I don't like wasted words unless they're written. Reading, it takes the place of brooding some times, a good book has a lot of wasted words bent upon entertainment. Suffering idiots, I've gotten used to it so now I suppose It has become a hobby. Don't get me wrong; I'm not vain enough to label every ignorant person to happen my way as an idiot. The idiots I suffer are the ones vain enough to believe they are not ignorant. (Disclaimer: "Ignorance is bliss" Fair enough, remember it when your rights are stripped because you weren't paying attention. Secondly, Ignorance does not mean some one is stupid, it merely means they don't understand. It would be the same thing if you asked be about business, parts of it I could likely handle simply through logic and reasoning, but the rest I would be ignorant of even the root beginnings of how to start.)
(Note! If you're eating salt right now you are not the sharpest tool in the shed.)
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