Happy Birthday

He felt so peaceful in his sleep. Incense floated around his room with the scent of lavender. It was around 6:00 in the morning…WAY too early for him. Even though, it was his birthday. But that never let it stop him. It WAS his birthday, he could do whatever the hell he wanted. Sleep till noon was his thing.

His bedroom door was then slung open and he didn’t have time to open his eyes to have two people grab him and hold his arms in a 21 Jump Street.

“What the-…??! Hey, let me go!!!”

One of the people held a hand over his mouth to keep him from anymore outbursts. He was then dragged out of the window onto the fire escape where the warm summer took its name on them. One of the persons had his feet while the other held onto his arms and upper torso. The hostage opened his eyes to see the person with his feet dressed in all black. Even his head had a black covering.

He tried to kick and punch, but these people didn’t seem to want to let go. He was then carried into the basement of his apartment complex and taken into a dark room. There was only one lamp that hung from the ceiling and a silver chair in the middle. He was sat in the chair and another figure seemed to walk in out of nowhere. He couldn’t see his or her face, on the count most of the room was still dark.

“Kou Seiya…we have issued a ransom for-…” A female voice started to say, before she was interrupted

“Oh shut up!!! I know it’s you!!” Seiya yelled. “Yaten, I can smell your breath all the way from here!! Probably from kissing Taiki’s ass so much..!!”

It was true, the shrimp couldn’t really have any word against the giant. In a way, the feminine boy was whipped.

“…And Mamoru, I know it was you too cause I could feel your damn wedding band over my mouth!! Plus I stole your wallet!”

Well, Seiya was sly in the game of seduction, but he was also a professional in pick-pocketing.

“And what are you doing with a condom in there!??!! Does Odango know this???!?!!” He asked as he handed Mamoru his wallet.

The figure with the female voice got into the light to be revealed as Usagi. “MAMORU!!!!!!!!”

Seiya chuckled and looked up at his crush. “Hey Odango!! Didn’t see you!”

She didn’t really pay attention to him, but more at her husband with the “balloon” in his wallet. He didn’t really say anything but just looked back at her with a scared face.

“Now that you’ve found out!! I know what I want for my birthday!!” Seiya stated eagerly as he stood up gave his girl friend a look.

“Sit down you pervert!” Yaten yelled as he pushed his raven-haired friend back in his seat. “You’ve ruined enough things!!”

Ha ha!! Did y’all enjoy that??^^ At any rate, it was random. I had to get it out of my head somehow. Chao!!