WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

• The nice men are ugly.
• The handsome men are not nice.
• The handsome and nice men are gay.
• The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
• The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
• The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
• The handsome men without money are after our money.
• The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
• The handsome men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
• The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRSTMOVE!!!!
• The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?