My Flash Videos
Doctor Abortion Flash Video
I
believe this slammer may perhaps just possibly like to kill babies, but I’ll have
to double check. (No Loader Video)
Caution:
Watching this Video too long will turn you gay. (No Loader Video)
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Roe and Wade Flash
Video
The Flash Video For Dr. Abortion’s Two Loveable Midget Valets. They
Joined the Nation of Islam. (No Loader Video)
This Mysterious Masked
Man emerges every once and a while. Just an ordinary Luchadore?… Or someone in
disguise. Hmm. Who could it be?!?! Who could it be?!
Did you see that Show, Survivor? He was the cool dude who sat
around and did nothing. Yeah. He ruled. That’s why Nakedman hired him as a
valet. Right now you may be asking – “HEY! Why didn’t you use the fat Naked guy
Rich- he’s naked, you’re naked.” My answer to that question is “shut up.”
FJLF: Plan to Kill the Knights
Setting: CWFe, October 2000. Fleshbasher, beloved by all is forced
into retirement – yet simultaneously his son, Fleshie Junior, is being held by
the Knights. Canadian Kid forms the F.J.L.F., Fleshie Junior Liberation
Front, to save the little rascal from the Knights. CK blames all that has
gone wrong on the Knights, and rightfully so. Nakedman comes up with a devious
plan to take out the Knights once and for all. Little did he know just how much
the plan would be to CK’s liking. The
plan: Candaian Kid, Chokehold (still dead, btw) Stache, and Naked storm into
the Knight Locker Room with guns… take out Remy and any other unlucky soul. But
will Stache and Chokey have enough time to use the bathroom or not?! Oh My!!!
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Setting: Months
before, CWO Star Psychomantis realizes something is up with CWO fans… they’re a
bit stiff. Too stiff. A revelation comes- no one likes the CWO!!! They have no
fans. Unable to sell tickets, the CWO fills the audience with cardboard fans.
Eventually, CWO commish Maddness (who spells his name wrong) decides to
take care of the situation… but a week later: The Cardboard Fans mysteriously
come back!!! Oooo. Who did it? What mischievous, meddler was behind it? This
flash video asks but does not answer the mystery. It accuses the announcing
staff, refs, Parking Guy- and of course, an annoying pop music star. The answer
– Acid Ed. Yeah, what a lame conclusion to a cool plot that the AoD started.
That’s what happens when you let the commishes get involved.
Tricky & Stormfire: a CWO Dilema
Stormfire, resident CWO crazy man, returns on the scene and makes
a huge impact. His evil master plan: Get a bunch of slammers to sign a petition
firing long-time announcer “Tricky” and making the new CWO color-commentator
HIMSELF, Stormfire. He does this by lying to every slammer in the fed about
what the petition is. He promises everyone everything. Does it work? Your damn
right it did. Stormfire replaces Tricky. So what will Tricky do now? This is a
Flash Video about his career options.
Having too much free time and no life leads to people making too many flash videos. This one was made for me and Living Dead Girl, while we were the only two Army of Darkness Members in the CWFe. Yeah. Its STREAMED! By God, can you believe it?! My Lazy ass actually Streamed the sound with the video! God be praised!
This one is similar to the last one, but different. I left the AoD
and Liv wanted her own flash vid. No problem. I fixed this up for her *cough*him*cough*.
Anyway, I just did it to look at pictures of Tammy Lynn SNATCH.
After a while, a Slammer just needs to update his flash vid (see
Stormy’s first flash vid – lower down, done by Holy). So this new version is
blessed with Stormy goodness. Whether playing on the fact that he has a metal
plate in his head or running the ever-so-loveable “Cap’N Stormbeard” pirate
gimmick, the chics just can’t get enough of this guy. He’s Storm-a-rific.
In the fine tradition of Widowmaker, Whitelight decides to die.
Tough Break. Here we mourn his final hours. Wait… did I say mourn? I meant
“mock.” Don’t forget to check out the links to the Original Widowmaker Funeral
and the ludicrously hilarious funeral for Evolver.
Being dead gets boring after a while, just ask Chokehold. Yet with death comes life reborn. And with the return of BobbyBob’s Allstars, Whitelight returns in the glorious tradition of Fleshbasher to make things silly and nonsensical. This Video also marks the return of Illuminating Darkness (the undefeated CGW/CWF Tag Team) in the form of “Illuminating Nakedness.” I’m very fond of this video, it’s a giant though – takes a long time to load. I think the dramatics are cool. Starts out dark and serious, and then it turns… well… it turns Nakedman. Need anything else be said?
Seen those Goddamn
TNN Commercials?! Yeah. Aren’t they the most God dammed annoying things in the world?
Yeah. Wanna go out on a killing spree every time you see one? Yeah. Me too. Well, Stormfire suggested this whole idea for
mocking TNN and how much they blow sheep. Thanks to Stormfire and Holyevil big
time on this one. They both played an integral part in the making of this vid.
BTW… that is Holyevil’s Voice doing the “We’ve Got Pop” line. Anyway, I think
its pretty damn good myself.
Holyevil’s Flash Videos
He has a metal plate in his head, used
to think he lived in a movie, sometimes suffers pirate syndrome and totally
shakes up any fed he’s in. Can more be said? I thought not. Stormy rules. (No
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THE BEST FLASH LINKS:
(The finest and most complete collection of Flash Videos there is. Gotta check this place out. Thats an order! You can literally spend an hours checking this stuff out. They've got everything from Entrance Vids to funerals to Al Bradd totally punking Chevs.)
(Pesty is one of the best flash makers in
the game. Makes sense, he's one of the best flashers in the game too. Check out
his stuff. Theres alot of Hard Work there, and a lot of funny stuff.)
