Somewhere over the Carribean...
Davros: Dammit! Where are those fools? The match starts in TEN MINUTES! I knew I shouldn't have given a match to the AoD and System. They'll probably screw it up, by sinking the ship or something...
Suddenly, there is a loud screaming sound.
Nakedman with Knife: LOOK OUT BELOW!
Davros looks up into the air, where the AoD appear to be parachuting down to the deck of the cruise ship. Looking up also lets him see that Nakedman is (naturally) not wearing any pants and his junk is flapping in the breeze.
Davros: Oh dear god!
Davros backs up as the AoDers hit the deck (literally) one by one.
Davros: Well, we have one team here... Now to wait for the next team...
Davros rolls off as the AoD collect themselves.
Killall: Man.... I don't see why we couldn't take the AoD boat here...
Wingnut: Because that would have taken longer. We got distracted playing Yahtzee and Ladders.
Baby Bubba: Don't you mean Chutes and Ladders?
Stormfire: Holy crap! It's Baby Bubba!
Baby Bubba: In the flesh brohams!
Wingnut: Where did you come from?
Baby Bubba: I was sitting on the plane beside you! Didn't you see me?
Holy Evil: TOOOO UUUNNAAAAACCCCTTTTIIIIVVVVVEEEE TOOOO SEEEEEE YOOOOUUUUU!
Baby Bubba: Hmm, that is true. Why - CRAP ON A STICK! Holy, why is your skin gray and falling off?
Killall: He's a zombie now... Or didn't you get the memo...
Nakedman with Knife: Yeah. I wrote them with my pen and then sent them out.
Holy Evil: DIIIIIDDDDN'TTTT UUUUSSSSEEEE PEEEENNNN! UUUUSSSSSEEEEEDDDD PEEEENNNNNIIIIIISSSSSS!
Nakedman with Knife: Oh, right. That doesn't write to well, does it?
Stormfire: No, historically they do not.
Wingnut: Whatever! I'm ready to kick some System rear! Where are they?! Let me at 'em!
Killall: Have patience young Wingnut... They will come... And we will destroy them... Yes, we shall...
Baby Bubba: We'll kick their ayasses!
Holy Evil: BRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!
Baby Bubba: Why thank you Holy, I didn't realize my insight was so appreciated! ^5s all around!
Waiting For The System is Fun...
So BabyBubba begins administering high fives to all... as that is what he does... BabyBubba:I do other thing too... Sure you do... sure... BabyBubba:Thats it... I'm so outta here... BabyBubba turns around to jump off the ship but trips and fall into a wedding cake.... BabyBubba:Crap on a stick... Killall:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh Bubba...*Wipes Away Tear*... why did you go to the CWA... and then become inactive... The AoD'ers all share a good laugh at Bubba's expense... its not mean spirited or anything... its like they are laughing with him... not at him... but in reality they are laughing at him... thats the breaks... Stormfire:I wonder where the System could be... Nakedman wasn't in charge of sending them the memos was he... Davros:God know... Nakedman:What?!... pen... penis... its hard to tell sometimes when your Naked... which I am... in summation... I am Naked... HolyEvil:BRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS! Killall:Jesus Christ... do I have to do everything around here.... Wingnut:What the hell are you talking about Killall... Killall:I dunno...*Shrugs Shoulders*... I just kinda zoned out for a couple minutes... and when I came back to I figured something was needed to be done... nevermind...*Lights Cigarette* Davros:Well the System will be here shortly... so I guess you just can take some time to get acquainted with the ship... but meet at the Cinnabon in the mall in...*Checks Watch*... 8 minutes... Killall:Sweet... ummm... where is our luggage... Davros:What luggage... Killall:The luggage we brought for the cruise... Davros:I have no idea what you're talking about.... Killall:Oh... Back inside the Palatial AoD Lockerroom in Steeplechase Arena a suitcase begins to shimmy from side to side... Ricky:Hello... anybody there... are we on the ship yet... Davros:Was there anything important in the luggage... Killall:Nah nothing... wheres the bar on this dingy...
--Killall 2004/06/16 04:33:58
Arrival of The System... sort of
So the adventure of finding Cannibal a new outfit has come to a complete hault and while it ends the merriment of Dan Haven, TAC, Necropus and Nakedman, yes THE Nakedman, it does lead them towards this event. Entering the arena is the main man TAC along with his System brethren. Cannibal- *breathes in fresh air* Nothing I like more that returning to Canada. Its been three days and it feels like a month! I may as well just live here. Cannibal pasuses for some sort of agreement, or perhaps throat clearing, none ensues. TAC chuckles and then continutes on his way. Cannibal- Fine have it your way. You know, I've noticed you guys have all been somewhat quiet today. TAC turns around to the smiling faces of Super Macho, Necropus, Dan Haven, Highland Terror and Bizcocho. Cannibal- Awww look at that. I can't stay mad at those faces! Come here guys. TAC reaches out and hugs every member of The System much to their... indeifference. It appears none try to stop Cannibal, nor do the recirpocate TAC's love. Even Super Macho proves to be quiet calm with bodily touching, a feat never preformed by the luchalicious one before. Cannibal- Hmmm, somethings wrong with you guys. I know I've been carryng the stable for months, but today it seems really weird. Cannibal looks at the 5 System members he's carrying. Suddenly TAC gasps and realizes the jig is up. Cannibal- They're card board cut outs! TAC opens his arms and drops the large pieces of cardboard to the groud. All land rather flatly, the happy expressions of his stable mates starring up at him. Cannibal- I knew something was up! Where the hell did they go? I bet that crafty Necropus pulled the ol' switchero on me when I wasn't watching. Damn him. Damn him like the people who killed Malcolm X and Tupac Shakur! Cannibal's last remarks aside the mystery still reamins, who killed Tupac... err, who pulled the Switchero and when did it happen? And where is the rest of The System now, will they show up for the event, are they even in Canada? Find out, later... tbc by???
--Cannibal 2004/06/16 05:08:49
On the crest of a wave
Like sand through the hour glass, like fish in a stream, like a bad case of indigestion that just won't go away.......it's the AoD vs. System brawl!
--Highland Terror 2004/06/16 09:01:07
Cannibal: Where is everyone?
Suddenly, the waves surrounding the ship waver then part as Highland Terror and Super Macho sail across the sea on the backs of their aquatic friends the dolphins.
Cannibal: And I came here in a boat. *shame*
The dolphins are also fitted with the latest in pyrotechnic technology and as they duck and weave through the water currents they shoot an astounding display of fireworks everywhere. This is nature in its most raw and uncultivated state. It is such a thing of beauty!
Cannibal: This scene of man and nature working together makes my heart swell with hope for the future.
Suddenly, Highland and Macho are flipped on board the ship and one of the dolphins explodes in a blinding and brilliant flash of white light.
HighlandTerror: Did you rig your dolphin with timed explosives AGAIN, laddie?!
SuperMacho: Errr....no?
HighlandTerror: They don't just naturally combust like that, you know!
SuperMacho: Alright, alright, Macho rigged his dolphin to blow up. Macho is sorry.
Before the Scotsman can scold him anymore, Macho notices the bardboard cutout of himself. Yes, it's bardboard and that is not a spelling error. It's so poetic.
SuperMacho: Look at that hot and sexy bitch.
BardboardCutout: Macho, Macho, slayed a dragon, saved the queen, had sex with a girl even though she was thirteen! Hail! King Macho!
SuperMacho: Ummm....
The Sexican rips up all the cardboard cutouts and throws them overboard, into the slimy and dark depths of the ocean they go.
Cannibal: Shall we take a walk to the mall?
HighlandTerror: Aye, laddie.
SuperMacho: Si, amigo.
HighlandTerror: Aye.
SuperMacho: Si.
Cannibal: I'm glad you're so enthusiastic.
And so the trio, although missing some vital members, head towards the mall and where this brawl is meant to begin.
TBC BY ???
Infiltration� Just like in Metal Gear
Highland Terror, Super Macho, and Cannibal have just arrived and are headed on the way to find the giant mall on the giant cruise ship.
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/16 12:03:45
Highland: Hrm. Where is that mall at. I know it has to be around here SOMEwhere�
Cannibal: I say we follow those signs that are shaped like arrows that say �Mall.�
Super Macho: NEVER! Those signs are obviously a trap by that gringo AoD! They probably point to over the side of the boat, or into a trap!
Highland: I don�t know laddie, they look like real signs to me.
Little do these three Systemites know that they are being stalked from behind� by a man lurking in the shadows.
Nakedman con Knife: *lurks*
Cannibal: Well, maybe we should split up then. One of us follow the signs and the others go different ways.
Highland: But then again, it would probably be better to stick together� just in case something goes wrong. What do you think about this, Super Macho?
Super Macho: *mmPPmmMMPHHH*
Cannibal: Hrm, it seems as we were walking and talking at the same time, us two were walking at a faster pace than Super Macho, and he fell a little behind us. As well, he seems to be gagging on something.
Highland: Aye. Should we turn around to see what is going on?
Cannibal: Maybe we should.
Highland: Let�s do that then.
Cannibal boils a kettle and makes himself some tea. Highland pulls out a video tape and starts doing some Jazzercise routines. After they are both done, they turn around to see.
Nakedman: Yo quero Macho!
Nakedman stands there, completely naked� only with a luchadore mask on his head. In fact, if you copied and pasted the link in a new browser� it would look much like this:
http://www.geocities.com/nakedbrb/encuerado.jpg
Highland: SUPER MACHO! You�re NAKED!
Nakedman: Si. I am Super Macho. Oops! I dropped my pants, gringos!
Cannibal: Well, nothing unusual here.
Highland: Nope. Everything is normal, come on, let�s keep going.
Nakedman: Yes, my best friends in the System. Let us do that, because I am Super Macho. I would very much like to get to the mall, and find a Taco Bell in the food court. I thoroughly enjoy Tacos.
Meanwhile�
Macho: *MMMPHHH*
Super Macho, the real one, has been tied up and gagged inside one of those things on a ship. You know what I�m talking about. One of those things. They are, like, a pipe or something. And they curve to look like an upsidedown j. You know what I�m talking about, right? Yeah, they have those on ships. And Macho is in one, tied up and gagged. Totally.
Read this and feel your IQ drop
The AoD are all present and accounted for, and much mall walking.... ENSUES! Wingy: Wow. This is a big mall. It doesn't even feel like we're on a cruise ship. Except for the subtle yet constant rocking back and forth. The AoDers pass by a curio shop. It's one of those shops that sells all those little crystal animals. The kind that your mom liked to collect before you had her sent to the nursing home. And as the boat rocks, the animals slide back and forth on their display shelves until, one by one, they fall to the ground and crash into little itty bitty teeny tiny pieces. The shop owner walks to the front of the store and shakes his head sadly. Curio Shop Owner: I told my wife this business idea of hers wouldn't work. I told her! *shakes fist* The owner grabs a broom and dustpan while the AoD keep on walking by. Killall: What the hell was that about? Wingy: Meh. Just a gag I thought up. I thought it would be funny to have a curio shop with a lot of broken stuff on the ship. But then I realized I had no where to go with it. So just think of it as filler to make this post longer. Killall: Done. Holy Evil: FEEEEEELLLIIIIIINNNNGGG SEEEEEAAAAASSSIIIIICK! Nakedman: Your skin does look a bit gray, now that you mention it. Baby Bubba: I thought that was because Holy's a zombie. Nakedman: HOLY'S A ZOMBIE?? When did that happen? Killall: Prior to you writing up the memo about it with your wang. Nakedman: Oh... right. I remember now. And I'm naked. Wingy: Woo hooo! There's a 7-11 on board! I need a cherry slushie! Wingnut runs into the 7-11 and heads for the slushie machine. Xtacee: But in de 7-11, dey're calld slurpees and not slushies. Wingy: Who are you? Xtacee: Im Xtacee. I work here. Who is you? Wingy: I'm Wingnut. I'm here for a match. Xtacee: Y'know... bein' in matchis is like workin at 7-11. Cos you got dem kids always hangin out at de magazine rack sneakin peeks at de Penthouse mags an you gots to yell at em an be like "Dis ain't no libbary, foo's!" Wingy: I don't see how that's llike being in a match at all. Xtacee: Gimme a brake. I jus got here on my raft. He points to a bunch of sticks tied together in the corner, still dripping wet. Xtacee: You know how hard it is to catch up to a cruse ship when your on a raft? Wingy: No. I don't. Don't much care either. I just want to pay for this slushie I got while you were rambling. One payment for slushie later... Wingy: Yes! With my slushie in hand, I'm darned near invincible! Xtacee: I told yu, thats a slurpee not a slushie. Wingy: Oh, hush you.
--Wingnut 2004/06/16 12:26:47
Continuity
This still works because the other naked man in the luchador mask is obviously Super Macho. Duh.
--Wingnut 2004/06/16 12:29:57
Nuts To Your Fix...
I got it handled in my next post...
--Killall 2004/06/16 12:57:39
Highland is bored and unemployed (fr.Naked)
Highland's parents kept yelling at him and nagging at him to get a job and not waste his life and so he ran away and became a professional wrassler. I am adding background information so you feel Highland is a deep and meaningful character who you can relate to on a personal level.
--Highland Terror 2004/06/16 12:38:40
HighlandTerror: Not only did your pants fall down, laddie, they disappeared completely. You're taking the pants joke to a whole new level.
Nakedman: See.
Cannibal: See what?
Nakedman curses Cannibal's sharp ability to read words he can only hear.
Nakedman: Macho means "si". Of course Macho does. Macho would not mean anything else. So.....what are you "amigos" planning?
HighlandTerror: Didn't we tell you the plan already, laddie?
Nakedman: Macho forgets things so easily. Amigo.
Cannibal: Well, we plan to go to the mall and beat the AoD up.
Nakedman: Si, but what are your REAL plans?
Cannibal: Uhhh....
HighlandTerror: Hrmmm......
Cannibal: That's it.
Inside, Nakedman is jumping for joy as his plan to infiltrate the System and find out what their deepest and darkest secrets are is working amazingly well.
Nakedman: So......what's your favorite color, Cannibal?
Cannibal: Don't tell anyone outside the System but it's lilac. *blush*
Hoho, this information could be used to destroy The System at any time! Meawhile, over at the pipe thingy on the ship.
SuperMacho: *Mffff*
What will happen next?!
TBC BY ???
I Got Ya Covered Wingnut...
Wingnut begins to suck down his slushie... Xtacee:Slurpee... *CRACK* Xtacee crumbles to the ground as he has become the latest victim of Killall's tire iron... that is so shiny it emits sound... Tire Iron:SHIMMER! Killall:Thats for hellasucking... Alright... back to business... Wingnut begins to suck down his slushie and feel a wave of confidence wash over him... Wingnut:YES... I FEEL THE POWER...*SLURP*... NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW...*Gulp*... I CAN FEEL NO PAIN...*Chug*... I AM INVINCIBLE...OH GOD... Brain freeze.... Wingnut collapses to the ground clutching at his temples.... Wingnut:It hurts...*pain Noises*...IT HURTS SO BAD... DO SOMETHING.... Killall:Sorry Wingy... nothing I can do... you just have to wait for it to pass... which may take a while seeing how your rainbow colored afro acts as an insulator... Wingnut:I need to get rid of this... Killall:The afro... Wingnut:No... the brain freeze... Killall stops to think for a moment... Killall:I got it... we will kill two birds with one stone... I need some gasoline... there is an afro that needs to be set ablaze... Wingnut:NOOOOOOOOOOO! Killall:Now wheres the gas station in this tub...*Scans Area* Wingnut:No... I'm better now... Killall:Better burn that afro anyways... preventive maintenance and such.... Wingut:Seriously... I'm cool... I'm cool... Killall:Excuse me...*Slides Down Sunglasses* Wingnut:*Does Finger Thingie* Killall:Thats better... alright we're almost there... is everyone ready... HolyEvil:BRAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS! BabyBubba:Oh yeah... Nakedman:Yes... uhhhhhh... I am Naked... Killall:Hmmmmmm... something seems strange.... I just can't put my finger on it... Killall scratches his head as he looks at his fellow AoD'ers... Killall:What do you think Holy... HolyEvil:BRAAAAAIIINNNNN.... Killall:Nevermind... my fault for asking... what could it be... Wingnut:Everything looks right to me.... Killall:I don't know... does Nakedman seem like hes acting a little weird... Wingnut:Maybe... Nakedman:Just let me reach into my pocket and grab my knife...*Nevous Laugh* Wingnut:Nope... he checks out... naked... knife... thats enough proof for me... Killall:Yeah I guess so... but something seems wrong... like we are missing someone... Zombie... check... Guy with Afro... check... BabyBubba... who really needs to get a gimmick... check... nakedguy... check... and moi...hmmmmmmm.... Wingnut:Yeah I know what you mean... seems like there should be someone else... Nakedman:Oh yeah... uhhhhhhh... Stormfire is on the john... he said he would catch up... Killall:Oh yeah... Stormfire... Wingnut:How could we ever forget about Stormfire... *Silent Pause* Killall:Whatever... lets go....
--Killall 2004/06/16 12:56:39
Macho doesn't get rescued or interact!!!!
A feeling of sadness and rope-based discomfort is currently overwhelming Macho. The old attack the guy who's fallen behind, leave him tied up somewhere and take his place in order to infiltrate his wrassling stable trick had worked perfectly for Nakedman and now Macho was trapped and gagged in something that looked like an upside down J while Nakedman remains completely undetected amongst the Systemites! Such .... CUNNING! Super Macho : *muffled cries for help* But alas Macho cannot be heard, but maybe he can be felt. You see the vibrations of his voice rumble through the ship and down into the water, alerting the super sensitive sonar-mongering dolphins to Macho's plight by some method which is entirely scientifically possible but I won't explain to you right now because your feeble minds would never be able to understand the complexity of it! I will now translate to you a conversation as spoken by actual dolphins! Jeremy the Dolphin : "I mean why did my parents call me Jeremy, do I look human to you?" Flipper : "Hold on, I think I can hear something with my super intelligent dolphin powers! *gasp* Super Macho is in trouble!" Jeremy the Dolphin : "So? Serves him right. He blew up my cousin Malik." Flipper : "That *******!" Jeremy the Dolphin : "So ... what was it like working with Jessica Alba? Did she ... you know .... touch your blowhole?" Ah yes, I think that disproves the theory that dolphins are intelligent, but it doesn't help Macho in the least. Super Macho : *muffled gringo insulting* Macho's pants fall down.
--Super Macho 2004/06/16 13:13:53
Bizcocho arrives. Hooray!
On this lovely cruise ship Bizcocho is walking around ... alone. Why? Because he's the only System member in CWA. Bizcocho: "I get to see my System buddies again!" Indeed you do ... but you have to find them first. Bizcocho: "Damn. That will take work ... won't it?" Probably. Bizcocho: "That sucks." The luchador continues to wander thought the cruise ship's mall and far away he spots a naked guy. Bizcocho: "Nakedness ... that has to be Super Macho!" He then runs down the hall like a little girl ... all screaming and junk. Nakedman: "Oh great. Who is this?" Highland Terror: "You mean you don't remember him?" Cannibal: "Damn you luchadores have bad memories." Nakedman: "Si. We do have bad memories. Gringos." Finally Bizcocho joins the group ... all winded now. Bizcocho: "HOLA!" *huff* *puff* Highland Terror: "Aye!" Cannibal: "Biz! TAC is happy to see you." Bizcocho: "TAC?" Cannibal: "The Awesome Cannibal. You do miss a lot being in Canada." Bizcocho: "I do." Nakedman: "Who are you?" Bizcocho: "Who am I? Super Macho are you okay?" And the luchador doesn't even know the switch was made ... Nakedman: "Si. Super Macho is having memory problems." Bizcocho: "It's me. Biz baby! Greatest lucha tag team ... ever." Nakedman: "Right. So what are your plans to demolish AoD?" Bizcocho: "Plans?" Nakedman: "Si." Bizcocho: "I have no plans." Nakedman: "Great." Off in the distance a noise can be heard. Super Macho: *muffled insults directed at gringos.* Highland Terror: "Did you hear something?" Nakedman: "Macho heard nothing. Let's go." Cannibal: "Okay!" With that the group continues to wander around the criuse ship. It's the cool thing to do. TBC ...
--Bizcocho 2004/06/16 13:47:12
Bad post (arrival)
Necropus and Dan Haven are flying over the ocean. Dan is flying backwards, with his Toe Powered toe shooting rocket fire to propel him across the churning waters. Dan is holding Necropus by the hands as they fly.
--Necropus 2004/06/16 16:10:20
Dan: This is the best way to travel anywhere!
Necropus: Yes everyone definitely remembers you have a cybernetic toe which gives you amazing powers!
Dan: Yes everyone read those posts!
Necropus: Yes!
Dan: Yes!
They finally reach the cruise ship. Dan drops Necropus to the deck before gradually coming to a slow descent and landing gingerly beside his friend. Necropus stands up and they look around for signs of life.
Super Macho: *muffled*
Necropus: You hear something?
Dan: Someone is stuck in that vent.
They approach it. Dan and Necropus each grab one of Super Macho�s ankles and pull him free. He thanks them in Spanish but they can�t understand him because he has a gag on his mouth. They remove the gag.
Super Macho: Thanks, Dan and Cannibal.
Dan: No problem. Now tell us what happened?
Super Macho: Is that a question?
Dan: Uhh, no. Tell us what happened.
Super Macho: Nakedgringo beat Super Macho up and is now pretending to be Super Macho.
Necropus: Curse him for all time. I will never be his friend again.
Super Macho: We must go find him and take bloody revenge.
Dan: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They run off in search of Nakedman pretending to be Super Macho and the rest of the System pretending to be themselves and being themselves.
TBC by ???
Holy gets stuck in upside-down J
The AoD are standing around in the mall, where they wait for Stormfire to come out of the bathroom. Killall: Man... Stormy sure has been gone a long time... Nakedman, really: Uh... Yeah. Cause the bathroom is where he is at! Wingnut: Maybe he had to take a number 2. And it was one of those number 2s where you haven't taken one for a while, cause you've eaten a lot of cheese, but then you go to Taco Bell and it loosens you up, so you have to go for, like, thirty minutes, and when you leave the bathroom there are black marks on the toilet that won't go away for, like, years. Baby Bubba: Sounds plausible to me. Killall: Me as well... But has anyone noticed that Holy Evil is no longer here... Hmm... Nakedman, really: Yes! Let's talk about Holy being gone and not about Stormfire missing. We'll do that! Baby Bubba: Oh no! Maybe Stormy didn't go to the bathroom! Maybe he and Holy were KIDNAPPED BY THE SYSTEM! Killall: What... Impossible... Wingnut: No, he might be right. Perhaps the System is lurking around in the shadows, waiting to pick us off when we least expect it! Baby Bubba: Guys... I'm scared... The AoD huddle together in fright. Meanwhile... Holy Evil: RRRRRRR! HUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGRRRRRYYYYY! Holy Evil found some tubes and started crawling through them in his never ending quest for succulent brains. Currently, he is inching his way up a pipe, where he sees light at the end. Holy Evil: BRAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS THEEERRRRREEEEE! Holy finds a small hole big enough for his head to fit through. He sticks it through and looks around. Holy Evil: HRMMMM.... NOOTTTTHHHIIINNNGGGG! Super Macho: *mumbled curses in Spanglish* Holy Evil: SUUUUPPPPPEEEERRRR MMAAAACCCHHHOOOO! HUUUUGGGGEEEE LLLLUUUCCCCHHHAAAA BRRAAAIIINNNSSS! Super Macho: *mumbling something about how Holy will never eat his brains, gringo* Holy Evil: YEEESSSS IIIIII WWIIIIILLLLL! Super Macho: *mumbles about being surprised that Holy could understand that* Holy Evil: GOOOOODDDDD HEEEAAARRRRIIINNNGGG! Holy tries to squeeze through the hole, but only manages to fit his head and one arm through. Frustrated, Holy tries to pull back into the hole, but... Holy Evil: RRRRRRR! IIII'MMMM SSSTTTUUUUCCCCKKKK! Super Macho: *mumbles about how humorous this would be to see if he wasn't tied up and stuck as well, gringo*
--Holy Evil 2004/06/16 16:20:13
Continuity
This happens before Necro's post. Then Holy gets unstuck, possibly by gnawing through his own arm, and escapes before they arrive. Macho, not fearing Holy's zombiness, doesn't think it important enough to tell Necro and Dan.
That all works.
--Holy Evil 2004/06/16 16:22:15
Stupid plans, and messy Machos
(The AoD continues to walk around the mall. "Nakedman" laughs nervously from time to time.)
--Stormfire 2004/06/16 16:30:38
"Nakedman": *nervous laugh*
Wingnut:
Killall: Yeah, and now he stole my font color. Just like Stormfire.
Holy Evil: SSSSSSTEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEE RIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDSSS!!!
Wingnut: Wow! Nakedman does look a lot like Stevie Richards! I never noticed that before!
"Nakedman": Oh pshaw! You guys... Hey look! Another obvious gag, like the curio shop!
(Everyone looks over to see a series of screen doors.)
Killall: I don't get it...
"Nakedman": Screen door on a cruise ship?
Holy Evil: SSSSSUUUUUUUBMAAAAARRRRIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
"Nakedman": Of course, that's the joke. But this is a converted Polish battleship.
Wingnut: Ah! That explains the glass bottom, must be from the New Polish Navy.
Killall: I don't get that either.
Wingnut: Oh, that's so you can see the old Polish navy.
(About this time Stormy begins to wonder why the others don't miss him more. Shouldn't they be worried about where he is?)
"Nakedman": So guys... how about that Stormfire? Where do you think he got to?
Killall: Ah who cares, that guy sucks.
"Nakedman": What???
Killall: What are you sounding so surprised for. Why just the other day you were saying what a schmuck he is.
"Nakedman": HE WAS... I mean... I was? I was obviously drunk...
Kilall: Nope, totally sober.
"Nakedman": Awwww... *sniff*
Wingnut: I wouldn't worry too much about it, Naked... Knowing Stormy I'm sure he and one of the AoDers that's not me got together and devised some crazy sub-plot wherein he would take over the identity of one of us, leaving another to go infiltrate the enemy giving us a man on the inside.
"Nakedman": *nervous laugh* Oh, Wingnut... You and your imagination...
Holy Evil: PLOOOOT MAAAAAKKKEEESS NOOOOOO SSSEEEEEENNNNSSSEEE!!!
Kilall: They never do, why would they start now?
(Meanwhile, Manny a boat worker hauls a heavy garbage bag full of human waste to those J-shaped things that stick out of the boat... Well you don't know what they really do, do you? Well now they're used for storing human waste. This has nothing to do with poor Macho. Just wrong strange tube thing at the wrong time.)
Manny: Oh yeah... extra stinky today! I'm sure glad there's no one tied up and thrown into these tubes... it sure would suck to be them! All covered in waste and unable to escape!
Macho-like grumbling coming from in the tube: *grumble, grumble*
Manny: You can say that again, Macho like grumbling coming from in the tube! Well, here we go!
(And so he dumps the dumps. Fun for the whole family, as long as your family isn't named "The Machos.")
I hate these events
And I hate posting from work where I get distracted by customers and I end up posting after other people and screwing up continuity.
The bottom line is that Macho and Zombie Holy evil are covered in poop. They were just too embarassed to mention it.
Any other continuty errors I don't care about. Jerks.
--Stormfire 2004/06/16 16:34:35
More Nakedman confusion.
(Necropus, Dan Haven, and the poop covered Super Macho are all headed off in search of the System in order to expose Nakedman.)
--Stormfire 2004/06/16 16:47:42
Dan Haven:
Necropus: He just means point out that he's not really Super Macho, not to expose his naked body.
Dan Haven: I knew that... I'm sure the Nakedmacho smells better than ours...
Super Macho: It is not Macho's fault, gringo! Macho is covered in fecal matter!
Necropus: Oh, really? I thought you just smelled like you do when you eat tacos. Only maybe a little better.
(Unfortunately for the system, instead of coming across the System, tey come across the AoD, waiting by the bathroom for stormfire to emerge!)
Killall: *Gasp* The System! This is not cool! *does finger thingy*
Super Macho: Lousy AoD gringos! Macho will get Nakedman for dumping him in a J-tube and taking Macho's place!
Wingnut: Taking Macho's place? Nakedman is right here!
"Nakedman": *nervous laugh*
Necropus: Hrmmm, he is naked and a man.
Dan Haven: Yeah, Macho... What gives with the lying?
Super Macho: Macho would not lie!
Dan Haven: LYING MAKES YOU STERILE, MACHO!!!
Necropus: We're sorry for the confusion AoD. Although we want to beat you, we don't wish to lie and accuse you of things of which you are innocent.
"Nakedman": Yessir! And are we ever innocent! I'm certainly Nakedman! I'm sure not Stormfire dressed up like Nakedman so that Nakedman could club Macho and take his place with the System!
Super Macho: Yes, we know... don't rub it in. Something is screwy here though... and eventually Macho will figure out what!
(And so the AoD and the System both stand around. Maybe they'll fight or something? Who knows...)
tbc!
Coprophiliacs Ahoy!
Dan, Necro and the poop-covered Macho were standing there with the AoD and everything about it made sense. Even the fact that Nakedman was acting a lot more like Stormfire. Suddenly Macho said something that also made sense. Super Macho : "The great Macho totally makes sense right now!" The reason the great Macho totally makes sense is because it definately isn't really late and Macho definately isn't suffering from insomnia and just throwing up a post knowing he will be too tired and braindead and in a hurry tomorrow to do anything. Yeah, that definately isn't the case just in case you were wondering, therefore everything you are about to read will be 100% true, factual and will strictly abide by the laws of continuity and the accurate portrayal of characters who act entirely in accordance with their usual behaviour patterns which are a result of their psychological and emotional motivations. Necropus : "I just thought I would take this time to announce the fact that I am a diehard Rod Stewart fan." Dan Haven : "Surf's up dudes!" Suddenly, just when it appears that the art of selling other peoples characters has reached it's peak, a fight between the AoD and System is averted when everyone's attention is swiped from them by the strange bunch of men with wooden legs and eyepatches approaching. But there is something demented about these men. They seem to find the crap covered Macho strangely attractive. Dan Haven : "Look out Macho, It's the world famous coprophiliac pirates!" Super Macho : "Uh oh gringo!" Macho runs as the pirates begin to give chase. Cap'n Crap : "Arrrgh mateys, Fecel matter makes me sexually aroused!" First Mate Feces: "Quickly me hearties, he's headed toward the poop deck!" Cabin Boy : "Look, there be another one covered in the briny excrement!" Holy Evil : "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!" Zombie Coprophiliac Pirate : "POOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Necropus : "I wish I was covered in poop, these pirates are dreamy." Everyone else in the AoD : "We don't say much this post do we?" If anyone ever tries to convince you that this post was meaningless spam, stab them in the eye with a barbecue fork for me. In conclusion, Macho runs from the coprophiliac pirates and I still don't know what that upside down J thingo was meant to be and everyone else is sort of standing around wondering what to do next like the brave intelligent men of action that they are .... To Be Continued by a giant squid or a superintelligent salmon or something.
--Super Macho 2004/06/16 17:30:22
A Tale of Two Machos
Dan Haven, Necropus, Stormfire pretending to be Nakedman, Killall, Wingnut, Zombie Holy Evil, and Inactive Baby Bubba are all together, where a vicious Coprophiliac Pirate attack is underway.
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/16 18:19:07
Nakedfire: AGH! We�re all going to die!
Killall: At least I ALSO will die with a red font, instead of getting sloppy red-like seconds.
Holy Evil: PIRATE BRAAAAAAAIIINS!
Baby Baby Bubba: CRAP ON A STICK!
First Mate Feces: YARGH! Where? I want to sniff it!
Cap�n Crap: Ye shall all hand over yer underwear and let us rub them against our bodies� that or ye walk the plank!
Necropus: Done and done� as soon as I saw all you guys came on the ship I was already rushing to take my underwear off! It�s odd, I didn�t even know that you would want them.
Wingnut: This is bogus. We�ve got to do something.
Dan Haven: Maybe my rocket powered toes can destroy them!� uhh� somehow.
Meanwhile� Macho is running away. Like Macho said he was doing at the end of his post.
Macho: Super Macho wants no part of this!
*CLONK*
Macho runs into Bizcocho, whose name is too hard to spell and will now be known just as �Biz.� He is with Highland, Cannibal and yet another SUPER MACHO!
Biz: HEY! Macho! How did you run into me. I thought you were behind me!
He turns around� Macho IS behind him!
Highland Terror: ME! Two Super Machos!
Cannibal: �Me?!?!� What do you mean by that?
Highland Terror: You know, instead of �Great Scott!�
Nakedman: Uhh� Amigos. I am Super Macho.
Super Macho: No! I am Macho! He tied me up in an upsidedown j that I still don�t understand what it is. But I escaped! Necropus and Dan saved me! They are witnesses!
Nakedman: Oh really? Where are these witnesses then, los amigo grande?
Highland: Yeah, you�re obviously lying. You claim you have witnesses� but where are they?
Super Macho: I had to run from them� when we were all attacked by Coprophiliac Pirates.
The System Guys, including Nakedman, all laugh. The idea is clearly ludicrous.
Cannibal: Nice try, imposter.
Biz: Yeah, I mean look at the REAL Super Macho here. He has clearly dropped his pants. That is all the proof I need.
Nakedman: Also, check out my excellent Spanish. This will prove that I am Macho! Deseo funcionar hasta una torre de campana y tener sexo doggy del estilo con Jessica Alba, que todav�a estoy pensando alrededor desde entonces le mencionaran en el poste con los delfines.
Macho: NO! That Gringo did that with AltaVista!
Nakedman: Pffft.
Don't read this!
Dan Haven is on a ship somewhere where something very stupid is happening. Dan looks up and sees a pink turtle with blue wings flying in the sky above him. It soars down to meet him.
--Dan Haven 2004/06/16 19:04:03
"Hello Dan," The Turtle says.
"Hello turtle," Dan says.
"Climb on my back Dan. You need to save America," the turtle says.
Dan nods. He knew this time would come. Dan climbs onto the turtle's back and they fly away to America, where it is being taken over by the Russians. Dan quickly rescues America. He climbs on the back of the turtle and flies back to the ship where he climbs down.
"I am back," Dan says.
"I don't understand," Necro says.
"Neither do I, friend Necropus, neither do I," Dan says.
"So ... what do we do now?" asks the AoD.
"We're gonna beat you up," Dan says.
"You cannot defeat us, the AoD. We currently out number you," says the AoD.
"Rock and roll," Necropus says while giving the thumbs up.
"Uhm."
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"Don't do that," the AoD tells Necro.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"Great," Dan says sarcastically.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"That's going to be annoying," says the AoD.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"We should kill him," Dan suggests.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"Do you want to kill your own team mate?" asks the AoD.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"He's my friend and my greatest enemy," Dan says.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"We have fought many battles over the years," Dan explains.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
"But we have also done many great things," Dan says.
"I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again," Necro says.
Thank god it's over.
Fun with AltaVista (from Dan/Nakedman)
Super Macho, Nakedman with Luchadore Mask, Cannibal, and Highland Terror are standing around, talking about things. Nakedman is trying to prove that Super Macho while Super Macho is trying to prove that he is Super Macho. Just then, Necropus walks over. Things were too stupid in Dan�s post so he decided to leave it.
--Necropus 2004/06/16 19:27:43
Necropus: What�s going on buddies?
Highland Terror: Ah, Cannibal, you are the supreme arbitrator of all disputes.
Cannibal: I am?
Highland Terror: No, Cannibal is.
For those of you who deprive themselves the pleasure and joy of reading Necropus and Cannibal posts, I will inform you that Necropus and Cannibal are often mistaken for one another, which is humorous because they look very different. Necropus has short hair, is 6�6, and has no facial hair. Cannibal has long hair, is 7�0, and has a goatee.
Necropus: Well, who can speak Spanish the best?
Super Macho: Me!
Nakedman: No! Me! Uhh, amigo!
Necropus: Both of you say, �She sells seashells by the seashore� in Spanish.
Super Macho: Ella vende c�scaras del mar por la orilla del mar.
Necropus: Very good. Other one, you try.
Nakedman: Она продает раковины моря берегом моря.
Everyone stares at him in horror.
Highland Terror: What?
Necropus: I don�t know.
Nakedman: Я иду убить вас полностью первый шанс, котор я получаю.
Everyone walks slowly away from him.
TBC by ???
Wow. Just... wow.
Wingnut decides to be a man and take a stand. Wingy: *Oooof.* Man, this is a heavy book. Over a thousand pages? Who has time to read something that long? So he puts down the copy of Steven King's "The Stand" that he took and decides to do something else. Wingy: We have to save the children from those nasty pirates! Baby Bubba: Children? What children? Wingy: Aren't there any children on this ship? Killall: I haven't seen any children. Unless you count Super Macho. Wingy: But it's a huge ship. Surely there have to be some children on it somewhere. Holy Evil: DOOOOOOOONNNNN'T THHHIIIIIINNNNNNK SSSSOOOOOOOO. Dan Haven: Hey! Can us System guys get some dialogue in here too? Wingy: Why? Necropus is just going to say the same thing over and over again. Necropus: I'm gonna stand around and say the same thing over and over again. Wingy: See? Nakedfire: Does anyone else feel a draft? Cap' Crap: Yaaarrrrrgh! Enough talk! Hand over all yer poop! Wingy: NEVER! We have to protect the children. Who may or may not exist on this ship. Naked Macho: Wait. Why did Dan and Necro get dialogue? Are we all in the same place now? Wingy: Yes. That Super Macho impersonator only ran five feet before he bumped into you guys. Super Macho: Madre de Dios! I am not an impersonator! Killall: So... how much you guys wanna bet that someone made something happen before this post that throws off the continuity? Highland Terror: Aye, I've got five bucks that says that will happen.
--Wingnut 2004/06/16 19:30:16
Highland wins!
Highland Terror: Hooray! Now where's my five bucks?
--Wingnut 2004/06/16 19:31:26
Clash of the titans.
The AoD and The System all mixed up in the same place? This is the perfect recipe for even more continuity errors and bad jokes!
--Highland Terror 2004/06/16 21:02:07
Wingnut: It's time to kick some ass!
Wingy throws Stephen King's book IT at Dan Haven. While not as thick as The Stand it can still pack a punch as Dan falls backwards.
Killall: Yeah, I shall show them what for!
Killall attacks the System. He walks up to Bizcocho and performs a (
) and then he follows up with a ( ). Biz staggers backwards before counter attacking with a powerful ( ).
Killall: Ummm....why is nothing happening?
The confused Killall tries again as he begins his assault with a ( ) then an athletic ( ).
Stormfire: Oh. Damn. Looks like we can't wrassle. The AoD's meaning in life, to wrassle in matches, has been taken from them! Our very essence has gone! What ever shall we do?!
Killall: Nah, you guys seem fine, it's just me.
Stormfire: *scowl* No, no, I'm pretty sure WE can't take part in any matches ever again.
Killall: No, look just try a mov-
Doing his best Nakedman impersonation possible, Stormy elbows Killall in the ribs, trying to silence him. Because elbowing people in the ribs is what Nakedman does all the time. Elbowing people in the ribs is the Nakedman trait Stormy is trying to act out, not whining about having to take part in boring wrassling matches. Nakedman would never do such a thing.
HolyEvil: BRAAAAINNNSSSS.
DanHaven: I have toe powers.
SuperMacho: Macho is not an imposter.
CrapPirate: Crapcrapcrap.
Necropus I can speak latin.
HighlandTerror: Five bucks says there's too many people in the one place.
Bingo! Highland Terror has now made a total of ten bucks. HOORAY. YES.
TBC BY ???
Dividing the Groups Up Again
Clearly the situation has gone amok again. Now that the two groups have been merged back together into one group, there are a whole mess of people. And since Dan Haven is too sucky to actually sell the AoD members as individuals anyway, and just gives the entire AoD lines as a group � the factions clearly need to be broken up.
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/16 22:34:32
Nakedman: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, STOP!
Nakedman grabs a hat and a sheet of paper. He tears the sheet of paper into 12 pieces and writes names on each.
Nakedman: These 12 pieces will represent the 12 people involved in the event. I will mix the names up. THERE. Now I will randomly assemble the names into two piles of 6 people. Each of these groups will be the new groups, and we will separate for ease of selling.
GROUP 1:
Highland Terror
Baby Bubba
Holy Evil
Super Macho
Dan Haven
Necropus
GROUP 2:
Bizcocho
Killall
Wingnut
Nakedman
Cannibal
Stormfire.
Nakedman: Okay then!
Nakedman lines up with Highland, Bubba, Holy, Dan and Necropus.
Macho: HEY! Macho is supposed to be in that group.
Nakedman: Well yeah, I am Super Macho. You�re obviously Nakedman pretending to be me.
Macho: Grrrrr! My Mexican blood boils!
Highland: Now I know that�s something that Macho would never say!
Necropus: Yeah, go to the other group, NAKEDMAN!
Dan Haven: I�ll find some way to no sell this all and not pay attention.
Holy Evil: UNGHHHH!!!! MAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
Baby Bubba: Yes! Let�s go to the mall! I�m inactive!
So Highland, Bubba, Holy Evil, Dan, Necro and Nakedman pretending to be Super Macho go off to the mall, which is what the event was supposed to be about anyway.
The others 6: Biz, Cannibal, Killall, Wingy, Stormy and Super Macho who nobody believes is Super Macho stay where they are, left with the pirates who love fecal matter.
Cap�n Crap: Yargh. Me font color describes me personality� brown!
A craptacular post.
The System and the AoD are interacting. The suspence. The drama. We know drama. We are TNT. Super Macho: "I am the luchalicious one." Nakedman: "Lies." Blah blah ... nothing is resolved. Bizcocho: "I rechallenge you!" Killall: " " Bizcocho: "Do something!" Killall: " " Bizcocho: "Oof!" Bizcocho then falls to the ground. Because that's what happens. Killall does nothing and still wins. BabyBubba: *inactive noises* Stormfire: "Since when did inactives make noises?" Highland Terror: "Aye laddie!" Sue me. It's all the words I know how to make Highland say. Highland Terror: "Aye!" Meanwhile ... Dan Haven: "I'm confused. Which one of you is Cannibal and which one is Necropus?" Cannibal: "I'm not sure anymore." Necropus: "I think I'm Necro. But it is humorous that you confuse us, because we look nothing alike ... and that's funny." Indeed it is. Cap'n Crap: "This is crappy." Couldn't of said it better myself. TBC ...
--Bizcocho 2004/06/16 22:40:13
Continuality.
Mine comes before Nakedman's.
--Bizcocho 2004/06/16 22:43:20
Dan no sells somethings!
So. It's
--Dan Haven 2004/06/16 22:57:49
GROUP 1:
Highland Terror
Baby Bubba
Holy Evil
Super Macho
Dan Haven
Necropus
Ok, now that I have that post right at the top of my post, it'll be easier for me to remember who's in my group.
"Aye LAddie," Says the terror from the Highlands.
I don't know anything about Baby Bubba except, and I might be wrong, he does cartwheels or something. If this is true, then he does a cartwheel.
"BBBRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!" Holy Evil moans, totally ripping off Curse of the Mummy.
"I am Super Macho, hombres. Ariba!" says Nakedman in a luchamask.
Dan looks at Holy Evil and says "Oh no, I'm looking into a mirror and I've become a zombie!"
"I'm Necropus. I have sex with both men and women," Necropus points out.
"No you don't, Cannibal. You feast upon the flesh of humans," Dan corrects Necropus.
Necropus sighs.
"So ... are we going to the mall or what?" Baby Bubba asks.
"Aye laddie. I need me a new broad sword. I threw my other one into a field somewhere and lost it," Highland Terror says.
"I need a new hat," Dan says.
"I want to get a hamburger," Nakedman says, then when everyone looks at him oddly, he changes it to "Uh ... I mean tacos and tequila. Bano."
"I want to check out sluttily dressed sluts who hang out at the mall," Necropus says.
And so they enter the mall. But they might have done that in Nakedman's post and if so, then they just take a few more steps into the mall and some of that earlier dialogue wouldn't make sense. But whatever. They approach everyone's favorite store, Lid's Hat and Sword store.
The group walks into the store.
"There aren't any sluts here," Necropus says sadly.
"Hey, look, a hat!" Dan says and looks at some hats.
"Och, look a sword!" Terror says and looks at some swords.
"Hey look, tacos," Nakedman says and looks at some tacos.
I'm unactive. It's true.
For some odd reason....this post is going to be entirely in blue. SO with the separation of the two stables into two groups....evenly distributed groups for the sake of equal distribution I have to add....more hilarity is supposed to ensue right? (BUBBA) "Yep. I swear....when you haven't posted in what seems to be months....you really have a hard time getting back into it. I mean I swear it took me so long just to catch up on everything that happened. And I'm just getting to something now. I don't really know what to say else about that. That's it really. Yeah." *whistling* Everyone stares at Bubba....then at the narrator because he has everyone in the color blue. (Cannibal) "Just admit it! You're too lazy to change the colors of our fonts and just want to breeze through this post!" No. Won't do it. (Dan Haven) "I have an idea." 4 minutes later.... (Dan Haven) "Ah ha!" Oh no! This stupid green color has taken over the post now! Well I guess I can work with that....since I am still too lazy to give each person their own color. Yeah the unactivity� has gotten THAT bad. (BUBBA) "Well I don't think it's that bad...." (Highland Terror) "You've got a point....as long as something interesting happens that might further this storyline...." (BUBBA) "Well we're all going to the mall right? Then what are we going to do....fight?" Everyone puts their heads together. They then each fall to the ground due to the power of the six-headed headbut they all gave each other. Okay honestly I'm tired of the green color....group 1 consists of Highland Terror, BabyBubba, Holy Evil, Dan Haven, Necro, and Super Macho...they are headed over to the ma- (BUBBA) "Wait a minute....where's Wingy?" He's in the other group.... (BUBBA) "Awww man! This group sucks....I want to be in that group. Wingy is so cool to hang out with!" But it's too late....the groups have been divided and you're off on your way. Is this burgundy? (Holy Evil) "YEEEEEEESSSS IIIIIIT IIIIIIIS!" Nah. This is better. (BUBBA) "NO! I refuse to be in this group. I demand to be traded." Traded? What the heck? You can't demand to be traded! With impeccable timing....(remind me to look up the word impeccable later...it sounded like the perfect word to use)....BabyBubba's agent appears! (Bubba's Agent) "Well now....I disagree! It says it right here in BabyBubba's contract that he can be traded!" (BUBBA) "YEZ! Wait....did I say yez? I shall stick with yez. And I will follow that up by using it several times in every single post from now on and it will catch on.....like how I fall into wedding cakes and say 'CRAP ON A STICK!' a lot. Yeah. That caught on...." *BabyBubba falls into a wedding cake* (Necropus) "I honestly don't think this is doing anything for storyline purposes. Oh great....so I get the generic font color and dialogue! Thanks Bubba." Hey but you got italics! (Wingnut) "It's funny because you guys are still in the process of separating from our group and are still just a few feet away from us. We're still in the same area." (BUBBA) "Oh. Then forget it. That wanting to be traded thing was stupid and I was just watching ESPN and that's where I got it from. Carry on guys." What in the world just happened.
--BabyBubba 2004/06/16 23:03:34
You know.....
I'm not even going to bother with anything. *goes back and wastes time talking to people on AIM and MSN*
--BabyBubba 2004/06/16 23:04:48
Group 2 ventures on.
Bizcocho, Killall, Wingnut, Stormfire, Super Macho whom everyone believes is Nakedman but really Super Macho and TAC aka Cannibal walk somewhere on the boat representing group 2. Cannibal- Who's group 2? Bizcocho- We're group 2! Cannibal- Who's group 2? Bizcocho- We're group 2. Wingnut- Would you stop that! Stormfire- I don't know, I thought it was kind of catchy. Killall- Pfff, you would *does finger thingy* Cannibal- I thought you guys were supposed to be fun loving, you're being a real buzz kill. Super Macho- Did that gringo just say buzz kill? Wingnut- I obviously know that's you Nakedman, you told me you were going to pretend to be Super Macho but come on, the jig is up. Super Macho- The jig is not up because Macho is the real Super Macho. Cannibal- Hmmm, I'm starting to believe him. Bizcocho- Oh hush up Necropus he's just wheeling you in with his spin of lies. Cannibal- That didn't even make sense. Bizocho- uhhh... shut up Necropus. Stormfire- Wait, why is Necropus with us? I thought he was in group one. Wingnut- He was in group one! DUN DUN DUN! Cannibal- I'm Cannibal! Necropus is in group one and I am in group two, all is well in the world. Wingnut- Yes... a little too well if you ask me. DUN DUN DUN! Bizcocho- No one asked you though! Stormfire- Hey you can't talk to him like that System scum! Bizcocho- Scum!?!? A shock Bizcocho takes a step backward, attempts to hold in the tears. Cannibal- *patting Biz on the back* Its ok man, I know, he went too far. Super Macho- What were you thinking? We had a line, and you crossed it. Stormfire- I... I, I din't mean anyhting by it. You're right, I'm sorry. Stormy looks to his stable mates for support. Killall- I don't know man, that was pretty low. Frankly I don't know if we can talk right now. *does finger thingy* Stormfire- But... Wingnut- Haven't you done enough? Realizing something needs to be done quick to save the group Cannibal begins to dance. A sexy, ryhtmic dance. This dries up all of Biz's tears as well as makes everything in the world right again, yay!... tbc by???
--Cannibal 2004/06/16 23:16:36
Meanwhile, with Group 1�
So, group 1 is off and finally separates from group 2. It was tiresome to still be 6 feet away from group 2, because then the whole point of randomly splitting them up was so that people didn�t have to interact with 11 other characters. Group 1 was drawn out to be Necro, Dan, Macho, Holy Evil and Baby Bubba�
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/16 23:38:40
Nakedman: And just to reiterate the lists everyone � remember even though it says Macho is in group 1 and Nakedman is in group 2 � you should still sell it as the reverse because I am cleverly pretending to be Super Macho, and everyone is falling for it. Well, okay, not everyone. Cannibal for one. Oh, and also Super Macho doesn�t believe that he is Nakedman � it�s not fooling him. Note that also this switch balances the fact that when I randomly drew the lists, both lists ended up with 4 members of one stable and 2 members of the other stable. By reversing Macho and Nakedman, everything is evened out.
Necropus: What did Macho just say? Something about not really being Macho � but instead being Nakedman pretending to be Macho?
Dan Haven: Meh, I wasn�t listening.
Holy Evil: UNGH! SHOPPING! SHOPPING!
Nakedman: Yes. Let�s go shopping. Preferably for Tacos. Mmm. Tacos.
Baby Bubba: �but� but� I want to be with Wingnut!
Highland Terror: Sorry, laddie. That�s the way the lists came out. And Super Macho made the lists so they must be infallible!
Nakedman: Yes, because I am Super Macho. *shifty глаза*
So the team goes shopping as per dead Holy�s request. Where do they go in the mall? Hell, let�s say a �Spencers.� Everyone knows what Spencers is, right? They are in crappy malls everywhere.
Necropus: Look! They have birthday cards with morbidly obese unattractive naked women on them!
Nakedman: *ugh*� Nude girls are GROSS!� I mean� uhh� that�s what I�d think if I were Nakedman. And I�m not. Since I�m Super Macho, Tequila!
Holy Evil: BRAAAAAAAIIIINS!
Holy Evil starts knowing on the head of a pornstar cardboard cutout. Chose whatever pornstar you want. Because I don�t really know many. But remember that this is Holy Evil doing it, so it is probably an Asian pornstar.
Highland Terror: It�s made of bardboard, there are no brains!
Necropus: Did someone say bardboard?
Dan: Yes, I think someone did. Check out my toes. They are awesome.
Bubba: CRAP ON A STICK!
Nakedman: What? What did you find, Bubba who I don�t know well because I�m Super Macho.
Bubba: Literally, I found crap on a stick.
Dan: Yes, Spencers sells a lot of stupid stuff.
Group 1 rulz. It's true.
It's true. A survey done with college students ages 18-24 proved that Group 1 was liked more by a wide margin. No I will not disclose the actual tallies of votes. No I will not tell you which college. No. No. No. And so....Group 1 is in that stupid Spencers place.... (BUBBA) "Okay I'm bored." Bubba then separates from the group without telling anybody....but since he's so unactive� and such, nobody really notices. (Dan) "Why are we still in here?" (Naked) "To tell you the truth....I don't know. Let's go get tacos already." (Holy Evil) *knawing* Wait....that's a gn- and not a kn-.... (Holy Evil) *gnawing* (Necropus) "Ooh I like this card with this shirtless guy. haha I'll take it!" (Highland) "Aye laddie. And I now speak to finish off the roudabout of required dialogue for each individual involved in this post." BabyBubba is almost out the door of Spencers when he all of a sudden trips and falls face-first into a wedding cake. (BUBBA) "D'oh! Awww crap...." (Naked) "Hey! You were trying to get away from the group! Get back here....amigo." (BUBBA) "No! I'm bored! Game of tag anybody?" *Bubba runs out of the store* (Dan) "Honestly now....just because he calls the game and then he runs away...that doesn't mean we have to play does it?" (Necro) *making purchase at register* (Naked) "As I am Super Macho....that is totally a trap by the AoD'er. He wants us to run out there and....oh well. It's tag." (Holy Evil) "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!" You know that you have a sense of flash rust when the best you can come up with is a game of tag in a mall on a ship. (BUBBA) "Dude....it's okay. Maybe I'll run into the movie theatres and we can all watch a movie. That would be fun. Right? We could play Centipede in the halls next to the popcorn machine. Right? We could....ahhh nevermind. CRAP ON A STICK!!!!" No I'm not on crack.
--BabyBubba 2004/06/16 23:55:55
The Identity Crisis Continues...
So Cannibals dance has restored order to the once chaotic group that is known as... number 2... Super Macho:*Giggle* Oh grow up... Killall:Yeah... who the hell are you anyways.... Super Macho:I am the luchalicious one himself... Super Macho...*Gyrates Pelvis* Bizcocho:Sure you are... and I suppose that is Cannibal and not Necropus...*Points at Cannibal* Cannibal:I am Cannibal...*Dances* Wingnut:Man this is confusing.... Killall:Indeed it is.... Killall stops to think for a minute.... Killall:*Rubbing Chin in A Ponderous Manner*... Hmmmmmmmmmm 30 minutes later.... Killall:*Rubbing Chin in A Ponderous Manner*... Hmmmmmmmmmm Wingnut:Hey Kill.... Wingnut is quickly stopped by Stormfire... who is posing as Nakedman.... Nakedfire:Better not interrupt him.... Another 30 minutes later... Killall:Alright... I think I understand now... come here Nakedman... Nakedfire:*Stares Blankly* Cannibal:Get over there Nakedman...*Pushes Super Macho* Bizcocho:Mind your own business Necropus... you don't even belong here... Super Macho:For the last time... I am not Nakedman.... Killall:I said get over here Nakedman.... Nakedfire:Oh yeah.. I am naked... Nakedfire slowly walks towards Killall.... Nakedfire:Whats up... I don't have any pants.... Killall:Yup... you're definitely Nakedman.... Super Macho:Now you gringos are getting the picture... I'm not Nakedman...*Pants Fall Down* Wingnut:But you don't have on any pants either.... Once again everyone pauses and tries to figure out the situation... Killall:Enough of this... what the hell are we supposed to be doing anyways... Bizcocho:Fighting each other... Wingnut:Sucks to that... Nakedfire:Why don't we get ito two three man groups based on our stable alliance... I am naked... Killall:Good idea Nakedman... and to prove our identites we will ramble off our catch phrases or character traits... Cannibal:Sounds like a plan... The groups form a slight split and reform.... Killall:Alright... since we are the AoD and therefore far superior we will go first... I am "cool"...*Does Finger Thingie* Nakedfire:I am naked... Wingnut:I uhhhhhh.... have a rainbow colored afro...*Points to Afro* Killall:Excellent... now it your turn... chumps The Systemites give out a slight grumble.... Bizcocho:This is stupid... Killall:DO IT... Bizcocho:*sigh*... I am Bizcocho.... Killall:What kind of catchphrase or character trait is that.... Cannibal:Hey... don't interrupt.... Wingnut:Mind your own damn busy Necropus... this is a group 2 activity... Cannibal:I'm the TAC... what part of that don't you people understand... Super Macho:Likely story Necropus... Bizcocho:What the hell are you doing over here anyways Nakedman... go over there and stand with the AoD... Super Macho:I'm not Nakedman... I like tacos... Cannibal:You're not fooling anybody...
--Killall 2004/06/17 01:13:31
Crazy Group 2 Hyjinks
TAC is disappointed. Clearly this fake Macho doesn't know a thing about the real Super Macho. Cannibal- You're so foolish Super Macho doesn't like taco's he like's rice... yes rice *shifty eyes* Super Macho- Macho doesn't like rice, Macho hates rice. Macho loves taco's. Cannibal- AHA! My backwards logic has fooled you the truth is Super Macho really does love taco's! Super Macho- Macho knows. Macho even just said that. Necropus's hearing has really gone over the last little while. Cannibal- I am not Necropus! I am Cannibal you know, loveable TAC. Super Macho- Oh, you heard that. TAC is enraged, he prepares to choke Nakedman. He'd never choke Super Macho, but this isn't the real Super Macho. Bizcocho- Would you stop it! You two are acting like a couple of children and tearing this family apart. Wingnut- Family? Bizcocho- Group, whatever. You guys aren't supposed to fight, you're both in the System. Killall- Sort of. Bizcocho- Alright sort of, whatever. Cannibal- Sponge cake is right, we must put aside our petty differecnes. Super Macho- Hug gringo? Cannibal- Hug luchadore. The two embrace in a manly, totally hetero hug. All of a sudden a light clicks on in Cannibals brain. Cannibal- *gasp* Bizcocho- *gasp* Cannibal- Wait, why did you gasp? Bizcocho- I thought I saw a light turn on in you head. Super Macho- *gasp* Bizcocho- Hold on, why did you gasp? Super Macho- *lowers his head* I felt left out. Besides Sponge Cake, let Cannibal talk. Bizcocho- Stop calling me that! Wait, thats Cannibal? How did you know? Cannibal- I'll field this one. See the hug Super Macho and I just shared proved something to me. He is not nakedman, he is infact Super Macho. The power of the hug told me. Super Macho- And Macho knew you were Cannibal. At least now you know the jig is up and I am not Nakedman. Nakedfire- Oh right, uhhh I'm nakedman. Wingnut- There, now all of the AoD has spoken. Killal- Huh? Wingnut- Nothing. Just our part has been very small in this particular portion of the adventure. Cannibal- Sorry about that. Nakedfire- Wait, why are you apologizing, you had nothing to do with it. Cannibal- Uhhh, right. *shifty eyes* tbc by???
--Cannibal 2004/06/17 03:13:05
Chasing Bubba. Mulling over a trade
Baby Baby Bubba has run away again. We�re supposed to play tag and find him.
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/17 11:27:30
Nakedman: Man, why does Bubba always do stupid stuff like this? Err� not that I know Bubba, amigos.
Necropus: Whatever, let�s just play tag with him. That sounds like fun. After all, it�s better than being involved in a dumb wrestling match.
Highland Terror: HA! You only said that because Nakedman is typing.
Nakedman: *shifty eyes*
Holy Evil: TAAAAAAAGGG BUBBAAAAA!
Holy Evil starts slowly limping forward in the direction Bubba ran.
Dan Haven: Yes, let�s get him! Quick Necropus, climb on my back!
Necropus: Oh God, you don�t know how long I�ve been longing for you to say that!
Dan Haven: I meant so that I can carry you while my toes fly us along.
Necropus: Oh yeah. I knew that. I was just kidding.
They blast off, and are well ahead of Naked Macho, Highland and Hory Evir in catching Bubba.
Highland: Well, let�s get going Macho and Holy. We can�t let them get Bubba before us.
Nakedman: Super Macho was just thinking that. Macho suggests that we go towards the movie theatre. Of all the places that Bubba suggested going, Macho thinks that is the most likely.
Holy Evil: UNGH! NOO VAN HELSIIIING!
Highland Terror: What was that?
Nakedman: I think Holy is saying that if we go to the movies, he doesn�t want to see Van Helsing. I guess since he�s a horrible monster and all, he would be offended by all his brethren being killed.
Highland Terror: You know what? I don�t really feel like chasing Bubba anyway.
Nakedman: Yeah, this Bubba stuff is tiresome. He always wants to run away with us and be with Wingnut. I say we trade him to team 2!
Nakedman pulls a cell phone out of his pants pocket which doesn�t exist.
Highland: Hrmm� *gets very suspicious*
Nakedman: Hello. Team 2? I know we�re not supposed to interact with you� but I was thinking about a TRADE� uh� Amigos.
The amazing trade
Nakedman, dressed as Super Macho, is currently on the cell phone with Team 2 representative Killall to discuss a trade. Killall (on phone): A trade you say... What sort of trade are we talking about here... Nakedman with Knife: Well, Macho thinks that Baby Bubba would be a better fit on your team. We want to trade him for someone. Killall (on phone): Trade him you say... For who? Nakedman puts his hand over the talk part of the phone. Nakedman with Knife: Who should we trade him for? Highland Terror: Bizcocho! Holy Evil: BBBRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS! Highland Terror: David Beckham! Holy Evil: BRAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS! Highland Terror: A-Rod! Holy Evil: BBBBB - Nakedman with Knife: Don't say brains! Holy Evil: AAAAARRRRYYYY BOOOONNNNNDDDDDSSSS! Nakedman with Knife: While those are all good suggestions, they are all incredibly stupid. I guess Macho will have to do all the negotiations ONCE AGAIN... amigos. Nakedman uncovers the receiver. Nakedman with Knife: Ok gringo. We're ready to offer Bubba straight up for Stormfire. Killall (on phone): Let me discuss this with my group here... There is a pause. Killall (on phone): We don't think the deal is fair... Stormy is worth more than Bubba... We demand to get prospects back... Nakedman with Knife: Prospects?! Only if you pay 7 million of Stormy's remaining 8 million salary! Killall (on phone): No deal... We want Bubba AND Dan Haven AND prospects for that kind of compensation... Nakedman with Knife: DAMN YOU KILLALL! MACHO IS NOT PLEASED! And so the negotiation goes on...
--Holy Evil 2004/06/17 12:20:32
Crash and Burn
Dan and Necropus are flying along using Dan's Toe Power. You see, Dan has a cybernetic large toe which can perform many functions. They close in on Baby Bubba who is near the movie theater.
--Dan Haven 2004/06/17 12:26:16
"We're gonna win," says Necropus.
"Wait a second ... I just thought of something," Dan says.
"What is it, Dan?" Necro asks "What did you think of?"
"Well, remember that explosion that changed my name from Nad Vet to Dan?" Dan asks.
"I remember it well."
"Well ... that explosion also got rid of my need to smoke and my speaking in third person and pretty much everything that made me The Dane."
"And?" Necro asks, hoping that Dan will get to the point.
"Well, part of the The Dane gimmick was the Toe Power thing."
"So?"
"So ... even though I totally said I didn't have Toe Power anymore a long time ago, you no sold me yesterday and now everyone thinks that I still do have Toe Power."
"Oh ... so why did you bring that up?"
"I don't actually have Toe Power," Dan explains.
Once they realize that, they crash through a wal and tumble into a movie theater. Luckily they both land in seats and are fine.
"I wonder what movie they are showing," Dan says.
They looks up and see Vin Diesel.
"Oh CRAP!" Necro shouts.
"Let's get out of here. I don't want to sit through this crap again. I saw Pitch Black twice, I don't want to have to see Chronicles of Riddick again," Dan says.
They walk out of the movie theater and bump into Baby Bubba who just bought tickets for Garfield the movie.
"I just love Garfield. I hope he eats lasagne in this movie," Baby Bubba says.
"Aha!" Dan shouts "It's Baby Bubba now I can tag him and win this game of tag! I will forever be known as the one who won!"
"You will not win, Dan! You will not win if I tag Baby Bubba first! It is I, who will be known as the one who won!" Necropus says.
Baby Bubba runs away again, hoping to find group 1 cause he doesn't like us. I can't believe he doesn't like us! *cries*
Swerving the System! (from Dan)
Dan Haven and Necropus are in the movie theater, persuing BabyBubba, trying to tag him for some reason. It is a well-known fact that the game of tag is played by a group of people all trying to tag one individual. That's how it works, yes sir.
--Necropus 2004/06/17 12:56:30
Dan: Hmm, BabyBubba has escaped of late. Where can we find him?
Necropus: He said he was going to see "Garfield". Let's go look in the theater.
Dan: Wait! First, I must consult the Garfield Bible.
He reaches into his rucksack and removes a large, hardcover book with Garfield on the cover. Garfield has a halo over his head and angel wings. Dan quickly opens the book and flips to the last few pages.
Dan: "In the beginning, God created lasagna. Then he created cats to eat the lasagna. From one of the cat's ribs, he created Jon. Then, one of the cats grew arrogant in his pride, and fell. He was the first dog . . ."
Necropus: This isn't helping us at all! We need to go in here and look for him!
Dan: Fine!
He throws the Garfield Bible into the garbage. Then, Dan follows Necropus into the movie theater. They find BabyBubba in the front row, eating something BabyBubba would eat, and watching the movie. He spots his foes moving towards him and quickly turns out the emergency exit.
Alarms begin to sound. The crowd slowly follows out of the building. Necropus and Dan Haven give chase. They spot BabyBubba outside and he attempts to flee, then trips and falls into a wedding cake. Now he's trapped.
Dan: Ha. Now all I have to do is tag him and win.
Necropus: Yes, that's all.
Dan: Here I go . . .
BabyBubba: Crap on a stick! Soon I will be tagged and there will be some consequence!
Dan reaches down to tag BabyBubba, who is powerless to stop him. Just then, Necropus grabs Dan from behind. He pulls Dan backward and flings him away. Then he helps BabyBubba to his feet and the two men laugh at Dan Haven.
Dan: What was that for?!
BabyBubba: Tell him, stablemate.
Dan: Stablemate?! What?!
Necropus: Yes! It is true! I have turned my back on you and joined the Army of Darkness!
BabyBubba: ^5.
Necropus: ^5.
Dan: NOOOOO!
Necropus, newest member of the AoD and his friend and stablemate BabyBubba run off to find more of their stablemates and win this game of tag.
TBC by ???
SWERVE! (from mineself)
Nakedman, still pretending to be Super Macho, is on the phone with Killall, trying to facilitate a trade between Group 1 and Group 2. xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Nakedman with Knife: Listen Killall, I can't give in to your illogical demands! I - AAAAGH! Killall (on phone): Aaaagh.... Aaaagh what? Everyone around (Highland Terror) gasps in shock as Holy Evil stands there with the mask Nakedman was wearing in his hands. Highland Terror: Ach laddie! You're not Super Macho! You were NAKEDMAN ALL ALONG! Nakedman with Knife: Noooooo! Damn you Holy Evil, why did you rip my mask off and reveal me for who I truly am! Were you trying to get to my brains?! Holy Evil: No! In fact, I am not even a zombie! Holy Evil takes a handi-wipe and wipes off his face. The gray face paint wipes away. Holy Evil: This whole thing was just a plot to SWERVE THE AOD! Pretending to be a zombie was a clever ruse to get you to ignore me while I secretly conspired with the System to JOIN THEM! Highland Terror: Ah, right, I knew about that. *shift eyes* Nakedman with Knife: Damn you Holy Evil! DAMN YOU TO HELL! It was all fake! The zombiness, the tag team you and I formed but never had a match with, and the brain eating! ALL FAKE!
--Holy Evil 2004/06/17 13:27:36
Dan to the rescue! (from Holy)
Highland Terror and newoly made Systemite Holy Evil move in on Nakedman, preparing to beat him sensless. And Holy Evil isn't a zombie anymore.
--Dan Haven 2004/06/17 13:39:47
"Oh no! Holy Evil and Highland Terror are going to beat me up because I'm in the AoD and they are both in The System. Both of them are in The System! HOLY EVIL!" Nakedman shouts.
"Aye laddie. Now we'll beat you up," Highland Terror says.
"Yep. Time to beat you up," says Holy Evil.
Notice Holy Evil's font color. It's not gray like all other people not in Dan's stable. But since Holy Evil is now in Dan's stable, he gets a font color in my posts.
Highland Terror and Holy Evil begins to beat up Nakedman. Woe be unto Nakedman who is being beaten up by his tag partner and someone who he thought was in his stable. And he has no clothes.
But just then, Dan Haven enters the scene.
"I am here now," Dan says.
How did Dan escape Baby Bubba and Necropus? Weren't they temselves going to beat up Dan himself? What a strange event.
"Ah, Dan, my fellow Stablemate in The System. Help me and Holy Evil, who is also in The System to beat up Nakedman, who is in the AoD, our greatest enemy," Highland Terror says.
"I will do so now," Dan says.
Dan walks over to them, but all of a sudden, Dan knocks Highland Terror and Holy Evil over and helps Nakedman to his feet.
"What did you do that for, laddie?" Highland Terror asks.
"Oh no, Terror, your font color is gray! That means ... " Holy Evil says.
"Yes"," Dan says "It's true. I have left The System."
"And joined the AoD," Nakedman finishes for Dan using his brand new font color.
Dan and Nakedman hug, then Dan realizes that Nakedman is gay and Dan is homophobic so he pushes Nakedman away, But he's still in the AoD now.
Necro and Bubba ran away at the end.
Yeah
--Necropus 2004/06/17 14:01:08
This is all so swervilicious
And while group 1 is busy with their silly swerving, group 2 is busy with more important matters. Killall: Hello? Anybody there? Killall looks at the cell phone in his hand, which he was using to negotiate a trade between the two groups. Then he shrugs and tosses it overboard. Killall: I guess they weren't willing to pay our price. Stormfire: Gosh. Do you really think I'm that valuable to the group? *sniff* Killall: Not really. I'm just insanely greedy. And I would have gotten more for you than for Necropus or Nakedman over there. Cannibal: I'm not Necropus. Super Macho: And I'm not Nakedman, stupid gringo. Wingy: And I'm not following any of this at all, which leaves me with only one thing to do. Wingnut takes an eyepatch out of his afro and puts it over his eye. Wingy: Yarrghhh! I be swerving ye all and joining with the coprophiliac pirates! Cap'n Crap: That's telling 'em, matey! Avast! And other pirate lingo! Bizcocho: Those guys are still here? I thought they left. Cap'n Crap: Yarrrrr. We were just out for a smoke break. Wingy: Aye! And now ye'll hand over all yer poo... *giggle*... poo... Wingnut turns to the Cap'n. Wingy: I'm sorry. I can't do this. I can't be all serious and menacing while talking about doodie. Cap'n Crap: Arrrr. Fair enough, matey. 'Tis not an easy life, bein' a coprophiliac pirate. Ain't the life for everyone. Wingy: So I'm just going to walk over and join my stablemates. Yep. Wingnut walks toward Killall and Stormy... but then SWERVES at the last moment and heads toward The System. Wingy: Yes, I'll join my stablemates... in The System! Yes! Double swerve! I rule! Wingnut does his double swerve dance. Which is very similar to a Bubba cartwheel. But without the cartwheel. Stormy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOoo!!! Killall: *shrug* Bizcocho: I don't get it. Did either of you invite him? Biz looks over at Canni and Macho, who both shake their heads. Cannibal: But now that the numbers are on our side, it might be time to gang up on those AoDers. Wingy: Yes!! Let's beat the heck out of them! Cannibal: Could you stop dancing first? Wingy: Can't. I've got the rhythm in me, baby. Cannibal: Hmmmmph. My dance was better...
--Wingnut 2004/06/17 14:53:52
Swerves???
(After swerving the coprophiliac pirates, and then the AoD, Wingnut has joined his new System teammates. They are now about to beat the crap out of the AoD.)
--Stormfire 2004/06/17 16:35:02
Cap'n Crap:
(That was just a figure of speech...)
Cap'n Crap: Yarrrrr....
(And so the System are bearing down...)
Killall: Oh no, the System are bearing down!
Stormfire: Yeah, that's what Bernie said.
Killall: Man, why did wingy have to leave? It couldn't be you the font color stealer!
Stormfire: Ha! You think I liked typing "orangered" for you every time? It kinda looks like "angered," only with a hint of orange.
Killall: Mmmm, that sounds tasty. I could go for an Orange Julios.
Stormfire: Hey! Me too! Let's go to the mall.
(And so they do, leaving the System to bear down on nothing.)
Cannibal: Damn! How dare they? They just... just... walked away!
Wingnut: Well let's follow them! And maybe get an Auntie Anne's pretzel!
Bizcocho: Yeah!
(And so they do. Meanwhile, in the mall, Stormy and Killall are bonding as well as two heterosexual males can when sharing Orange Juliuseseseses.)
Killall: Mmmm, orangey...
Stormfire: Hey, isn't there a new movie coming out about you? Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn? Kickball the movie?
Killall: Actually, that's Dodgeball. And I'm Killall.
Stormfire: Oh! Do you actually want to kill everyone?
Killall: Sometimes, Stormy... Sometimes...
(Stopping their mindless chatter and Julius drinking, they notice the System standing nearby tapping their feet and checking their watches.)
Cannibal: No, that's fine! We'll wait! Just chatter away while we waste our time when we could be beating you up!
Super Macho: Yes, Macho has all day to waste on stupid gringos.
Stormfire: Oh, fine... you know I hate to do this after the way we've bonded and everything KA, but... SWERVE!!!
(Stormy slaps Killall's Orange Julius to the gorund.)
Killall: Hey! I was still drinking that!
Stormfire: Oh! Sorry!
(Stormy picks his Orange Julius back up and hands it back to him.)
Killall: Better.
Bizcocho: Uh, Stormy...
Stormfire: Shhhhh! I'm waiting for him to finish his Julius so that I can slap it out of hand!!
Super Macho: I think it works better when it's still full.
Cannibal: Yeah, Stormy... If you're going to be in the System you need to develop better instincts.
Killall: *GASP* The SYSTEM?? Stormy???
Stormfire: Yes, it's true! I have swerved the AoD for the System! Mwahaha!
(He slaps the slushy orange treat once again. Jerk.)
Stormfire: Mwahahaa! Go System!
(And so the System goes. Poor Killall.)
tbc!
No swerves in here.
Hahahahahhaahahaahhah! It happened! You saw it! i KNOW YOU DID! (Oops...accidentally tapped Caps Lock) Did you see that swerve? No not that one...the other one. No no...the other other one. Yeah. That one. HAHA! Did you see that?! That was great! Now the scene in this post is members of the NEW AoD, Necropus and BabyBubba running away from the swerved....where they then go grab some Corn Dogs and Lemonade. (BUBBA) "Man....this is some good corn dog and lemonade!" (Necro) "Yes....I know." (BUBBA) "Don't say it like that....that's creepy." (Necro) "Huh? Like what?" (BUBBA) "You know...cuz you're like....or so I heard that you're....nevermind. Back to the corn dog! *eats corn dog* Finished!" Bubba then gets up and does the Bubba Shuffle� and everyone in the mall's food court claps and laughs as Bubba gets down. Good thing Bubba knows you sometimes have to get up before you get down. (Necro) "So....what's next in the plans, stablemate?" (BUBBA) "Pwah! Like I even know....I just unretired yesterday. I am NO leader. Hmmm...I wonder where everyone else is...." (Necro) "Perfect! That's our next plan! We'll head over there and destroy all of those System people and claim this battle for the Army!" Necro turns to his left and doesn't see Bubba to his left anymore....he starts to look around and sees Bubba walking in the opposite direction towards Game Stop. (Necro) "BUBBA!" Bubba hears Necropus and stops. (BUBBA) "D'oh! Sorry....were you saying something?" Bubba runs back but not before knocking over a few trays of people about to eat food from the mall. (Necro) "I say we go back to Spencers again and take it to the System!" (BUBBA) "Nah....too predictable. You're not as fun as the other AoD'ers. Where's the rainbow wig? Where's your tire iron? And you're wearing pants! I'm wearing cargo shorts....I keep my keys in the right cargo pocket." Necropus then does some thinking to himself....unlike Bubba who seems to say everything out loud.... (BUBBA) "Hmmm...walks over to table...sits...." ....Necro decides to dumb it down for his new stablemate. (Necro) "Hey Bubba! ^5!" (BUBBA) "Oh man....how can I refuse?! ^5!!" (Necro) "TO SPENCERS!" (BUBBA) "WOOHOO! TO SPENCERS!" (Necro) "Gee that was easy." To Spencers! See....no swerve in this post....
--BabyBubba 2004/06/17 16:36:31
NakedDan square off against HolyTerror
Dan Haven and Nakedman, now both in the Army of Darkness, stand close to each other and square off with their System opponents - Holy Evil and Highland Terror.
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/17 17:17:57
Nakedman: Army of Darkness pwns the System!
Dan Haven: DOES IT EVER! I have red font now!
Holy Evil: Don�t think for a minute, Dan, that you�re swerve was at all equal to my swerve. You just copied me.
Dan Haven: I beg to differ. As a matter of fact, your swerve to join the System was just a take-off of Necropus�s swerve to join the AoD. You copied him. It was our brilliant plan all along.
Highland Terror: But wait� where did Necropus go again?
Dan Haven: He left to run around at Spencers with our fellow AoD brother, Baby Bubba. He would never swerve the AoD, because that�s the cool place to be. Unlike the System.
Holy Evil: Please, we will totally crush you. Have fun never interacting with anyone again while you�re in the AoD. Because that�s what the AoD does� not interact with people.
Nakedman: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, HOLY EVIL! I don�t want you talking trash about my stable. And you know what my stable is, right?
Dan Haven: Hrm, I wonder why he would say something like that. I guess I�ll just stand here calmly, without any clue of what will happen next.
Nakedman: - I am in� THE SYSTEM!!!!!!
Nakedman grabs the AoD shirt that he is wearing and tears it apart, to reveal a System shirt underneath.
Highland Terror: Uhh� Nakedman. You weren�t wearing a shirt. You�re naked.
Holy Evil: Yeah, you just tore off your skin.
Nakedman: AGHHH!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!
Dan Haven: Well, I didn�t see that coming.
Macho Swerves Orange Julius
If this interferes with anything else anyone posts, then their post is to be disregarded so as to properly sell this post which I am sure you will agree is far more important in the long run. Thankyou for your understanding in these troubled times. Stormfire had just swerved Killall to join The System, turning his back on the AoD. Cannibal : "Welcome to The System Stormy baby or Nakedman or whoever you are." Stormfire : "Thankyou, I'm so glad to be a part of your wonderful organization and will do whatever I can to be a team player." Everyone hugs, except Killall because he isn't in The System. Super Macho : "So gringo tell me, why would an orange be called Julius? Macho longs to understand your complex capitalistic culture." Stormfire : "Well Macho it's like this-" Just before Stormfire explains the name Julius and how it relates to oranges, Macho interupts him. Super Macho : "Macho doesn't care about Orange Julius ..... SWERVE!" Cannibal : "Nice going Macho, you totally swerved Orange Julius." Orange Julius : "I feel so betrayed." Bizcocho : "Yeah!" Macho and Bizcocho totally luchafy the whole place up with their awesomeness. Super Macho : "Don't fake the perv on a nasty swerve!" Bizcocho : "Huh?" Super Macho : "Macho doesn't even know anymore." Cannibal : "With all this talk about swerves I can't help but wonder whether you were planning on swerving The System?" Super Macho : "Of course not, just because everyone else is swerving doesn't mean Macho will." Bizcocho : "Nice going Macho, way to not give in to peer pressure." Super Macho : "Gracias." HOORAY! To Be Continued?
--Super Macho 2004/06/17 17:39:50
More Bubba and Necro fun!
BabyBubba and Necropus are on their way to find some members of The System so they can totally whoop their ayaaaaaaaasses. They still have their lemonades and are passing by several stores in the mall.... (Necro) "Hey look! Banana Republic!" (BUBBA) "Let's get some new dress shirts! Even though....I don't own.any...yeah.....but let's go!" Necropus and BabyBubba buy some dress shirts. Afterwards they continue down their trek through the mall. (BUBBA) "Hey look! Foot Locker!" (Necro) "Well I could use some new shoes....for when I do my morning jogs around the lake...." Necropus and BabyBubba buy some shoes. Now they have two bags each and are walking through the mall again.... (BUBBA) "Man....I totally have Buyer's Remorse now. I don't need any of these items....doyou have your reciepts still?" (Necro) "Yeah....I didn't really need to buy anything today. I'm on a strict budget." Necropus and BabyBubba return to the two stores they boughts stuff from and return all the items. There was no hassle since they still retained their proof of purchases. That was excellent text filler if you ask me. Necropus and BabyBubba are still walking around when they spot.....the others from Group 1! (Necro) "Ah ha! Time to make the odds uneven as we make it a 4-on-2 on The System!" (BUBBA) "What? What is happening? Why is.....Holy and Highland......this is all too weird. Brain freeze without the squishee...." From out of nowhere.... (Xtacee) "SLURPEE!" (BUBBA) "It's you!" *BUBBA CUTTER!!!! to Xtacee* (BUBBA) "Take that! I read the BoD....I know all about you!" *shakes fist* Necropus and BabyBubba walk up to the rest of the group.... (Necro) "And now the Army of Darkness's numbers just grew......." (Naked) "Actually Necropus....what you missed while you were gone is my defection from the Army of Darkness over to The System...so what you actually did was just even the odds with you, Bubba, and Dan Haven as members of the AoD....and Holy, Highland Terror, and myself as part of The System. Oh wait I ripped my flesh didn't I? ARGH!!!!!" BabyBubba stands there confused.... (BUBBA) "Man, I should've just stayed retired...oh well....like this tattoo on my right bicep says...."AoD 4 Life"! Now is the time for fisticuffs! And then the swerve...." (Dan) "....what?" Bubba delivers a double clothesline to Dan Haven and Necropus knocking them both to the ground. Bubba then applies a temporary tattoo of a slash and the word "System" abover the slash perfectly on his right bicep so it looks like System (BUBBA) "I NEVER knew that would come in handy....but it did! ^5 guys!" ^5's all around. Bubba then pulls out a Whatachamacallit candy bar.... .... [dramatic pause] ....and eats it. What an exciting turn of events! The swerve....not the candy bar eating. Unless you really enjoy candy bars...particularly Whatchamacallit's. Then it was a pair of exciting turn of events. Yeah. You read it right.
--BabyBubba 2004/06/17 17:51:04
AoD 4 Life! on his right bicep!
Macho Swerves System, Goes to Sleep
We join our Systemites 4 lyfe midway through a conversation in which Cannibal is describing the flaws with the US foreign policy and why beef is better than lamb. Cannibal : "..... the other thing I love about Tupac is his hair oh and his eyes, they are really really cute." Bizcocho : "Acceptable reasoning old chap." Stormfire : "Quite!" Suddenly a coprophiliac pirate tries to steal all of the poop that Macho is still covered in. Super Macho : "Stop that." Pirate : "Aye Aye Captain Birdseye!" Suddenly, Macho decides to dump The System. Super Macho : "Amigos, Macho is sorry to have to tell you this but well .... it's just not working out between us." Cannibal : "What do you mean?" Bizcocho : "Yes, I demand an explanation." Super Macho : "The Great Macho is dumping The System and hooking up with those hot slutty AoD'ers." Bizcocho : *gasp* "How could you?" Cannibal : "Is it because I got fat?" Stormfire : "Is it because I joined?" Super Macho : "Actually amigos no, it is because Macho just feels ..... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!" Macho runs away without an explanation. Being in the AoD means never having to say you're sorry, or explain your actions. SWERVE ACTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Super Macho : "Now that Macho is in the AoD, Macho can post about Gary Coleman all he wants!" Gary Coleman : "Whatchoo talkin' about, Macho?" Super Macho : "Come here you little scamp, let Macho frolic with you!" Ah, could anything be more AoD? The End, I'm going to bed now.
--Super Macho 2004/06/17 18:20:01
Highland is not in the AoD!
BabyBubba performs some body art magic on himself and swerves the AoD to join The System. Shocking.
--Highland Terror 2004/06/17 18:27:16
HolyEvil: Now it really is four on two!
Nakedman: We shall destroy you, dirty AoDers!
Necropus: Eww....look at his ribcage!
Nakedman clutches in pain at his chest as he has carved the words "The System" into the bone.
BabyBubba: And I thought tattoos were painful. *cartwheel*
The System members Nakedman, Holy Evil, Highland Terror and Bubba advance on the dwindling numbers of the AoD who only consist of Necropus and Dan Haven.
Necropus: Oh no, what are we going to do?!
DanHaven: Will anyone intervene and save us!?
Suddenly, Highland rips off his shirt to reveal.......err....nothing.
HighlandTerror: It's very hot in here, laddies.
DanHaven: Yes, it is, but who will save us?!
In a dramatic moment Highland pulls up his kilt to reveal............no tattoos on his butt cheeks.
HighlandTerror: Nothing like a good breeze blowing up my rear end to refresh a man's soul. Now, am I forgetting something?
Necropus: Someone must do something to save us! Some AoD members must come to our rescue.
HighlandTerror: I'm definitely not in the AoD, laddie.
The Scotsman scratches his head.
Nakedman: We shall crush the AoD. Grrrr.
HolyEvil: Death to the AoD. Snarl.
It looks like this could be the end of the AoD. Unless-
HighlandTerror: Ah. Now I remember.
Highland beats up Nakedman, Holy Evil and Bubba and joins the AoD. Yes..
TBC BY ???
Super Macho Stands Alone...
Macho has just swerved those vile System bastards in a most heinous manner... Bizcocho:Who do you think you are... you will pay for this Super Macho.... Super Macho:*Frolics with Gary Coleman* Wingnut:Yeah... The System wil not stand for traitors... isn't that right Stormfire... Nakedfire:Hold on a sec... I'm finally putting on some pants.... Wingnut:Oh...*Taps foot impatiently* Stormfire pulls out his tights and begins to get dressed.... Super Macho:Where did he pull those tights out of... Coleman:You don't wanna know... Stormfire:Alright... what now... Wingnut:I forgot what I said... Stormfire:Well thats a shame... Killall looks at Stormfire in shock... Killall:You're not Nakedman at all... you're Stormfire... I have been deceived... Stormfire:Yup... Cannibal:You didn't know... we all figured it out a long time ago... Bizcocho:Yeah... it was so obvious... Killall:It all makes sense now... The Systemites who are currently Stormfire, Wingnut, Bizcocho, and Cannibal begin to advance on the AOD'ers... who are Killall and Super Macho plus Gary Coleman... Coleman:I'm outta here...*Scampers Off* Scratch Gary Coleman... Super Macho:Bring it on gringos... Super Macho is scared of nothing... Cannibal:You're going to get it now traitor... Wingnut:Oh yeah... thats what I was saying earlier... traitors will be dealt with severely... Stormfire:Yeah... you're going to pay Super Macho... Bizcocho:Si... it time to lay a beating down... Killall:Yeah... lets all beat Super Macho.... Super Macho:Not you Killall... how could you abandon the AoD and the Luchalicious one.... Bizcocho:Welcome aboard Killall... CanniabL:The System is glad to have you... Killall:Oh... there is a misunderstanding... I didn't swerve the AoD... I just wanted you guys to all beat up Super Macho... damn dirty Mexicans... *Shakes Fist*
--Killall 2004/06/17 19:31:29
Macho stands alone, with friend!
All The Systemites and apparenlty Killall begin to close in on Super Macho, that dirty lucahdore AoD member. Cannibal- You're going to get it Super Fatso! Cannibal breaks out laughing, everyone just looks at him. Cannibal- What? I thought it was pretty good. Wingnut- Is that System humour, cause if so.... Bizcocho- No no, it's just him don't worry. An angry TAC stares down Bizcocho. Killall- So are we going to beat his ass now? Stormfire- Oh yah. Bizcocho- For sure. Wingnut- Definitley. Cannibal- No doubt. Super Macho- Exactly. Everyone stops and looks at Macho. Super Macho- Sorry, got caught up in the moment. TAC becomes the first person to reach Super Macho since all 5 men were walking in slow motion. Cannibal comes closer his fists high and looking very menacing. Super Macho cowers in fear of the 7 footer. All of a sudden the two begin to laugh in a very sinister way. Bizcocho- What the? Cannibal reaches out and shakes hands with Super Macho. The two smile and TAC turns around to face the System. Wingnut- What is going on here? Cannibal- That's right I've joiend the AOD! Oh wait, you didn't guess that. Bizcocho- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Biz drops to his knees and begins to pound the cement with his fists. Tears of pain begin to swell in his eyes as anger takes over. Cannibal- So what do we do now? Super Macho- No idea. Macho was thinking of doing something very AoDish. Cannibal- I, being an AOD member, like the sounds of that. So what do we do? Super Macho- We drag Baltimore over New York city! A few short minutes later Cannibal and Super Mahco have dragged Baltimore over New York city. Bizcocho- Wow that was fast. Stormfire- Hmm, that is pretty AOD. Wingnut- Yah, they're good... tbc by???
--Cannibal 2004/06/17 21:10:37
System vs. AoD Standoff
Previously the mass of people had been divided into two groups, but slowly over time they have drifted all back together as part of a massive swerve-a-thon� and now we behold the rosters of the two stables:
--Nakedman with Knife 2004/06/17 21:37:04
Army of Darkness:
Necropus
Dan Haven
Super Macho
Highland Terror
Cannibal
Killall
The System:
Holy Evil
Wingnut
Stormfire
Nakedman
Baby Bubba
Bizcocho
Nakedman: Well, now isn�t that all interesting?
Super Macho: Shut your mouth, you System SCUM! You were trying to impersonate Super Macho!
Stormfire: Why don�t YOU shut YOUR mouth. Nobody likes Stupid AoDers!
Holy Evil: Yeah, stupid AoDers. You�re outnumbered! How are you going to get your way out of this one?
Wingnut: They probably are going to do some stupid AoD thing like kill themselves off and replace themselves with their sons.
Killall: Yeah, those AoD fools are so dumb. Oh wait� I mean I am still in the AoD. I did not swerve the AoD. I merely wanted to all to beat up Macho, because my dislike of filthy Mexicans.
Bizcocho: Right, and I didn�t swerve the System either.
Necropus: Well hurry up and do it then!
Dan Haven: Yeah, all the cool people are in the AoD. You don�t want to be associated with the System, do you? If you like to be with idiots who say that they have rocket toes even though they do not and run angles where they are a robot from the future� then go ahead.
Baby Bubba: Actually, an AoDer ran that angle too. So you have no grounds to insult the great System.
Super Macho: The only thing great about the System is leaving it. Now we get the palatial AoD locker room, and all the Tacos within it.
Cannibal: Yeah, I bet you all didn�t think about the Tacos when you left the AoD, did you?
Nakedman: DAMNIT! I knew I was forgetting about something!
Holy Evil: Look, we don�t care about your dumb AoD locker room where dumb random things happen. We got the Necropalace, which is now dubbed the HolyPalace.
Wingnut: Yes. We are clearly the victors!
Highland Terror: Say laddies� let�s stop arguing for a second and work out a deal.
Stormfire: What kind of deal are you talking about? You know we can�t trust the AoD!
Highland Terror: You give us Bizcocho, and we�ll give you Killall.
Killall: What? Don�t I get a say in this?
Bizcocho: Me too!
Nakedman: No deal. Why trade when Killall is probably going to swerve you anyway and join us?
Cannibal: HA! Fat chance. Us AoDers rescind our offer anyway. Because we know that Bizcocho will swerve YOU stupid System guys in a few seconds.
Dan Haven: Right. Then we don�t have to give Killall up and we�ll outnumber you.
Wingnut: Gosh this is tedious keeping up with 12 characters. I want to take a nap.
Super Macho: ZZZZZZzzzzz!
Necropus: Looks like Macho already beat you to the idea of napping. What are you going to do now? The same thing the System always does� copy the AoD!
Nakedman: Screw you!
And so it continues�
System drooLz. AoD rulezzz.
The System and the AoD stand around staring at Killall and Bizcocho, waiting for them to swerve their respective stables.
--Highland Terror 2004/06/17 22:04:45
Bizcocho: I hate peer pressure.
Killall: I'm not a dancing bear, damn you! Stop staring at me.
The tension is mounting as both stables line up against each other.
Cannibal: Ha, so what next? I suppose you'll declare some stupid "dance off" like the System always resort to when they don't have any more ideas!
HolyEvil: Oh yeah, well why don't you take some super serum or get bitten by a zombie so you can walk around with a three word vocabulary for the rest of the month, saying things like "Cannibal smash" or "braaaainss". That's a typical lame gimmick of the AoD!
Wingnut: I hate conflict. *hides*
Some violent fist shaking takes place.
SuperMacho: Zzzzzzz.....
DanHaven: Oh yeah?! Well, we've got Gary Coleman and you're not getting him back!
Nakedman: Who needs Gary Coleman when you have.....King Fox!
BabyBubba: *cartwheel*
Dan Haven winces as King Fox leaps into the arms of Nakedman who strokes him like he's a domesticated pet!
HighlandTerror: So what? We've got Pop and you ain't getting him back.....or something. I don't know, that's an old AoD angle I'm not familiar with.......but I saw the nice flash video which contained Pop and it was very good. Nice job, Nakedman.
Necropus: Don't side with the enemy! *punches Highland*
Stormfire takes a knife out and cuts the tension into cute little slices and eats it but there's so much tension in the air it doesn't ease any of the current hostility.
Stormfire: Well, we've got Highland Terror finally, so there!
HighlandTerror: But I'm not in The System, laddie!
Stormfire: Darn.
How will this potentially violent situation be defused? Will it even be defused?! Will it be like a big undefused bomb and just explode?!?!
TBC BY ???
I am your leader! For a moment.
So from what I can tell everybody is just standing around again. But only Killall and Bizcocho have yet to swerve their respective stables. Bizcocho: "Super Macho ... my feelings ... are ... hurt ..." Super Macho: "Those are the breaks, you dirty Systemite." Bizcocho: "Bah! Being in The System sucks!" BabyBubba: "Don't say that, broham!" Ahhh ... the confusion ... Killall: "I still hate you. You System member you." Bizcocho: "Same goes to you ... stupid AoD member!" Petty insults. It doesn't get much better. ... ... BUT IT DOES! Bizcocho: "I just realized something ... I AM THE LEADER OF THE SYSTEM! BOW TO ME!" Blank stares all around. Bizcocho: "Damnit. This does suck. I don't see how anybody could lead the System. It sucks." Holy Evil: "What does this mean?" Stormfire: *gasp* Wingnut: *double gasp* Bizcocho: "I quit." Bizcocho then walks over to his new AoD brethran. Bizcocho: "And I join the AoD." Cannibal: "Yay! You're back!" Highland Terror: "Welcome to the good side, ladie!" Killall: "Damn this sucks." Indeed it does. Now let's see where we stand ... The System: Army of Darkness: I wonder if there is another swerve in the books ... just one ... TBC ...
--Bizcocho 2004/06/17 22:22:01
Holy Evil
Wingnut
Stormfire
BabyBubba
Nakedman
Cannibal
Necropus
Dan Haven
Highland Terror
Super Macho
Bizcocho
Killall
King Fox has an idea, Killall doesn't conform
The awesome members of the Army of Darkness � Necropus, Cannibal, Bizcocho, Dan Haven, Super Macho, and Highland Terror are all standing around, making fun of the System. The System totally sucks, almost as much as T-Ex. Wait, does the new AoD hate T-Ex like they used to or do they ignore them as the old AoD did?
--Necropus 2004/06/17 23:08:12
Necropus: System sucks! Hey, why don�t you guys fight zombies for the eighty millionth time!
Dan: Yeah, or turn really old!
Bizcocho: Or win lots of WWE�s!
Super Macho: Or be an ethnically diverse group!
Highland Terror: Or have sex with your parents!
The members of the new AoD all look at Highland Terror in disgust. Highland blushes a deep shade of plaid and looks away.
At that moment, King Fox jumps out of Holy Evil�s arms and stands in between the two stables. Will he swerve the System and join the AoD?
King Fox: Ha! Screw you, System! I�m with the AoD now!
Holy Evil: Oh no!
Nakedman: Wait a minute! That was just Dan impersonating King Fox.
Dan: Curses.
Killall: He looks like he�s about to talk. Let�s count to four before he does. One . . .
Stormfire: Two . . .
BabyBubba: Three . . .
Wingnut: Four . . .
King Fox clears his throat and begins to speak. He has finally come up with the solution to all this madness. But what shall it be? Everyone knows except for people who haven�t been involved in this big, pre-planned swerve angle.
King Fox: Why don�t the two stables merge? You�re pretty much identical already.
Necropus: Hmm.
Holy Evil: Hmm.
Dan: Hmm.
BabyBubba: Hmm.
Cannibal: Hmm.
Wingnut: Hmm.
Bizcocho: Hmm.
Killall: Hmm.
Highland Terror: Hmm.
Nakedman: Hmm.
Super Macho: Hmm.
Stormfire: Hmm.
TBC by ???
Pointless post!
We are back where we just were. Pay attention or you'll get left behind. Bizcocho: "Being in the AoD rocks!" Necropus: "Yeah. We totally didn't see your swerve coming." Dan Haven: "No way ... and we all didn't talk about his before hand either. No way." Cannibal: "None at all." Bizcocho: "I know. I did this all on my own." Super Macho: "As did I." Highland Terror: "Same here." Killall: "Did I mention this sucks?" Oh yeah ... the regular AoD guy ... bah to him. Cannibal: "We are your friends now ... stablemate." Super Macho: "That's right. Gringo." Dan Haven: "Army of Darkness forever!" Necropus: "Yeah!" Necro then procedes to slap Killall in the ass. A friendly ass slap ... like NBA players. Killall: "I've got to get out of here ..." Indeed you do. Killall now continues to think about committing suicide ... or joing The System. One or the other. It's a toss up. TBC ...
--Bizcocho 2004/06/17 23:15:14
Mine comes before Necro.
STUPID NECRO!
--Bizcocho 2004/06/17 23:16:09
ONE LAST SWERVE!
King Fox has just suggested that the AoD and System merge together. Necropus: AoD and the System merge? I don't know King Fox, I wouldn't want to let the great history of the AoD be diluted by merging with the System. Nakedman with Knife: Great AoD history?! History of mediocrity, more like it! The System has a real history! We've had such greats as Necropus and Super Macho in our group! Super Macho: Those gringos are sub par! Macho declares it! Highland Terror: Aye laddie. I couldn't give up my AoD roots... Holy Evil: Well, I think we should - SWERVE! Holy Evil slams Killall over the head with a steel chair. Holy Evil: HAHAHA! Take that System! I'm swerving you for the AoD! Stormfire: But Killall was still in the AoD. Holy Evil: He was? Cannibal: Yeah. He never left the AoD for the System. Holy Evil: Oh... Say, is Bizcoho in the System or the AoD? Bizcocho: You know, I can't even remember. Dan Haven: I think King Fox is right. We should merge together. Killall: Yeah... As long as no one hits me again... Wingnut: We can be the Army of Systems! Necropus: Or the Systarmy. Stormfire: Systarmy? That's stupid! We should clearly be the Armystems. Nakedman with Knife: NAKEDMAN'S BRIGADE OF FOLLOWERS! Cannibal: No guys... We should be the System of Darkness. Highland Terror: Ah, yes laddie. You are always the one who was the voice of reason in the group. Holy Evil: Very well then... We are now the System of Darkness... And one last thing... System of Darkness: SWERVE WRASSLEPALOOZA!
--Holy Evil 2004/06/17 23:19:16
THE END