| I take no credit for these gems. Some other brilliant minds thought them up. They give me a smile, and I hope they do the same for you. ENJOY |
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| If we are what we eat I am fast, easy and cheap |
| Today's menu choices: Eat it or Leave it |
| At my age Happy Hour is nap time |
| Good times, with good friends make good memories |
| I never repeat gossip.. So pay attention the first time |
| If everthing's coming your way You're driving in the wrong lane |
| Money can't buy happiness But it makes misery easier to live with |
| Is a balanced diet a cookie in each hand? |
| Today..is the tomorrow You worried about..yesterday |
| Does carrot cake count as a serving of vegetrables |
| A man's got to do what a man's got to do.. A woman's got to do All the rest |
| The best antiques Are old friends |
| Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery Today is a gift That's why it's called The Present |
| The less you have.. The more there is to get |
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| You are probably on one of them If you don't think there are two sides to an argument |
| Before criticizing someone Walk a mile in their shoes That way if they get angry They'll be a mile away...and barefoot |
| If you keep your mouth closed You can't put your foot in it |
| Better to swallow words Than have to eat them |
| A happy kitchen is messy My kitchen is delirious |
| You can eat off my floors. There are crumbs everywhere |
| Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy |
| When you reach the end of your rope Tie a knot..and hang on |
| If at first you don't succeed Don't try skydiving |
| You can't have it all Where would you put everything? |
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| I am woman!..after my morning coffee. |
| Smile, It improves your face value. |
| Smile.It's free, and usually contagious. |
| If you're not making waves, You're not helping to row the boat. |
| At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, and heard it all....I just can't remember it all. |
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