Leeds United
Dream 11 football team?
Scmeichel, Maldini,Beckenbauer, Moore, Cafu, Baggio, Maradona, Keane , Bremner, Me, Elvis Presley
Worst Job?
Delivering washing machines for a day- breaks yer back.
Have you ever won anything?
One or two things.
fast or slow?
I'm not Dale Winton
Big or small?
I'm not Julian Clary
What would you do if you were invisible?
What do you reckon?
tell us something about yourself we dont know?
I'm ......
No.
Best piece of advice you have been given?
Care not so much what you are to others as what you are to yourself
What makes you laugh?
schadenfreude
Favourite Meal?
Fish & Chips & Sake
Epitaph?
Go away Idiots. This is not your Dad's grave.
Love or Money?
Both
who do you share your birthday with?
Ozzie Osbourne
Ideal dinner guests?
Not my kind of thing really.
Any superstitions?
yeah
Porn Star Name ? ( name of first pet your mothers maiden name, ?
Barney O' Brien
Catchphrase? You ****ing ****
your top 3 Films?
Bangkok Chickboys Loose in London I, II & III - just joking, none really.
Stone Roses, Keith Harris and Orville
Do you have any bad habits?
Yeah, the one I stole from a nun at my primary school, it's really dirty now after 15 years.
Name 3 things you hate!
Manchester United,Manchester United fans ( except Niall ) and superficiality
What do you miss about Japan ?
The sun, swearing at the police and not being arrested , slim women
A panda walks into a bar and orders a drink and has a sandwich. When he's done, he shoots everyone except the bartender. "What was that for?" said the bartender. "It's bad for business!" "Look me up in the encyclopedia," said the panda and leaves. So the bartender pulls out an encyclopedia "Panda - eats: shoots and leaves."
