Why I make The Purrrfect Wife
1. I love kids
2. I love cooking
3. My measurements are 38,29,38
4. I make great cookies, cakes pies...just check the
dinner tonite section
5. I know how to win people over
6. Im a virgin...no diseases
7. Im loyal
8. I am in love with the idea of sex
9. I am open minded
10.  i make great coctails
11. I sing
12.  I act
13 . I have my own money
10 quick reasons why you cant marry me

1. you proably dont have enough money to keep me happy
2. You arent romantic enough
3. Im proably in love with someone else
4. Money doesnt matter and your not hot enough
5. I still dont see a great big diamond on my finger
6.im too clingy and freaking you out
7. im to adventerous for you...( i.. animals..corsets..bondage..all un stuff..j/k about the animals)
8.you insulted me once..refer to the
diva section
9 you dont spend enough time listening to me or telling me about mysefl..
10. I dont even know you and your meeting me through my web page
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