They rob you and they slaughter you
By Fleshbasher

The most exciting match since that time X-solo got kidnapped Miss Piggy is still raging on like Jericho and his merry band of sailors at an S&M party partay. (damn it's been a long time!! love you Jeri)...

Bobbybob:"N-32...Anne Three Two."

"Oh yeah baby...Two more to go."

Nakedman, Killall and Holyevil in unison:"BINGO!!!"

"Whut the fook?"

Canadiankid:"Man the lifeboats!"

Lt Pain:"Say what maggots?"

Canadiankid:"Man overboard!!!"

"AAAAARRRGGHHH!!!"

Honus:"What?"

Nakedman:"Run for the hills!"

Rembrandt:"What the he..."

Canadiankid:"Watch your language, you're a Knight."

Rembrandt:"...heavens?"

George:"Yipes!"

"Crikey!"

The Man with the shotgun forcing the unwilling to play Bingo:"Huh?"

George:"Gadzooks!"

"Oink?"

Destroyer:"........."

Canadiankid:"BLING!"

Bobbybob:"Gentlemen please!! Get a hold of yourselves!!"

The Allstars slowly start to calm down a bit...Lt Pain, always cool as a cucumber (which is a different kind of cool than Killall-cool) is the first to speak up...

Lt Pain:"What do we do now?"

Killall, always cool as a Killall (which is even cooler than twelve Evolvers on a trampoline smoking chocolate cigarettes) is the second to speak...

Killall:"We can't have three winners!"

Holyevil:"Why not?"

Nakedman:"Those are the rules."

"I bet if Hommicide would be comming along he would come up with a solution."

Canadiankid:"Yes, Hommicide is a slammmmer with a good immagination."

Bobbybob:"Stop mmaking fun of Jordanzommbie and try to comme up with a solution dammmmit!"

Complete silence as everyone thinks...

"I GOT IT!!"

Beads of sweat are starting to run down the faces of the Non-Allstars, Holyevil excluded...

"Let's just play another game!!"

Canadiankid:"Yes!! We'll keep playing till we have one single winner!"

All the Non-Allstars, Holyevil excluded:"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

And so the game continues... 1

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