Baroness: Yes. Soon the entire CWF will be under the total control and domination of Cobra!

Cobra Commander: Indeed Baroness. Indeed. And the success of our plan rests on Destro. Destro must retain the CWF Title and not lose to Nakedman or Holyevil!!!

Baroness: But great Cobra… Destro is a retard. What if he fails?! What if he loses the title? Then how will we gain complete control over the CWF and conquer it for our own, evil terrorist reasons?!

Cobra Commander: Do not worry my dear… for that is why we have the back-up plan! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Baroness: Ah, the back up plan!!! Excellent thinking Cobra Commander, excellent!

Captain “JR” Sisko, DS9: Hello fans, this is Captain Sisko alongside Hot “King” Rod. We’re joining you from behind a box of Kleenex that serves as our desk. The World Title Match has been quite a bout so far.

Hot “King” Rod: Yep, your sure right JR. Looks like Nakedman has taken a breather… but Holyevil and Destro have really been going at it! Lets go back over to the action in the cardboard box that has been flipped over and taped up with pencils and string to look like a ring! Haha!

Nakedman: OY!!! Crikey, of all the dumb luck – it’s a good thing I brought this net with me. There just happened to be a deadly Inland Taipan around this ring. Thank God I caught it before it caused too much harm. These are beautiful - but dangerous - creatures! I wouldn’t try this at home kids, remember – I am a trained professional! … *WHOOPS*… OY! It just slipped out!

JR: And Destro is atop of Holyevil now… who knows what sort of devastating maneuver he’s going to lay on him.

King: What the?! Hey – that’s not a Destro action figure… what a rip off! That’s Prince Lotor from Voltron!

I apologize for not having a Destro action figure. I truly an sorry.
-Sincerely, Puppetmaster.

JR: But wait… what's this?! It looks like Nakedman is down trying to get the snake!

Naked: There! I gotcha mate! Danger, danger, danger – He’s poised and ready to strike. But I don’t have to worry about him! Dtesroyer’s about to win the match! I’ve got to get something going here!

Nakedman lets the snake go and kicks Destro.

JR: Wait a minute… Nakedman and Destro are Hooking up! Nakedman has him by the arms! He’s out-powering him!

King: AGH! Look out Destro! Watch out for where Nakedman may put you!!!

Naked grabs onto Destro and shoves him in-between his legs.

JR: Oh my! It’s a Double Underhook… here it comes… Its Nakedman’s move – “The New Degree!!!”

King: Hey! They forgot about the snake – what is that snake doing to Holyevil?! I… I… I think Holyevil is that Snake’s new home!

Naked: Oy! Take this, mate!

BAM!!! Nakedman drops down with the New Degree.

JR: Here’s the pin! 1… 2… 3!!! Its all over!

King: Nakedman just got the World Title belt back! But more importantly – that Venomous Snake just bit Holyevil in the face, I think he’s going to die!

Naked: *Gasp*… Thank You mates, thank you. It really means a lot to me that you fans are cheering for me and my exiting adventures! It was a hard fought match – even harder because I had to battle deadly, venomous snakes. But I triumphed in the end and overcame…

Voice: NOT SO FAST, Nakedman!!!

Cobra Commander: For it is I, Cobra Commander – a snake that you cannot catch, Hahahaha!

Baroness: You may have beaten Destro – but the war is not over. The CWF Shall belong to us!

Cobra Commander: Nakedman, may I introduce you to…

dun dummm dunnnnnn…

Cobra Commander: … THE SECRET WEAPON – Max Entropy, majority owner of the CWF! Ah-hahahahaha!

Max: Yes, pathetic Nakedman. I own this fed… I am the one with all the stock! Chicken Stock, stock market, livestock – and majority stock in CWF! But controlling the CWF is not enough, I must now plunder all of Earth’s precious energy resources! MWAHAHAHA!

Naked: CRIKEY! I can’t defeat all of you at the same time – if only I had some help! If only I had…

Naked: …BOBBY BOB’S ALLSTARS!!!

Lt. Pain: What?! Cobra?! If only I knew you’d be behind this all, I would have called Sergeant Slaughter… me and him would have made you run laps all day, maggot!!!

Canadian Kid: Max Entropy – your reign of a lack of overness must be stopped. Why haven’t you given the Allstars the Pay-Raises that they deserve… I want to make the big money.

Whitey: Yeah! -The WHITELIGHT money!

Killall: I am “cool.” *does finger thingie* And because of that, your total lack of coolness must be stopped. Max Entropy is not over.