OFUR ENROLLMENT FORM
Name: Max*the bishie deliverer
Age: 17
Race (if not human): Bishonen deliverer. We are our own race.
Language: English/Japanese/Both English and Japanese/Other (please specify) (English, French, Japanese, a bit of Spanish and Latin, HTML and JAVA)
Gender: Male/Female/No gender applicable (Female)
Next of kin: Older Sister, Younger sister: C.G.
Contacting next of kin: Y.F.F. that is, if she's ever contactable.
Insurance company: Choicecare Humana
Organ donor: Yes/No/I have no organs (Yes)
Chosen Side: Good/Evil/On the Fence (Depends on who wins)
Fear of Youja soldiers (Tin can soldiers): Yes/No/I’m an idiot who doesn’t know what they are
I collect their armor
Fear of Kayura: Yes/No/I’m an idiot who doesn’t know who she is
Why should I be scared of her? I'm bitchier then she'll ever be.
Fear of the Ancient One: Yes/No/Who is he? (Respect him. I want his hair.)
Fear of Talpa: Yes/No/To whom do you refer? (*laughs* Gimme a break!)
Biggest fear: Nagia, *shudders* or being alone.
Sunrise Corporation: Great Corporation, I love them/I worship the dust at their feet/whom are you talking about? (Kowtow to THE Sunrise Corporation.)
RW or YST: RW/YST/Both/Now what are you talking about? (YST...RW if I'm in a pinch, or situations call for it.)
Will Support SEIJI&NASUTIFOREVER: Yes/No (Yes)
Sports Club(s) I wish to join: Kendo/ Swim team/ Wrestling/ Soccer/ Chess/ Triple Triad/ Other (please specify) (I help run the place, havoc is wreaked anyways.)
I Write RW/YST fanfic because: Because I'm already feared/revered in newbie chatrooms.
I have written a Mary-sue: Yes/ No/ What’s that? (If I did, I'd shoot myself.)
I have Written Yaoi (male/male sex): Yes/No/What’s sex? (It's against my religion, but God knows that it's fun to hint at.)
I have written Shounen Ai (male/male mushiness): Yes/No/What ‘s mushiness? (One-sided and it was an original character who dies anyways.)
I have written Yuri/Shoujo Ai (female version of above): Yes/No/What were you guys talking about? (Sorry, I prefer to fish in the male pond.)
My Lust object is: (I deliver them. I'm allowed to swap loyalties.)
I do indeed with to enroll at OFUR: Yes/No (No, I help run it.)
OFUR takes no responsibility of injuries as a result from class activities or failure to regard obviously posted or well-hidden safety warnings. Please take complaints to Max or Nagia. We guarantee no success.
Failure to graduate will result in no license and a new career.
Please include dental records, blood type, and any relevant medical information.
Placement test administered upon arrival.
I hereby state that all information given is the truth about my writing alias.
Date: 2/7/03
Signature: Max*the bishie deliverer