WELCOME Ladies and Gentlemen! To the SECOND EVER Hypothetical Animal Fight Tournament!
VOTE for this current round's matchups at [email protected]
Excellent commentary on the matchups will be provided by Joe and John at the Jorge Julio is God website.
Votes will also be accepted as replies to places where the Tournament is posted or through conversations with me at various other sources. But to clarify the questions stupid people may have first, here are a few rules of the game:
1). All fights occur in a magical realm where all animals are on equal footing. It is called HYPOTHETICAL for a reason. The only things the animals have going for them are their own strength or abilities. DO NOT reply with comments like: �It�s Croc versus Shark, but is the match in shallow water or deep water?� or �It�s Gorilla versus Shark, but won�t the gorilla drown?!�
2). ANIMAL TYPE CONFUSION: Some animals (dogs, cats) have been divided up into several types. However, other animals are generic. I know that there are different types of sharks and crocodiles, but if we tried to list every type then there would be 400 rounds. Assume that when there are different types of the animals, that the one in this tournament is the biggest, bad-ass type of that animal. For example: for shark, think of the shark as a Great White Shark, not a Nurse Shark.
3) NO SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: Certain animals you would like to attribute with certain extra abilities that would make them more fierce. Do not do this. The wolverine is just a rabid wolverine. It is not a �Rabid Wolverine.� As well, none of the dogs are �Junkyard Dogs.�