I wouldn't consider them flames, more of less honest critiques...generally, I don't even waste my time reviewing.

9. Do you have a tendency to say horribly nasty things about people you don €™t understand?
I'm the bishonen deliverer, it's in my job description, although I do think about stuff before insulting the living daylights out of them. It requires strategy.

10.Do you cook?
Yep, make an excellent merlot-basted chicken breast with linguine.

11.Is your IQ above thirty?
The last time I checked, it was above 140.

12.Do you know anything at all about Japan, including its history and current traditions?
It's called research, and I did it over nine years ago.

13. If not, are you willing to do research?
I'd have to, unless I'm in the mood to be either enrolled into something like a fanfiction college or get flamed...

14.Talpa: Evil or misunderstood?
Floating armored head...with slightly evil tendencies.

15.Kayura: helpless girl or twelve year old evil b*****?
Helpless girl. I'm the seventeen year old evil bitch.

16.How many stories have you written?
Too many to count.

17. Please name the titles so that we may judge you by your writing criteria and adjust your schedule to match it.

Shall I take up webspace? Caught Unaware. Scarlet Threads.

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