Cobra Commander: Ha! You speak as if you can defeat us! 
Lt. Pain: Yeah. If you want to be over, you maggot, you need to have Bingo and fun – and give us raises. You are not over like the Allstars. CK: Yeah… we are over like clover on an apple turnover in the City Dover.
Cobra Commander: Ha! You speak as if you can defeat us!
Baroness: -But sir. Maybe they can, they are way more over than Max Entropy!
Cobra Commander: Yes… but they don’t realize – we have hostages! Surrender now or your friends shall perish!
Whitey: What?! Hostages?! We can’t risk it Killall. It would be very un-over of us to risk the lives of hostages. If we want to be both good guys and loved then we can’t suck like the knights.
Killall: Yeah. Umm… let us see that the hostages are… umm… okay and stuff. Yeah. That’s it. I’m sleepy.
Big Wayne Stud: Help! They’ve got me tied up! I think they’re going to… Hey… wait… what am I? Big Wayne Stud is supposed to look like Val Venis. Why am I a Kevin Nash Doll?!
Sorry. Best that I could do on such short notice. He’s “big sexy” and your “big stud.” It was the only logical connection I could make. But hey, it gets worse.
BWS: What is this button on my side… Ugh! It makes me vibrate! I’m a Kevin Nash vibrating doll! Oh my God, I have been made into the form of a dildo for trailer trash! Why me?!
(Starts to vibrate).
Cobra Commander: And you’re a fool if you think that’s the only hostage we got, look – we also have Nakedman’s former stablemate, just show them Baroness!
Baroness: With pleasure Cobra... May I introduce you to the CWF’s elder Lesbian -
Baroness: - Living Dead Girl!
Liv: Help! Help! They’ve cut off my arms and have left my face bloody… you must do something… anything… how will I ever make love to women again?!
Lets just put this little critter back where I got him from, he’s probably more scared of me then I am of him. They’re a very docile species, unlike the Australian Brown snake… GREAT STUFF! 
Naked: Blimey! This is horrible! And to add to it… I’ve just confronted the deadly Fear Snake, the most venomous snake in the world! It has enough venom in it to kill a quarter of a million mice. It’s a good thing I found this stick here, now I can handle it so that I can always keep it from striking distance of my body. A stick can be the most important tool to handling a snake, and they’re readily available in snake territory. But need I remind you, never handle snakes like this on your own. I am trained and proud of the fact that I have never been invenomated by a snake in my entire life!
Lt. Pain: So, what do we do now, incredibly over Allstars?! You maggots.
CK: Don’t lose hope. We’ll get out of this, or I’m not Canadian and Over!
Whitey: Only one thing can save us now!!!
Killall: I am much cooler than Evolver!
CK: Wait… who’s that?! No… I can’t be… yes it is! Its former CWF and CFL star, and now current CCW star…
Prototype: Yes… it is me, Proto. I have come to save the day. Why? I don’t know. All I do know is that I am the most evil man in CSlam, always have been and always will be. And if that jackass Dr. A wants to challenge me then tell that punk to step up. Mmm… I sure do have cravings to eat crumpets and fish’n’chips, drink tea, greet people with ‘cheerio’ and say that everything is ‘bloody.’ I sure could take some slag’s knickers off right now, mmm.
Meanwhile, Holyevil (in the background of the picture), is dead. The Taipan seems to be making a nest on his torso.
Naked: Oy! Guys – you got it all wrong. Its not Proto who’s going to save us… look… there it is right there!.
Suddenly, it appears out of the sky.
Cobra Commander: What the heck is that?!
Baroness: I’m not staying around long enough to find out! I’m outta here!
Max Entropy: No! No! It can’t be!
JR: By God! By God it’s the giant hand!
Cobra Commander: Release me! Release me now! Aghhh! Your squeezing too tight!
Max Entropy: How dare you! Don’t you know who I am?! I am the Majority owner of the CWF! I can buy and sell you! I own the majority stock! Let me goooooooooo!!!!
All in Unison: HOORAY!!!
Naked: Crikey! All right! Everyone has been saved!
Lt. Pain: That maggot Cobra is finally out of my life!
CK: Max entropy’s reign of un-overness has come to an end!
Whitey: Hey everyone… look at me… I am raising the roof!
Killall: It was me. I saved the day. I am “cool.” *does finger thingie*
JR: Well fans, that about wraps it up here from the cardboard box arena. I’d like to tell you to tune in next week for-
King: No! Wait… Its not over yet – look! Liv has got Baroness!
JR: I think you’re right! It looks like Liv is trying to have hot lesbian sex with her too!
Liv: Oh! I love you! I love you Baroness! Hold me!
Baroness: GET OFF OF ME! HELP! HEEEEELP! COBRAAAAA!
Naked: Crikey, look at that!
Allstars: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!