As The ALLSTARS continue playing Bingo.... the television fans are suddenly interrupted..... by a commercial.....

Nakedman and Killall stand in front of a camera..... Nakedman stares directly into the lense.....

Nakedman:Oh....hey there.....Killall....

Killall turns and stares directly into the camera lense.....

Killall:Oh....Hi....ummmm....*checks cue card*...... Nakedman.....

Nakedman:Hey.... Killall... I have.... noticed that.... you.... are slamming.... very well.... this month.... what..... is your secret?

Nakedman smiles for the camera.....

Killall:Alright.... Nakedman.... I will tell.... you..... but you....ummmm...*Checks cue card*.... butter....

Nakedman:*Under his breath* The word is better.....

Killall:Oh.... you better.... keep.... it a secret......

Killall smiles for the camera.....

Nakedman:Oh.... I will....*wink**wink*

Killall turns around and grabs a large bottle.....

Killall:Here is...my....secret Naked.....man....

Nakedman:Are those.... what I think they....are?

Nakedman looks to the camera.... he proceeds to scratch his head in confusion.....

Killall:Yes.... these are....*Checks cue card*.... STUROIDS!

Nakedman:*Gasping in amazement* STUROIDS?

Killall:Yes...Stu...roids! They give me....the...pow...er.... I need.... to be the....ummmm...oh yeah...best.....

Killall hands Nakedman the jar.... Nakedman reaches in and eats a pill.....

Nakedman:Yumm.... they are....delicious.....

Nakedman rubs his stomach.....

Killall:Of course.... they are.... so dont be.....STU-PID.... if you want to be a heat....machine... like I am.... go get...your.... own bottle...*Check cue card*....Today.....

Killall and Nakedman both give the camera the thumbs up with huge smiles.... the teeth sparkle.....

Narrator;If you want to be the best.... go out and buy your bottle of Sturoids..... available at all local pharmacies and candy stores.....

Warning:Sturoids may cause decrease in speech and grammatical abilities.....

sturods do not caude problens in my speach or anything. i fell just as god now as whin i fist stated taking thim. plus i m a milluin times strongr and beter. much beter then honus jason. hahahaha� how dose it feel honus? you have been plaed by the ultimite heat macihne � i hav made you retuire becaue you know I am beter then you yuo are all pupets and i control you. hahahahahahaha how does it fell to no i'm beater.

THANKS STU-ROIDS!!!!

Oh God NO!!!!

He had O.D.'ed on Sturoids.....

And there is only one thing I can do.....

Someone get my tool.....

You mean your shotgun.....

Yup...thats it.....

Killall is handed his shotgun......

Now I am doing this for your own good.... right now your life isn't worth living.... you will thank me later......

Killall starts to pull on the trigger.....

Nakedman:STOP.... I am back.....

Good...good.... you know I would never have shot you..... especially since the gun isn't loaded......

Naked: Geez� am I relieved that that gun wasn�t loaded.

Killall: Yeah. Heh. I never put shot in it.

Naked: Well, I�m back now, 100% fit and�

(finger slips)

~CLICK~

*BANG*

Nakedman, sans head, falls down to the floor.

Killall: Oh crap.

You know what I remember ThrillAll�

Killall: What? There was shot in it?

Yep.

Killall: Ahh, I think I�ll be running now.

PillAll causally gets up and then runs away like a cheetah on crack.

Naked: *bleed*bleed*