WELCOME, TRAVELLER!
My name is Nam. I will be your tour guide, with glee!
Soon this page will be brimming with Funpigs.
Be still, my heart! Here is the first Funpig, and I swell obscenely with joy to call it my own!
Oy! Oy! This is Funpig #2!
Wowiee! This is Funpig #1337!
Please endeavour to use my darling Funpigs for the purpose of fun.
Your friend Nam Lumpkin now has a Guestbook, which you may sign if it pleases you.
You may read it too!
Please visit my forums and partake in a blossoming on-line commune!
For now, savour this picture of my lovely wife:
