FABBY FACTS                
YIKES ! Did you know.....

President Bush declared war on Shonais'  S.M.Ds  (Socks of Mass Destruction) addressing Congress,  Bush said :"The axis of evil must not be allowed to spread, for the sake of our children Shonai must be contained"
Tony  Blair said "I agree  whole-heartedly"


Fresh from her split with  her hubby, J.LO  is currently dating a footballer from Japan.
She was quoted(allegedley) as saying :
"I dont  wanna say to much, but he took me for nomihodai  and a curry , then all-night  Karaoke where I sang ALL my songs to him ,He sang "The boys are back in town"  to me and  he's gonna buy  me a Rock*   coz I'm still Jenny from the block."
The mystery  man was reported as saying : "I dont do Bling Bling"


Colin swears an average 5.2 times a game. **@(#VABLE!

Bassim has the ball on average 40.5mins per hour.  YOWZER!

Veronicas'  Webby Choice
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Julian wears titanium glasses with brain magnets to keep them on while slide tackling.� SPECtacular!

The amount of S@#T talked on the park could fill 3 Dumpster Trucks
YAP YAP!

On one Shonai day there are an� average 2567� F.U.P,s� (F@*�#ed Up Passes).
OOH MISSES!!

If we combined the fat of all the shonai players we could continuously cook chips until the next century.� RUFF!

49 people are� right footed and 9 are left footed FASCINATING!

In Damiens Beard there are 1650 individual hairs, enough to make a sweater for a gerbil.�� HIGITASTIC!

33.33% of� Nagoyas'�Czech population used to play for Shonai� and� his� name was Kamil . We know the other 33.33%� , but he decided not to come


������������� Byeeee
Veronica Dimple   ;-)


*Rock:- celebrity speak for� diamond ring
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