XX…Why??

It wasn’t TOO often whenever she got to see the apartment that, her best friend, Seiya shared with two other friends. The Three Lights was what they were known as and every girl in the country of Japan wished to visit what Usagi took advantage of right now. Their apartment was fashionably tasteful all thanks to Yaten.

Besides all that, Seiya was showering from the football training and Usagi was lounging back in a million yen chair that she liked to call her own every time she came over. A headache overcame her and she knew exactly what she needed. Getting up, the blonde walked sluggishly toward the kitchen and opened the door to the medicine cabinet. She didn’t have to rummage through very much, on a count that the Three Lights gave up their addiction on popping pills a couple of years ago. So in order to convince people, they just left their medicine cabinet for needed over-the-counter drugs. She found the aspirin and took out two pills. But something else caught her eye, a prescription-pill bottle sat in its lonesome in the cabinet. She then heard the shower turn off and turned around with the bottle in hand. She was going to have some talk with her favorite little rock star.

“KOU SEIYA!!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!!!”

Only in about one second flat, Seiya was standing at attention, dripping wet and in nothing but a towel. “Yes ma’am??”

Usagi held up the pill-bottle to his face. “What is this??!! Tell me!! You’re not doing drugs again are you Seiya??!”

His eyes opened wide as he saw what Odango held up to him. “Oh no!! Odango!! It’s not that kind of drug!!”

“Oh really!! How will you prove to me that you don’t shoot up on…” she took a quick glance at the label. “…testosterone every--!!” Usagi did a double-take. “Testosterone???!!!”

Seiya sighed and sweat dropped. He never knew Usagi would find that pill bottle. Probably Taiki was thinking right and left the bottle out in the open. “Odango, I can explain. It’s to balance out my hormones.”

Usagi lifted an eyebrow in questioning at the raven-haired idol. “Balance out?? Seiya, why are you taking doses of testosterone?”

He scratched the back of his head. “Well, did you ever pay attention in Biology?”

“I don‘t know. What period was it?”

“Third.”

“Then no.”

It was only common sense in Seiya’s case…first through third period was when Usagi would catch up on her beauty sleep.

“Anyway, of course you know I’m not a typical male. And in order for me to be a male, I have to take the right hormone.”

“So you’re telling me that if you don’t take these…” Usagi shook the bottle. “…that you would be female?”

“No…not really. I would just be a screwed-up looking man.”

The blonde-haired beauty looked up in thought as she tried to re-encounter her learning in Biology. Enough things came up to where she could blackmail Seiya for the rest of his life.

She walked up to him and poked his naked pectoral. “So you’re telling me that you can make milk???”

Seiya blushed and took her hand. “Uh, yeah. I guess you could say that.”

“And that you could be shorter than me??”

He let go and started to walk to his bedroom. “Yes…”

“And I could beat you at arm-wrestling!?”

“Yes…!!”

“And you wouldn’t be able to take the beatings in football!!??”

“Yes!!!”

“And you could grow breasts!!!!????!!”

“YES!!!”

She ran after him. “Oh Seiya, I’m loving you more and more everyday!!”

His head poked out from his room. “Really?”

“Look! He’s turning into a woman already!! We’re so sensitive!!”

“You wanna see woman???!!” Seiya opened the door to reveal the only thing that would keep Usagi’s mouth shut for the rest of the day.

Heh, interesting ne??? Yeah, you would say I’m a pretty interesting character right now for coming up with all these stupid pointless stories. At any rate…chao!!!