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Okay people- I'm back! Once again here is your old buddy Jen to help you out with a few things. It kills me, I mean slays me to my knees that so many of you don't know how to begin a conversation! I my time, I have not yet met very many mindreaders, so we are all going to have to come up with something clever to make the other person ACTUALLY interested in what we may have to say. Okay, okay, "interested" might have been to strong a term to use there...how about ENDURE. (yeah, that's much better)
Alrighty...now to get a few of my personal complaints out of the way. (it's my site, I can do that ya know) Please, for the love of all that's holy- Brush Your Teeth!!! No one, and I do mean NO ONE wants to sit near someone and listen to them talk while thinking to themselves, "My god, did this person eat shit for breakfast?"
That being said, next thing on my personal bullshit list is- Speak in a tone that is audible to the other person! Two or three, "please repeat or pardons" and I am finished with trying to listen.
Now I think that my major bitches are out...so have fun and try these out sometime. And keep in mind, some of these could get you slapped. But if your into that kind of thing, hell, a good night has just begun!!!

1. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

2. I'll suck you so hard you'll have to pull the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

3. The voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you.
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4. The only reason I would kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor.

5.   You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.

6.   Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

7.   I'm new in town, would you please give me directions to your house.

8.   How about pizza and a fuck? (if they say no) Hey!!! You don't like pizza?

9.   Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to fuck me, don't you?

10. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

11. (walk up to someone you don't know) So...How am I doin?

12. Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

13. Damn! You look good even with the lights on!

14. If you were a pair of pants, I'd wear you out.

15. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Elvis standing over there?

16. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

17. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

18. The word of the day is LEGS. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

19. My name is Jen. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it later.

20. (one of my favorite) I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?