Front pockets, keys, lipstick to keep the tender of my lips in winter 2 pieces of chewing gum, backpockets: just my wallet and what a hard ass I have
Britney or Shakira?
Shakira! She is Colombian! She write her songs, she is a real singer not a fake artist created to sell cd`s.
What team did you support as a child?
It is called Millonarios the team with more championships won in Colombia (13) but since 1988 we have not won anything but the Merconorte cup in 2001,it is the only Colombian team to defeat RealMadrid @ Santiago Bernabeu in 1952 .4-2
Di-Stefano played in that time with my team.
Dream 11 football team?
Keeper Fillol (Argentinian 1978)
Defense: Roberto Carlos, Maldini . Cordoba, Cafu,
Midfield: Valderrama, Ronaldinho , can I play??? If
yes ME, If not then Pele! Ha!
Forwards: Batistuta, Schevchenko, Samuel Eto.
As you can see my defense ll have a hard time since I
do not have anyone in the midfield to help but you will
see wonderful and fast goals too.
Ideal dinner guests ?
Alexander the Great, Carlo Magno , Napoleon and Genghis Kahn, it'll be amusing to see them arguing over dinner who is the greatest of the greatest then as surprise guest the almighty lord Jesus will appear and let them know who is Daddy , plus with his cool tricks he 'll make appear more guiness and yakiniku so we can continue with our nomihodai tabehodai!!!!
best blag?
Best what? Sorry, me no English, ive checked 3 dictionaries, no one mention blag is it an Scottish slang?
any superstitions? With my luck notthing works.
Porn Star Name( name of your first pet andyour mothers maiden name, put the two together)?
Trosky Leonor (does it look like an artistic name?)
Change your citizenship!
What song do you sing in the Bath?
I dont sing hate singing this is why I try to avoid Karaoke sessions.
Best thing about being a Colombian?
Sometimes it is cool to see people making an scaryface when someone introduce me as:He is Colombian!!! so they think that I have a profile as a drug dealer, kidnapper or something like that.
What makes you laugh?
Many things as many of you know I laugh for the simplest thing , like every time someone introduces a friend to Niall, the first thing he always asks is if that person has been been to Ireland , The Simpsons, George Bush speeches
Epitaph? a simple man who died from complications
If you could be anyone for the day who would you be?
Bill Gates, I'll transfer a few millions to my account,so next day when im me again I'll be stinky rich!
In 1989 I was in the army for one year, (in Colombia is mandatory) and 3 weeks before finishing my duties I was accused by an officer that I did the Desertion offense. That could give me many years in jail, I had the permission to go home for 5 days, but this Mother Fu%$&&er did not care and made me get naked in front of 1200 soldiers then he sent me to a solitary confinement in a basement, a 2*2 (meters)concrete room, but not only naked, he ordered to spread lots of cold water inside that place and locked me for 4 days. A friend rang my parents and when my Dad told the officer he was going to bring someone from the human rights organization, the guy just explained to my Dad that he just used me to scare other soldiers, but nothing was going to happen to me,when I was released, friends had to help me walking I had not eaten anything in those 4.5 days,and it took me a few hours to get used to see sunlight againI'll never forget that asshole. Lieutenant Cote Lopez Oscar Mauricio.
Title of your Autobiography?
"Poor Pablo the unauthorize biography"
Shocking revelations!! (This book should be sponsored by Mybar and Elephant Nest!
