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sing praise to the sexual gods

I am going to church today
Will not return often or stay
A friend has begged me please
See men weekly on their knees

I will probably say a little prayer
To that handsome one over there
While worshiping on your knees
I'd appreciate a little service, please

Then ask him to take a walk
To my house on the 700 block
And place him on my altar
Assist him if he begins to falter

He will throw himself to the gods
Self sacrificing at all odds
Laying there prostate as you please
It's my turn to worship on my knees

When not another hardon is raised
And we've given our final praise
Since he was so religious on Sunday
An invitation is extended for Monday

By the altar I'll place a candle
Hotter than either can handle
Some would think this worship odd
Sing praise to the sexual gods

Copyright 2001 Dustin P. Roeb�re All Rights Reserved


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