Claim to Fame: I was percy the pig at any kids functions in my last job - i had to wear a big pig costume.� Mickey eat your heart out
Dream Team: 4-4-2 Goram Reuter�Amoros Gough Butcher Laudrup Giggs Souness Guillit Cantona van Basten
Autobiography title: Buy this ya tight bastard, i Ieed the munny
3 things you love: Nozomi�(I know, bleuch) Gers Ian Rankin books
3 things you hate celtic, celtic and lying, cheating, small minded, bigoted, lazy, two faced, back stabbing w*nkers
Tell us a joke: celtic's attempts to win the premier league between 1989 and 1997�
Tell us something we dont know about you No, cos that way you'll know
wet or dry ? dreams? depending who's in it, wet
Fave Music? melodic stuff
Fave Film? leon
question you would like to be asked ,and the answer. do you want this fukn shitload of cash or what? yes please
Is there life on other planets ? must be something more intelligent than us, surely no-one else would f*ck up a planet like this so badly
Charlie Chaplin or Laurel and Hardy? L n H
Why are we here?� To destroy planet earth well before its due date.
will you go bald? this question is about 10 years too late
famous relatives? relative pronouns
what number can you count up to? without falling asleep 100
what�phrase do you not understand? unsynthesised manifold
Knight Rider or the A-team? A team for their immortality
Bad habits? talking shite and spraying all over people. apologies for past offences and the ones coming up this xmas
whats in your pockets right now? oose
Y-fronts or boxers? boxers, but didny know y fronts were a dog too.� Did they ever win crufts?
Have you ever been sick in a hedge? no but ive been lost in a bush, it was heaven
Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? prob the tiger on a one to one, but the lion has more pals so if its in the park the lion with his tooled up mates would win
Favourite website: www.fightingfantasy.com
