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That Lucky Pseudonym


We had a standing bet
My pseudonym and I
Who would get laid first
Beneath a wilderness sky


He had a knack for writing
So I asked if, could he
Write about our adventures
After satisfying his woody


We lived our lives as naturists
And he said not to worry
He would record all the facts
Without embellishing the story


We'd travel to the wilderness
Hitching a ride in my trucky
Joking about who would be
The first to get lucky


All the guys were after him
On the menu was new meat
He looked at me and snickered
All the attention was so neat


Then he met his love
On a bright and sunny day
He glanced at me and winked
I lost the bet, I'd pay


They took off down the trail
For a private place to fuck
Sometimes I wonder why
Pseudonyms have all the luck


� Copyright @2001 Dustin P. Roeb�re All Right Reserved


My Pseudonym got Lucky. I went Home alone.

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